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SPOOKTACULAR 2023

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it’s SPOOKTACULAR 2023!!! there are drinking games. fall of the house of usher! spookiest thing that’s happened this week. urethra?!?! “I’ve seen women’s buttholes.” next week, no episode as they prep for november 8, with a LIVE TWICH STREAM for episode 450!!!!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: friend time
low: hotel internet

caleb’s high-low
high: friend visit
low: back fuckup

the scientist’s high-low
high: special dinners
low: denied valid item at work

SPOOKY SPOOKY TOPICS
– AI can bring late singers’ voices back to life and create some wonderful new music. (if you haven’t heard elvis singing baby got back, please do.) I would love to hear freddie mercury’s voice singing new songs. is there there an AI generated voice you would like to hear again or a collaboration that you would like ai to bring to fruition?
– there is a local stretch of road called “thirteen curves” where there have been many supposed ghost sightings. the legend goes that someone died in a car accident on their wedding night and her ghost haunts that stretch of road. are there similar urban legends where you live or where you are from?
– can we just get rid of summer and have perpetual fall?
– we are making a horror movie loosely based around your life. what is the scene, who is the monster, and how do you survive?
– best and worst common halloween candy
– we are making a horror movie loosely based around your life. what is the scene, who is the monster, and how do you survive?
– what is the best and worst halloween costumes you’ve seen and why does there have to be a “sexy” version of everything

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – psycho (1998) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0155975) SPOOKTACULAR SPECIAL!
caleb 4/10
rafe 4.5/10
the scientist 4/10
SONG – psycho
red velvet – psycho

NEXT MOVIE – a private matter (1992) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105176)
NEXT SONG – private

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The Fall of the House of Caleb

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the dryer broke, caleb almost broke his body, and the water pressure fucked up. get yourself a floor blower. caleb got the new PEPPER X SAUCE. cheese graters at olive garden! and well, rafe read the news again. learn about plastics, recycling, climate change, and microplastics. and then read the letters black people wrote to their former enslavers. and GARGOYLES GAME AND LIVE ACTION SHOW?!

next week is SPOOKTACULAR!!! be ready for drinking games. then they’ll be taking a week off, followed by a LIVE TWICH STREAM for episode 450!!!!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: art stuff
low: plastics, amirite?

caleb’s high-low
high: pizza
low: house breaking drama

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what is the longest you have been willing to wait in a line and what was it for? have you ever camped out in a line for something?
– why will hundreds stand in line to buy the new xyz but lining up to give to local pantries/food banks doesnt happen
– what’s a better song: walk the line or I won’t do that by mr. aday?
– what’s your favorite content turned game? and game turned content (film, show, book, etc)
– why do you never need to use the restroom during a break, only when there’s 5 mins left on a test or for a critical deadline?
– if you did something where you became infamous, would you rather be the subject of a true crime podcast or the correct response for a clue on jeopardy?
– in australia if you let someone in front of you in a line of traffic it’s expected they’ll give you a wave to say thanks, is it the same in the US, and if someone doesn’t wave are they the worst
– who is on your hall pass?
– what’s your favourite line/s in a song you like?

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – in the line of duty: siege at marion (1992) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104500)
caleb 4/10
rafe 4/10
SONG – we’re doing lines
coheed and cambria – world of lines

NEXT MOVIE – psycho (1998) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0155975) SPOOKTACULAR SPECIAL!
NEXT SONG – psycho

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Gang Gang

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caleb has vacation brain because of williamsburg! rafe has a word of the week, again, as is tradition. caleb struggles with routine and rafe revels in the chaos. rafe is obsessed with ron desantis allegedly wearing heels. see for yourself:
https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1711482216272801851
https://youtu.be/qv1Bd_FEK0Q?t=40

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: ron desantis
low: hamas slaughter

caleb’s high-low
high: vacation
low: sugar rush and crash

HOT HOT TOPICS
– fighting link’s shadow as the final boss at the end of adventure of link for the nes was brutally wonderful end to the game.
– why does the shadow wizard money gang love casting spells? lul
– is “gang gang” a fun slang term you can use to agree with someone, or is it actually the united nations of gangs?
– donuts are my weakness when it comes to breaking my diet. what food is your weakness and what do you do to try to keep away from it?
– not a day goes by where I am not baffled by people’s stupidity. should I be lowering my expectations for fellow humans?
– speaking from a lore perspective, is the immense amount of fog in the town of silent hill because creepy town/underground mine fire/whatever else? or did someone just decide to rip a fat vape?
– brain fog sucks, am I right?
– if you founded a cult, what weird thing would your followers do to identify themselves? and no, caleb, it can’t be wear white, smoke and not talk
– what would your shadow do if it had a day off from following you?

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – shadows & fog (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105378)
caleb 3/10
rafe 3/10
SONGS – rafe is shadows and caleb is fog
pat benetar – shadows of the night

NEXT MOVIE – in the line of duty: siege at marion (1992) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104500)
NEXT SONG – we’re doing lines

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I’d Rather Eat Cheese

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the dolphins ARE DYING. people actually believe a conspiracy theory about zombies?! caleb made some awesome indian rice with tomatoes. please, for the love of your body, get a general practitioner for your goddamn health.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: keto donuts/chaffles
low: hospital

caleb’s high-low
high: oktoberfest
low: pee everywhere

HOT HOT TOPICS
– we often over-saturate our language with violent themes or words, ie ‘we killed it’ when doing a great job. what are some great alternatives to everyday violent language/phrases?
– should I really stay up late to get work done when I could sleep and be happy but get yelled at the next day?
– where were you and what were you doing when the FEMA emergency test alert went off?
– studies have shown that people tend to believe the hollywood version of forensic science. these preconceptions could cause problems when selected for a jury. innocent people could be wrongly convicted due to jurors’ misconceptions and guilty people could be acquitted for similar reasons.
– pluckers two hottest flavors of wings are homicide and suicide. what is your name for the hottest wing sauce flavor?
– why am I being attacked by zombies? did the 5g vaccines get to everyone? how do I survive this apocalypse?

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – homicide (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102048)
caleb 4/10
rafe 4/10
SONGS – rafe is religion and caleb is murder
depeche mode – personal jesus

NEXT MOVIE – shadows & fog (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105378)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is shadows and caleb is fog

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