Archive for August 28, 2020

Sober Caleb Snacks

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QUICK HITS
rafe’s feeling shitty so deal with her barely-coherent list
pokemon go
warally almost makes it into the hot hot topics
drugged stories
surprise jelly beans
comic books
bringing back old words
double movie week with the scientist
“everyone’s got a plan until they get punched”
drunk space

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: lashes the delivery queen
low: keto break/stress

caleb’s high-low
high: home cookin’
low: cat cone

HOT HOT TOPICS
– if you could pick the hottest actress in a disney movie who would it be, and why emma watson?
– how acceptable, scale of 1-10 is dipping pepperoni pizza into ranch? how delicious?
– isn’t it great when the relaxation of a staycation is completely undone by a single email chain

AMY ADAMS
NEXT MOVIE – the wedding date (2005) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0372532)
caleb 6/10
rafe 6.8/10
NEXT SONGS – wedding battle
beer barrel polka written‎: ‎1927 (music), 1934 (lyrics)

NEXT MOVIE – standing still (2005) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0360016)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is standing and caleb is still

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Patches & Rashes & Toad

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caleb’s working through some… work stuff, some household things break, and rafe is so overwhelmed that she’s taking a break from everything. good things with date night movie night with the scientist, computer setup, and hoggle. bad things with band-aids. and so many tomatoes. also keto stuff and hand sanitizer science! https://www.nytimes.com/wirecutter/blog/why-hand-sanitizers-smell

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: glamper weekend
low: the bloody patch on my inner thigh

caleb’s high-low
high: texting
low: work stress

HOT HOT TOPICS
– best eating utensil manufacturer?
– if 2 vegetarians are fighting, is it still called a beef?
– who the fuck decided “bean water” was an acceptable baking ingredient
– will tim ever win a crown?
– is wank a term for masturbation in the USA or only in the UK?
– is it only dudes  that suffer from “wangst” (post wank angst)

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – junebug (2005) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0418773)
caleb 6.5/10
rafe 6/10
SONGS – BUG FIGHT
owl city – fireflies

NEXT MOVIE – the wedding date (2005) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0372532)
NEXT SONGS – wedding battle

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A Normal Ass Week

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both rafe and caleb are stumped about topics this week, except for dead things. also #keto update. also caleb got an an essential oils for his cats. also the perpetual pushing back of movie night. also d&d. and the derecho storm of the year. also banana flavors. and german chocolate cake trivia!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: glamper/beaucoup bananaphone
low: phone death

caleb’s high-low
high: d&d
low: dead frog

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what’s something that you lost, never found, and still think about from time to time?
– that church that told me I was god
– if someone’s excuse for inaction is “well, god wills it so,” does that mean when I punch their stupid ass in the face, they don’t get to complain?
– if you don’t care where you are, are you not lost?
– am I “god’s will”? (spoiler: probably not.)
– why does everyone say that something they found was in the “last place they looked”?  it’s obviously the last place you looked. you don’t need to keep looking once you find it.
– what’s so appealing about a gas station at 11:30pm?
– what tasks should I procrastinate at work and why is it all the things?
– cane’s just gave me 5 chicken strips in my 4-piece meal
– kinetic energy is transferred to heat energy, How hard do i need to slap a chicken to cook it? 

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – the last run (2004) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0376720)
caleb 0.50/10
rafe 1/10
SONGS – rafe is last, caleb is running
etta james – at last

NEXT MOVIE – junebug (2005) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0418773)
NEXT SONGS – BUG FIGHT

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How to Use Tongs at a Funeral

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QUICK HITS
caleb has some interesting thoughts on how to take movies to A ‘WHOLE NOTHER LEVEL and also mario kart? rafe gushes about a good friend, braids, grocery shopping, and rick moranis. peanut butter solution, go see it. and tongs. lots of talk on tongs.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: glamper dinner
low: measuring spoons

caleb’s high-low
high: d&d zero session
low: returning ice cream

HOT HOT TOPICS
– slathering your entire body in hand sanitizer as a cooling method—good idea or bad idea?
– completely unrelated topic: why do we have a 2 per customer limit on hand sanitizer and shouldn’t that be named the wote limit?
– why are donuts such a good idea until they suddenly become the worst idea oh god why did I do this to myself
– what product would be terrible to use if you sold it with the razor and blades (or printer and ink cartridge) model?
– what product would be terrible if you sold it with razor blades?
– if you only have to physically attend classes 2 days per week and the rest is online, does that make dumb teaches any easier to deal with?
– government forms: why?
– when you lose power and inform co-workers of it, but one emails you to see if you can do a task that requires a computer – how do you respond.
– if 3 people all get swallowed by a huge fish… does queequeg’s coffin expand to be able to fit them all on it
– UK milk chocolate (preferably cadbury’s) is better than USA milk chocolate
– aero bars, why does canada get them and the US does not
– last week of freedom before going back to work full time. what do you do before summer ends?
– left versus right twix. marketing ploy or clever way to determine if american’s are democrat or republican
– what’s the deal with airline food?

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – catch me if you can (2002) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0264464)
caleb 8/10
rafe 7.8/10
SONGS – being caught
the get up kids – I’ll catch you (<3 robrob) NEXT MOVIE - the last run (2004) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0376720) NEXT SONGS - rafe is last, caleb is running

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