Tag Archive for cooking

Keyboard Cats

QUICK HITS
this episode is all over the place. we have IT updates with cats and iOS pegasus stuff, keyboard issues, how to make mayo, the awesomeness that is an immersion blender, pickle death, beating meat, old man sleep, and wedding arts and crafts. and if that’s not enough, they get really involved in a few of the hot hot topics.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: gaming
low: 75fail

caleb’s high-low
high: double d&d
low: final fantasy

HOT HOT TOPICS
– if someone has a bumper sticker that says “new driver,” should they really be driving a brand-new audi?
– have people though that the labor shortage in fast food might be because people don’t want their children working a thankless job during a pandemic?
– local topic for me, our town just added doordash this week, literally only mcdonald’s, and only after 6pm lol
– how often do you get new smartphones, and how much do you normally spend? (this is not an attempt to sell phones to any of you or maybe it is?)
– anyone got a lead on a time machine? I need it to be november.
– are you using blinkers while driving or are you a BMW driver?
– how do I dick punch an airport in west virginia
– do you think there’s a future in “I’m stuck in this airport so I’m going to do dumb shit for 6 hours travel blogging” and if so should I trademark my ongoing series Fizzle spends the next 5-6 hours reviewing restaurants in the chicago o’hare airport because his shit got fucked.
– jam or jelly
– hard or soft pretzels? with the pretzels, mustard or cheese (or both)?
– if you could watch a show/movie, read a book, or play a game over again ‘for the first time’ what would it be and why

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – virtuosity (1995) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114857)
caleb 4.9/10
rafe 6.25/10
SONGS – fake songs
sifl & olly – fake blood

NEXT MOVIE – devil in the blue dress(1995) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112857)
NEXT SONGS – blue songs

Eating Your Feelings

QUICK HITS
food, glorious food
like italian soda
black licorice
50/50 chance money
discord food pictures
“I” kinks! and
urgent care

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: beaucoup
low: glamper

caleb’s high-low
high: ffr fall league win
low: couple shitty days

HOT HOT TOPICS for THANKSGIVING
– ham or turkey
– thanksgiving dinner from a grocery store deli, or thanksgiving dinner from a local old people diner?
– when the fight inevitably breaks out during the thanksgiving zoom call, how many of your uncles are crazy enough to drive over to start a fist fight?
– pillsbury crescent rolls or grands biscuits?
– big thanksgiving with all the fam, or a small thanksgiving with just the fam at home?
– do you cook your stuffing in a bird or on the stovetop
– how many hours in the oven do I need to cook a 12 pound turkey?
– do you like sprinkles on baked goods, and if so, do you prefer the little ball things or the longer ones?

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – julie & julia (2009) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1135503)
caleb 7.5/10
rafe 7.25/10
SONGS – cooking BATTLE
TMBG – dinner bell

NEXT MOVIE – leap year (2010) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1216492)
NEXT SONGS – leaping BATTLE

Huge God Dammit (feat. rubes000)

QUICK HITS
there’s a guest, there’s a guest, there’s a guest!! RUBES! with the triple zeroes. he’s visiting family and was gracious enough to have a talk with #RaHaCa. they also get to meet his kid! rafe had a big moment with the glamper this weekend and caleb had a great weekend with the scientist. food talk makes a big appearance. rafe wants everyone to follow PherthePrinny and dpenguinstudios on twitter. speaking of twitter, thanks will bloodworth for following rafehatescaleb! caleb is on a record-breaking week of wearing pants, he talks about his chili, and talks about lordfizzlebeef’s latest recipe suggestion. rafe does a small update about the
ICE hystorectomy update-ish https://abc7.com/hysterectomy-ice-hysterectomies-migrants/6469185/
https://www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/ice-detainee-hysterectomies-hospital/2020/09/22/aaf2ca7e-fcfd-11ea-830c-a160b331ca62_story.html

special thanks to dani for reminding rafe about kinks. rubes picks going through kinks starting with an R.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: pokemon go community day
low: missing glamper

caleb’s high-low
high: scientist time
low: weight gain

rubes’s high-low
high: good food
low: poor internet connection

HOT HOT TOPICS
– regular chicken nuggets or spicy chicken nuggets, and would your answer change if I told you they were spicy because they were slathered in that extract bullshit that has no taste, just pain.
– khan is the best villain in the old star trek movies and the worst villain in the new star trek movies: true or false?
– what’s your favorite method of controlling a giant robot: voice commands, plugging into your brain, or jamming needles into your spine?
– if teddy roosevelt is being mean because he forward settled you and it isn’t even 2000 BC yet, just exactly how many donkey war carts do you ram up his expansionist ass
– if you knew a restaurant took 4 months to replace their broken freezer and refrigerator, would you eat there?
– have you ever paid for an extended warranty and had it be worth the money?
– how long after a piece of entertainment’s debut (TV/movie/book/musical) is it socially acceptable to talk to people as if they know the ending/plot twists? or is it never okay?
– does gray hair make you look old or distinguished?
– what’s your favorite fractal?
– what happened to hot topic? And why is it no longer a hot topic.
– is it ever ok to quit someone else’s job for them if you’re 100% sure it’s what’s best for them?
– if a friend pays you to cheat on an exam, and you purposely fail it, are you teaching a lesson or just being an asshole?
– which is the better feeling: achievements noticed by many, or failures noticed by none?
– conversely, which one is the worse feeling: achievements noticed by none, or failures noticed by many?
– “sounding”
– what kinda facial does rafe like to get?
– would you rather: unintentionally become a meme, or have a story about you upvoted and shared all over reddit?

QUESTION

#35. of all the people in your family, whose death would you find most disturbing?
caleb: anyone younger
rubes: anyone younger
rafe: anyone younger

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – the ex (2006) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0458364)
caleb 4/10
rafe 4/10
rubes 4/10
SONGS – song that reminds you of an ex
hoobastank – the reason

NEXT MOVIE – underdog (2007) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0467110)
NEXT SONGS – dog fight

A Normal Ass Week

QUICK HITS
both rafe and caleb are stumped about topics this week, except for dead things. also #keto update. also caleb got an an essential oils for his cats. also the perpetual pushing back of movie night. also d&d. and the derecho storm of the year. also banana flavors. and german chocolate cake trivia!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: glamper/beaucoup bananaphone
low: phone death

caleb’s high-low
high: d&d
low: dead frog

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what’s something that you lost, never found, and still think about from time to time?
– that church that told me I was god
– if someone’s excuse for inaction is “well, god wills it so,” does that mean when I punch their stupid ass in the face, they don’t get to complain?
– if you don’t care where you are, are you not lost?
– am I “god’s will”? (spoiler: probably not.)
– why does everyone say that something they found was in the “last place they looked”?  it’s obviously the last place you looked. you don’t need to keep looking once you find it.
– what’s so appealing about a gas station at 11:30pm?
– what tasks should I procrastinate at work and why is it all the things?
– cane’s just gave me 5 chicken strips in my 4-piece meal
– kinetic energy is transferred to heat energy, How hard do i need to slap a chicken to cook it? 

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – the last run (2004) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0376720)
caleb 0.50/10
rafe 1/10
SONGS – rafe is last, caleb is running
etta james – at last

NEXT MOVIE – junebug (2005) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0418773)
NEXT SONGS – BUG FIGHT

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