Tag Archive for ice cream

Ice Cream Should be a Utility

Posted on by

Podcast: Play in new window | Download

Subscribe: RSS

QUICK HITS
caleb is very passionate about net neutrality and what it means to have internet as a utilty. his ma is moved! and is there a vacation in the near future? hmmmmm. and bruh. there is SO much drama around the mcdonald’s ice cream machines it is BONKERS. https://getpocket.com/explore/item/they-hacked-mcdonald-s-ice-cream-machines-and-started-a-cold-war

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: easter time
low: easter candy

caleb’s high-low
high: mom moved
low: crazy drive

HOT HOT TOPICS
– why is it called “doggystyle” when it just as easily could have been named after another animal?
– hotdog recipes?
– in your opinion what is the best looking dog in the akc?
– we should un-fuck the selectively bred dogs with more selective breeding. i.e. pugs that can actually fucking breathe properly
– who is the best wingman? and why is it a dog?
– I like dogs and most of them like me. sadly, I am allergic. but I want to pet all the dogs. sometimes it is worth the suffering.
– let’s assume hugh everett III’s theories on parallel worlds are correct. what did we domesticate instead of the humble dog in an alternate universe? are there now parks where you can let your pet bear run free? are we playing fetch with a silverback gorilla? is the old saying now “you can’t teach an old alligator new tricks”?
– small dogs aren’t dogs, they’re pests.
– ESA don’t exist. theres no reason your purse dog should be in a restaurant or grocery store
– what dog breed are you? (find an online quiz?)

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – wag the dog (1997) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120885)
caleb 5.75/10
rafe 5.75/10
SONG – dags
grandaddy – stray dog and the chocolate shake

NEXT MOVIE – colin fitz lives! (1997) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118873)
NEXT SONG – living

Posted in Podcast, Rafe Hates Caleb tagged with , , , , , , , , , ,

iScream Factory

Posted on by

Podcast: Play in new window | Download

Subscribe: RSS

QUICK HITS
rafe just learned about the foxconn iphone factory suicide nets. currently pondering, what makes a product keto enough to label it keto? also the word of the day is something we can all agree needs to come back (thank you, susie dent). we have working out! ice cream updates! and some other not-sad things, too. promise. but seriously, maybe take a look at how your iphone was made.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: weightloss
low: capitalism amirite

caleb’s high-low
high: ok heart
low: fucked up dinner

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what are the best foods to put hot sauce on? hot sauce meaning tobasco, cholula, franks, etc. besides eggs.
– why is there never ending content? no one could ever watch all of the content currently out, why is more being made?
– what’s the most over given mother’s day gift?
– borkbot is best bot
– what are you raging about this week?
– we’re having a rahaca potluck. what dish are you bringing? (answer in spoilers, hosts- write it down and reveal together?)

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – once upon a crime (1992) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101625)
caleb 7.5/10
rafe 7.5/10
SONGS – fairy tale
the park hill romance – snow white

NEXT MOVIE – JFK (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102138)
NEXT SONGS – murder

Posted in Podcast, Rafe Hates Caleb tagged with , , , , , , , , ,

Billy Lost His Ice Cream (feat. Billy)

Posted on by

Podcast: Play in new window | Download

Subscribe: RSS

QUICK HITS
it’s billy, but not THAT BILLY!
there are kinks starting with the letter X!
work is dumb for multiple people!
caleb is hungry all the time!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: glamper
low: gaining weight

caleb’s high-low
high: racing success!
low: baseball

billy’s high-low
high: house owner
low: job feels

HOT HOT TOPICS
– if you could have 300 of something that’s under $5, what would it be?
– what is your favorite/most memorable moment from the 300 podcast episodes?
– do you play DnD because you love numbers or do you love numbers because you play DnD?
– what thriller/horror film do you feel like you could confidently survive (and how)?
– what is your favorite holiday each year?
– what any one animal would you choose to irritate someone you didn’t like?
– AOC is streaming among us, biden has an island on animal crossing. randomly, you’ve been given the power to decide what game should be used to reach out to the public next. what is it, and which politician do you see being the one to prominently play it?
– if the perfect meal gave you the worst stomach ache, how often would you eat it
– does anyone else constantly worry that their allergies are actually covid in disguise trying to kill them or is it just me?
– if you could either take standard deductions or roll for your chances of a lowered or raised tax rate, what would you do? As an accountant that idea by itself scares me to death.
– this one is for caleb… chaos rush, bullshit or BULLSHIT?
– hot topic
– spencers
– what are butt sects?

QUESTION

36. Share a personal problem and ask your partner’s advice on how he or she might handle it.
caleb: hobby obsession.
billy: tinder questions.
rafe: motivation to ship the giveaway.

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – sunshine cleaning (2008) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0862846)
caleb 4.5/10
rafe 5/10
billy 6.5/10
SONGS – CLEANING WAR
millencollin – mr. clean

NEXT MOVIE – SPOOKTACULAR trolls world tour (2020) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6587640)
NEXT SONGS – tour war

Posted in Podcast, Rafe Hates Caleb tagged with , , , , , , , ,

The Spice Wafers Are Gone

Posted on by

Podcast: Play in new window | Download

Subscribe: RSS

QUICK HITS
what do you get when you combine rafe’s flagrant disregard for other people, caleb’s grocery shopping, dentists, and cubicle farms? a crazy episode where caleb literally leaves the call. also talk about lovecraft country, too much work, and a lot of talk about delicious food.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: glamper ramp-up
low: keto break

caleb’s high-low
high: spice cookies
low: ice cream sandwiches

HOT HOT TOPICS
– food
– what are your top 3 favorite types of heroin?
– that feeling of relaxation after I’m shitting myself over being super behind at work but in the process of catching up realize I actually couldn’t have caught up this whole time and it’s the fault of other people dropping the ball
– cheating in video games. plague on society…or what we get for telling every child for the last 15 years that they have never “lost” at anything??
– chicken tenders. original or crispy?
– what company’s money would you be most tempted to accept for a brand deal but ultimately still turn down?
– 2 cellos. brilliant musical act or greatest murderer of bows in the last 100 years.

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – standing still (2005) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0360016)
caleb 4/10
rafe 6.5/10
SONGS – rafe is standing and caleb is still

NEXT MOVIE – talladega nights: the ballad of ricky bobby (2006) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0415306)
NEXT SONGS – MONSTER BALLAD BATTLE

Posted in Podcast, Rafe Hates Caleb tagged with , , , , , , , , ,
« Older Entries