Archive for May 26, 2023

Brought to You by the Letter H

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this episode is brought to you by the letter H. rafe will only read good news going forward (except we had to announce the passing of tina turner, may she rest in peace). coral reef, all the kyles, and kittens! caleb go to go to a book festival and also had food at momo chicken and jazz. there are also TWO words to learn today (not brought to you by the letter H).
am neanderthal: https://theconversation.com/8-billion-people-how-different-the-world-would-look-if-neanderthals-had-prevailed-194576

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: mushroom coffee
low: windows 11

caleb’s high-low
high: weight loss
low: smoreos

HOT HOT TOPICS
– total drama (2022) improved greatly from the last season it was on and honestly was leagues better than the baby version
– also, watched the MCU up to end game recently alone. maybe it was because i wasn’t in theatres but I don’t think it deserves the hype it got.
– saturn’s rings are disappearing. what would you say to future generations who may not be able to view such wonders?
– why does my company have to reorganize its structure every year?
– a bear and a rabbit are shitting in the woods. the bear asks the rabbit if it has problems with shit sticking to its fur. the rabbit says no. the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit. was this justified? how could it have been handled differently?
– why do we have the same clusterfuck for every activity? we haven’t tried thinking about things and we’re all out of ideas should not be a company motto
– top 3 tina turner songs.

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – only the lonely (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102598)
caleb 7.5/10
rafe 7.5/10
SONGS – lonely
beulah – ballad of the lonely argonaut

NEXT MOVIE – boris & natasha (1992) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101500)
NEXT SONGS – pairs (“something” & “something”)

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An Exciting Dystopian Future

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rafe played switch for the first time! she’s car shopping! the world is ending! more heat!
caleb’s worried about beans. but hey, guardians of the galaxy 3 was good (no spoilers).

fingers crossed mifepristone stays available to those that need it! fuck you, u.s. district judge matthew kacsmaryk! we think you suck and you shouldn’t hold a position of power. =^_^=

apparently desantis signed some horrifying bills (let’s not forget his attack on pregnant people where he banned abortions after SIX. WEEKS.), where people are not allowed to choose their own pronouns in school, and must use the bathrooms matching their assigned-at-birth sex in all government buildings. what the everlasting fuck, dude?

some good news, the supreme court didn’t block the illinois ban on assault weapon sales! there’s an appeal, of course.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: easter weekend
low: food going bad

caleb’s high-low
high: good weekend – guardians of the galaxy 3
low: chili gone wrong

HOT HOT TOPICS
– which traditionally domesticated animal do you think would be most capable of operating a gundam
– jury duty gets a bad reputation—people find it to be a burden. I find it fascinating and honestly wish I could be on a jury more frequently.
– why do I always forget about the post-travel crash until all that accumulated exhaustion haymakers me?
– why do people truncate perfectly good words? especially when the “abbreviation” is longer than the word? looking at you mr and mrs hundy p. perf, www, and other silliness
– is wegman’s overhyped? many people think it is the best grocery store ever; is it that great?
– top 3 sandwiches, of all time.
– not enough friends of the show are posting pics of what they are eating in food-hall-of-shame
– where the fuck can I move that isn’t turning into the exact dystopian nightmare I’ve been warning people about for decades. and how many more times can I be told “calm down. they’d never do that.”

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – JFK (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102138)
caleb 5/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – murder!
skrillex – kill everybody

NEXT MOVIE – only the lonely (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102598)
NEXT SONGS – lonely

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iScream Factory

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rafe just learned about the foxconn iphone factory suicide nets. currently pondering, what makes a product keto enough to label it keto? also the word of the day is something we can all agree needs to come back (thank you, susie dent). we have working out! ice cream updates! and some other not-sad things, too. promise. but seriously, maybe take a look at how your iphone was made.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: weightloss
low: capitalism amirite

caleb’s high-low
high: ok heart
low: fucked up dinner

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what are the best foods to put hot sauce on? hot sauce meaning tobasco, cholula, franks, etc. besides eggs.
– why is there never ending content? no one could ever watch all of the content currently out, why is more being made?
– what’s the most over given mother’s day gift?
– borkbot is best bot
– what are you raging about this week?
– we’re having a rahaca potluck. what dish are you bringing? (answer in spoilers, hosts- write it down and reveal together?)

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – once upon a crime (1992) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101625)
caleb 7.5/10
rafe 7.5/10
SONGS – fairy tale
the park hill romance – snow white

NEXT MOVIE – JFK (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102138)
NEXT SONGS – murder

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I Heart Ice Cream

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rafe and caleb are not good at FPS. twitter ruins everything. thanks for destroying MFA security and API, twitter! caleb eats a cronut! there are spoilers for the movie green room (a little bit). mother’s day is COMING UP QUICKLY. life protip: if you haven’t texted someone in a long time, introduce yourself. don’t just say “it’s been a long time!” CALEB’S HEART IS FINE IT’S FINE.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: company org changes
low: forgot rent

caleb’s high-low
high: ice cream
low: swing dance

HOT HOT TOPICS
– how much joy is appropriate to show at work when you have the next day off?
– any dish served with sauce should come with enough bread or rice to soak up said sauce
– do you store your hot sauce in the fridge or no?
– how much do wisdom teeth suck? asking from a dentist’s office.
– what is the smoothest way you’ve ever been able to tell someone to shut up.
– biggest unexpected expense.
– is it a requirement that every gym has an old man with no shame who walks around the locker room naked?
– are hot dogs just sandwiches?
– don’t fuck with me if I haven’t eaten that day

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – delirious (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102598)
caleb 8/10
rafe 7.75/10
SONGS – delirious songs
david bowie – I’m deranged (lost highway)

NEXT MOVIE – once upon a crime (1992) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101625)
NEXT SONGS – fairy tale

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