Archive for October 28, 2022

SPOOKTACULAR 2022

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HAPPY SKOOTACULAR, EVERYONE!!!
pringles taste test. back pain. overeating. burping. fun facts about the john candy movie.
hope everyone is taking care of themselves. drink your water, do your stretches, high-five people, &c.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: vacation
low: back and streaming

caleb’s high-low
high: wedding!
low: weight gain

HOT HOT SPOOKY TOPICS
– what do you do during “online training”? other than have the video playing on a screen. what’s on the other screen?
– after sitting through yet another meeting-that-should-have-been-an-email, are there any meetings that shouldn’t have been an email?
– what’s your favorite roadtrip music and snacks?
– whose ghost are you most afraid of haunting you?
– why are mummies scary? They’re like slow, single zombies.
– best tandem costume for secretly shagging while trick-or-treating?
– what is the best inaccurate animal skeleton?
– when is the best time to display your hand carved jackolanterns? and when do you finally retire them?
– have y’all ever gone ghost hunting? or visited any haunted sites?

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – little shop of horrors (1986) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091419)
caleb 8/10
rafe 7.75/10
SONGS – shopping
macklemore – thrift shop

NEXT MOVIE – splash (1983) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088161)
NEXT SONGS – mermaid

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Baseball, Book Clubs, and Billy

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rafe’s on vacation! billy is the new rafe! he doesn’t hate caleb. there are lengthy talks of baseball, musical book clubs, and dating life updates!

HIGH LOWS
billy’s high-low
high: upcoming travel!
low: turning 40

caleb’s high-low
high: upcoming wedding!
low: bandage wounds cont.

HOT HOT TOPICS
– why are tiny things so hard to clear off tables?
– what is the one hht that will satisfy caleb’s craving?
– when changing habits, is it better to go cold turkey or ramp up/down? asking for a fattie
– which is the hottest pokémon?
– i’m flying again in 5 days, how do you do that without 12 hour delays
– candy corn — yes or no
– why does handcrafted stuff cost 2 arms and 3 legs?
– how many times do you try to take a good selfie before giving up?

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – going berserk (1983) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085603)
caleb 2.5/10
billy n/a
SONGS – going berserk

NEXT MOVIE – little shop of horrors (1986) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091419)
NEXT SONGS – shopping or horrors

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My Body is a Motel Six

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up and up bandages fucking suck! caleb worries about his back, talks baseball, and a bit on d&d. rafe asks too many questions and has added even MORE words of the week!?!? also twitchcon injuries in the twitchcon 2022 foam pit, yikes.

hope everyone is taking care of themselves. drink your water, do your stretches, high-five people, &c.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: lashes walk
low: a mess

caleb’s high-low
high: double d&d
low: cyst/bandages

HOT HOT TOPICS
– why does amazon insist on sending you ‘resealable packaging’ bags but then always put the nearly indestructable shipping label over the perferated tear here point so that you can retain the bag for returns?
– how hot is too hot? 100°, 90°, 80°
– how late do you prefer your doctor: 1 hour, 1.5 hours, or 2.5 hours?
– when you run out of PTO why doesnt the work place offer UPTO. like i feel miserable, talking makes it worse and that is my job, why cant i take the time off and not be paid and not be reprimanded for being ill?
– why do beds have to be so comfy 24/7?
– why is everybody ignoring me and my dog pictures? do you think it has something to do with the office network being down and everybody scrambling to come up with ways to do their jobs without access to health records for the 24 patients waiting to see us this morning? or am I just being discriminated against?
– when is a time you’ve been backstabbed at work, or which one hurt the worst (e.g. one of the reasons I enjoy working alone (so I can backstab myself??))
– would you rather have a bunch of short dates with different people, or fewer longer dates with the same person?
– how much is too much to spend on anything disney… and is there a cap?
– why does everything discriminate against single people? food packages, cruise pricing, 2 for 1 deals, etc. holidays, commercials. where’s my half priced solo cabin in the woods with one steak and on dessert? whens my holiday?
– on a lighter, less ragey note… whats your favorite weird holiday? e.g. national red velvet waffle day, national chicken nacho week, etc.
– why does puberty twice sound like a band name?
– what is it about being bad that increases longevity? why is it that only the good die young?
– what’s the benefit to having children, besides free labor and beer retrieval?

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – national lampoon’s vacation (1983) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085995)
caleb 2/10
rafe 3/10
SONGS – vacation

NEXT MOVIE – going berserk (1983) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085603)
NEXT SONGS – berserk

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Puberty Two

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rafe is taking care of herself and caleb is mad about clothes. but there were some good times at g&m and the office in maryland. also a word of the week and a shakespeare quote!
hope everyone is taking care of themselves. drink your water, do your stretches, high-five people, &c.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: HOT DOGS
low: email chains

caleb’s high-low
high: ren faire
low: armpits & shoes

HOT HOT TOPICS
– it has been [4] days since we fired someone for taking nude selfies in the bathroom.
– what is your favorite trash movie? bad but you still love it anyway
– how early is too early to start a fight you proceed to lose badly?
– aaaahhhhh I’m moving this weekend AHHHHHHHH
– pumpkin things or apple things for autumn?
– would it be better to live in a fantasy world or a sci-fi world?
– do you have your realID or passport yet?
– is rafe posting these hot, hot topics as a way of low-key expressing her disappointment in us for not coming up with any?
– how do I email a permanent warm hug
– giving people what they want is much harder than giving them what they don’t want, and they get even more mad when you do
– who is the best disney villain?
– have you ever been truly satisfied? either with something you did, or something someone else did for you

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – heavy metal (1981) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082509)
caleb 3/10
rafe 3.5/10
SONGS – heavy metal songs
beartooth – in between

NEXT MOVIE – national lampoon’s vacation (1983) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085995)
NEXT SONGS – vacation

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