Tag Archive for dani

Best Booty Call (feat. Dani)

QUICK HITS
we are pleased as always to have dani on the podcast! we get to talk about how much distain she has for a certain hot-hot-topic saga, rafe is doing the lost ark thing, maybe being a witch will happen later, and they try to remember a time before cell phones. also please call this number to get adorable pep talks by children: 707-998-8410. “fuck that person.” also rafe gushes a big about swagmonstaflexx and you should go follow him and daddylarp on twitch!!!

HIGH LOWS/SMILES AND CRIES
rafe’s high-low
high: boy drama no longer drama
low: school

dani’s high-low
high: her person! jinjer charity!
low: tiktok bullying

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what’s the best way to communicate to management about your desire to take on more responsibilities and give administrative input and why is it “declare 3 days in advance that you’re going to call in sick on a category 5 catastrofuck day because you were asked to do something in advance”
– what’s the best way to convince someone that a stressful training experience is best for new hires and why is it “I was trained in that stressful environment and I handled it just fine, also don’t put me there now because I can’t handle it and other people need to handle it and don’t ask me to handle it.”
– best pie to cook in a smoker or grill
– are the people who design bathroom stalls all voyeurs, or are they just happy to see us?
– did donald trump give watersports kinksters a bad name?
– what’s the best tree in north america and why?
– would you eat a shrimp po boy from a fast food place? what if that place is krystal burger?
– what’s the best opening line to use when texting someone for a booty call?
– what’s the smallest amount of power that you have seen go to someone’s head
– how oppressive is it to not have 10 other people change over to your way of doing things despite loudly grumblewhining about it?
– why do responsibilities always seem to entail being responsible for things?
– daylight time or standard time, when we eventually decide to stop changing our clocks twice a year?
– should I feel bad cuz I suck at chess but I defeat my son every time?
– fuck the haters. waffle house is good.

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – the magnificent seven (2016) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2404435)
rafe 4.2/10
dani 4.75/10
SONGS – seven

NEXT MOVIE – fences (2016) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2671706)
NEXT SONGS – 1950’s

Differing Opinions on Snow (feat. Dani & LordFizzlebeef)

QUICK HITS
dani and fizzle have graciously accepted rafe’s invitation to gush about their trip to chicago! great times, great laughs, great people. just great! also snow travel. lots of hoes. the angry egg, the wildberry cafe! homemade burger bombs! cold hands and grocery stores! marvel legendary ALMOST HARD MODE. hardback (aka deck scrabble). “if you can’t knock out the bottom, tear up the sides.” restaurant to another world. steins gate. also there was a concert at the chicago symphony center for final fantasy VII remake. go check out lordfizzlebeef on twitch at https://twitch.tv/lordfizzlebeef and the FFR streaming on https://twitch.tv/finalfantasyrandomizer. qualifiers for the FFR spring tournament start on march 7!

HIGH LOWS/SMILES AND CRIES
rafe’s high-low
high: hang in there
low: MY BACK

fizzle’s high-low
high: chicago
low: stupid fucking coworkers

dani’s high-low
high: chigaco
low: dangerous travel

HOT HOT TOPICS
– when considering my upcoming day at home… do I a) work to catch up, b) sleep and build a dyson sphere, c) be a responsible adult and take care of my house?
– you can break any office policy you want as long as you never ask what the consequences are! also, when in doubt, just tell people you’ve also worked in their field so they just need to put up with you ignoring their rules and being rude to staff.
– while we may not be allowed to talk about bruno, is it finally time for lin-manuel miranda to complete his EGOT?
– now that peter has stolen maxie’s daughter, how can she trust austin knowing that he helped victor figure out the ruse which ultimately led to valentin being poisoned and left for dead in the alley?!
– we are supposedly realigning our department. if I get moved to a different team, should I smoothly transition my old work or be a dick and just dump it on the new people?
– can we have a cold, cold topic one of these weeks and only talk about things that happened more than 25 years ago?
– it’s 1997 and it’s an arguably a great year for music – which is your favorite album from ’97?
– what personality makes the best cooking competition judge?
– what should I do with my hands?
– who is the muffin man? why is hazelnut coffee the best? who looks at a person and says, “dude you gotta put pants on”
– how long do I procrastinate if I already don’t have time to finish?
– what is the work equivalent of a quickie? a workie?
– am I actually hungry?
– are my kids actually hungry?

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – the book of eli (2010) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1037705)
rafe 6.75/10
fizzle 3/10
dani 5.5/10
SONGS – sacred/holy songs

NEXT MOVIE – unstoppable (2010) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0477080)
NEXT SONGS – stop songs

Everything Else is Bullshit (feat. Dani)

QUICK HITS
rafe is so hyped to have the lovely and talented dani on the show this time! not so hyped about bullies in middle school, though. but how about that tonga volcano like wtf?!? rafe continues to try playing brawlhalla, the world got super dumb again, and hot hot topics are now rated with stars. get ready – discord EVENT PLANNING is coming to movie night!

HIGH LOWS/SMILES AND CRIES
rafe’s high-low
high: work plants
low: games should be FUN

dani’s high-low
high: great convo
low: covid, you bastard

HOT HOT TOPICS
– which crime is this discord most likely to be used as evidence in and why did rafe commit it?
– who else disappointed that that damn asteroid missed earth? #fu22
– so microsoft is slowly aquiring all the buisnesses like disney now. what are the thoughts about them buying blizzard/activision? will this improve conditions there? will the demon bobby kotik finally be ousted
– I forgot everything this morning. how do I not forget things I don’t remember because I forgot?
– do you feel that the release of dnd “5.5” in 2024 will bring more players in or push out players who came in through 5e? and what are your thoughts on the lore changes that seem to be happening?
– what’s worse. slow drivers in the left lane or asshole drivers on the rest of the road?
– gary where are you?!
– why the fuck is there an extended version of a movie that’s already 2hr 37mins?
– can my children go on welfare so I don’t have to pay for their shit anymore?
– what is the best disney animated movie and why is it emperor’s new groove?
– all body parts are now referred to as the lumbar spine. update documentation accordingly.

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – american gangster (2007) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0765429)
dani 6.25/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – drugs!
tove lo – habits (stay high)

NEXT MOVIE – the great debaters () ()
NEXT SONGS – college

Rafe Loves Dani

QUICK HITS
rafe and dani have way too much fun talking about final fantasy randomizer tournaments, ffr hype!!! also bummer summer talk, dani’s life, and lots of laughs. love love love!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: jam
low: meat

dani’s high-low
high: podcast! ffr co-op tournie
low: dissmissive doctor

HOT HOT TOPICS
– jon bois is the best sports documentary person on youtube and everyone should learn about the weird ass history of the seattle mariners and the “oh god why” history of the atlanta falcons
– I agree with fizzle. also, his “pretty good” and “fumble dimension” series.
– what is your best one-liner as you’re standing over someone hanging off a ledge by their fingertips, them looking up at you in desperation and seeing the anger in your eyes moments before you stomp on their fingers?
– if someone tells you they will be ready to go in 10 minutes, how much grace time should you allow before bitching at them?
– what’s your favorite illicit drug
– on a scale of 1-10 how moral is it to teach someone else’s kid curse words? (10 being the most moral)

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – philadelphia (1993) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107818/)
rafe 5/10
SONGS – philadelphia songs
cosima – philly
fresh prince of bel air

NEXT MOVIE – crimson tide (1995) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112740)
NEXT SONGS – red songs

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