Archive for April 30, 2021

The One and Only Dani

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two big reveals this week – a lovely guest DANI!!!! more final fantasy randomizer love, and the next actor for #RaHaCa! denzel washington! cooking, verizon sucks, rafe has gardening problems, caleb has dishwasher nonsense, and everyone please watch perfect strangers on hulu. also some hilarious twitch drama, and cookies. and taco bell. and pants.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: new offspring album, “let the bad times roll”
low: why doesn’t everyone lover her

caleb’s high-low
high: otterbein’s
low: home depot dishwasher & verizon sucks

dani’s high-low
high: ffr buddies
low: spring tournie hand fuckup

HOT HOT TOPICS
– cragar or fifteen52 – which turbofan wheels are the ugliest?
– at what point do we just say “screw it” and all agree that pants are the worst idea in the history of human fashion? has the pandemic accelerated the inevitable?
– what is the ratio of belts per dream that signifies I have a Satisfactory problem and how do I make it more efficient to eliminate waste
– if the boss calls multiple people and gives them all the same dumbass task, and doesn’t tell you he told anyone else, is it a scavenger hunt to find the other people or is it a race to see who does it first and doesn’t tell anyone.w noting: parts of the task fall far outside my job description.
– since we are dealing with the internet. how obvious must the sarcasm be before you don’t need to /s to show the sarcasm intention?
– what’s the best breakfast sandwich
– does mayo belong on an egg & cheese sandwich
– what is the best song that mentions wheels?

FALL IN LOVE

36. share a personal problem and ask your partner’s advice on how he or she might handle it.
dani: toxic fam
caleb: exercise
rafe: cleaning

SAM ROCKWELL
MOVIE – the one and only ivan (2020) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3661394)
dani 6.5/10
caleb 6.5/10
rafe 6.5/10
SONGS – rafe is ONE v caleb is only ONLY
the offspring – army of one off their new album, “let the bad times roll”

NEXT MOVIE – wilma (1977) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076923/)
NEXT SONGS – RUNNING BATTLE

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Visit the Dole Pineapple Plant

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what’s that, you say? you want another final fantasy randomizer guest!?!? WELL HERE YOU GO. IT’S SOLARIOREX. puerto rico! learning languages! hawaii and dole’s pineapple plant. band geeks! costco! and falling in love.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: lewis healthy life keto bread
low: mark 2 blah

caleb’s high-low
high: learning spanish
low: dishwasher death

mike’s high-low
high: SO MANY
low: covid-19 shot aches

HOT HOT TOPICS
– why is caleb afraid of butts?
– if you had a machine that would fully revitalize your health and stamina but you’d be terribly hungry afterwards would you buy one?
– should we turn rick astley into a ROBOT so he can rick roll generations to come
– how much disrespect is too much disrespect?
– fuckin water pressure man, how does it work and how many extra pipes should I attach to make all the pipes work right
– how many ice creams = 1 diabeetus?
– what’s the best way to announce you are in labor other than “oh shit my water broke”
– snow late april global warming or something else?
– how much chrono trigger has @kaldaka been playing lately?
– anyone else ever spend their day watching professional pole dancing competition videos or is it just me?
– what class would you be willing teach and be recognized regionally/nationally/internationally for?

FALL IN LOVE

24. how do you feel about your relationship with your mother?
mike: loves his mom. a beacon <3
caleb: it could be better and working on it
rafe: mom is great!

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – hillbilly elegy (2020) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6772802)
mike 6.25/10
caleb 7/10
rafe 6/10
SONGS – hillbilly BATTLE

NEXT MOVIE – the one and only ivan (2020) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3661394)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is ONE v caleb is only ONLY

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On Like Donkey Kong

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another exciting guest, from the final fantasy randomizer community – lifereboot! DYI, the four agreements, and house repairs. also falling in love, lots of stuff about donkey kong, and gaming habits. here’s to a great race on saturday!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: caleb’s face
low: being mean

caleb’s high-low
high: computer
low: p90x drama

lifereboot’s high-low
high: free grill
low: food delivery

HOT HOT TOPICS
– may I go back to bed?
– aliens, skin walker ranch in new mexico
– what the shit am I supposed to do when it’s wednesday and I have things to ask
– why does it feel good to go back to work but once you’re back you already need a vacation?
– can I haz cheezburger?
– what’s your top 10 for smashable north american songbirds.
– at what age do you no longer get mad when someone misspells your name?
– is it weird to get food from multiple drive-throughs? what are the employees thinking when my fat self goes to taco bell while eating raising cane’s with mcdonald’s fries and a panda express eggroll?
– on a scale of one to shut up, how annoying are food discussions during race comms?
– can you tell it’s lunch time?
– you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway… discus
– which version of kong is the best and why is it donkey

FALL IN LOVE

17. what is your most treasured memory?
lifereboot: cancer survivor walk
caleb: christmas with ninja turtle helicopter
rafe: singing with sisters

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – zack snyder’s justice league (2021) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt12361974)
caleb 5.5/10
rafe 6/10
SONGS – rafe is league and caleb is justice
fitz and the tantrums – out of my league

NEXT MOVIE – hillbilly elegy (2020) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6772802)
NEXT SONGS – hillbilly BATTLE

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Better Know Kirito

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we have a lovely guest, kirito, from the final fantasy randomizer community this episode! caleb makes a new army friend. kirito suggests a really good actor for the next movie watch! they talk a bit about disney+ and the new mighty ducks. and anime. and dinosaurs. rafe’s pet rock friend is helping her with sperm. 90-day hard and p90x challenge HAS BEGUN. caleb is back into pokemon and rafe is excited about rumors.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: ENERGY
low: boy doesn’t love me

caleb’s high-low
high: ffr reveal stream
low: fucked up the new floor

HOT HOT TOPICS
– why do companies think it’s a good idea to change computer system on a dime one day while giving zero training to anyone in the company on how to use said new system?
– are flamethrowers valid weapons of war, or just the lazy man’s solution to setting others on fire?
– why are visionary engineers as unappreciated as visionary artists? you build one conveyor belt inside a rocky hill and everyone calls you a monster.
– could someone please check in on cate blanchett and make sure she’s okay? because it appears she’s agreed to this: https://imdb.com/title/tt4978420
– what’s one song or song lyric that always fucks you up? (I may have listened to the wrong shit today. lol)
dani’s: “there’s no understanding in miracles when the worst it always comes true. I am the nothing you have saved.”
– once the world stops being coronafucked (if ever) what is the first thing you want to do that you haven’t been able to do the past year?
dani’s: concerts! my god I’ve missed concerts. followed by going to the movies.
– do you turn on the AC in the spring? what’s the proper temp to shudder the windows and enjoy the cold

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – vice (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6266538)
caleb 7/10
rafe 7/10
SONGS – vices BATTLE
the cordettes – lollipop (for lucas, thanks for ruining everything)

NEXT MOVIE – zack snyder’s justice league (2021) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt12361974)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is league and caleb is justice

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