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When One Door Opens

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QUICK HITS
rafe is back and whiny as ever. alabama fucked up hardcore with their latest misstep on conception and fertilization. thank god mitch mcconnell is leaving soon so not EVERYTHING was horrible news. caleb has door issues?! but it’s not all bad news!

npr wrote a pretty good article explaining how IVF works: https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2024/02/23/1233023637/ivf-alabama-frozen-embryo-personhood-abortion-supreme-court

seriously though fuck alabama, and can’t wait for mitch mcconnell to fade away.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: ruku hangout
low: stream withdrawal

caleb’s high-low
high: ballet
low: handyman mishap

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what is a song you wish you could hear again for the first time?
– which fictional character do you relate to most? and why?
– finding contractors to do work on your house is miserable. no matter how much research we do or how many reviews we read, its always a massive clusterfuck once the work starts
– when you buy a car, do you get the trucoat?
– what’s the best way to get weeks of manly musk out of the recording studio so rafe doesn’t choke on it?
– unconventional uses for a wood chipper
– the alleged hack of epic games. huge if true but epic hasn’t said anything either way yet

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – fargo (1996) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116282)
caleb 8.7/10
rafe 6/10
SONG – police
nofx – puke on cops

NEXT MOVIE – hit me (1996) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116538)
NEXT SONG – hitting

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Making Your Own Milk

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HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, GARY! WE LOVE YOU. rafe is the CURSED MASTER. caleb is the fridge master! and he is also the ice cream master. the word of the week is ALTSCHMERZ!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: lemon cupcake
low: 2% milk

caleb’s high-low
high: new appliances
low: tired & lactose issues

HOT HOT TOPICS
– some types of humor are bad and enjoyable but others are just bad. do you enjoy these questionable categories? puns. toilet humor. science and math jokes. dad jokes.
– if sam rockwell could play nearly every part in the RaHaCa biopic, who would be the lone muppet?
– was “zombie nation” or “kabuki: quantum fighter” the better conspicuously japanese nes game?
– what video game did you love when you were young that seemingly no one else has ever played
– what was your first? (video game)
– friday the 13th for the nes was a great game, but gets a bad reputation because the map is weird and the gameplay is confusing.
– if you could have one power of any video game character, who would it be?
– in the nes game 3-d world runner, the main character will sit down and smoke a cigarettes when the game is paused.
– when will either of you play “beat ’em & eat ’em” for the atari 2600 on stream?
– brain lord was an obscure action rpg for the snes by enix that many never played or even heard of. it had amazing graphics and beautiful music. I’m curious if rafe or caleb have played it or if any of the podcast listeners have enjoyed this wonderful game.
– what’s the weirdest video game you’ve played?

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – evolver (1995) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112993)
caleb 4.9/10
rafe 4.5/10
SONG – evolution
little shop of horrors – grow for me

NEXT MOVIE – roommates (1995) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114296)
NEXT SONG – vine songs

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The Fall of the House of Caleb

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the dryer broke, caleb almost broke his body, and the water pressure fucked up. get yourself a floor blower. caleb got the new PEPPER X SAUCE. cheese graters at olive garden! and well, rafe read the news again. learn about plastics, recycling, climate change, and microplastics. and then read the letters black people wrote to their former enslavers. and GARGOYLES GAME AND LIVE ACTION SHOW?!

next week is SPOOKTACULAR!!! be ready for drinking games. then they’ll be taking a week off, followed by a LIVE TWICH STREAM for episode 450!!!!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: art stuff
low: plastics, amirite?

caleb’s high-low
high: pizza
low: house breaking drama

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what is the longest you have been willing to wait in a line and what was it for? have you ever camped out in a line for something?
– why will hundreds stand in line to buy the new xyz but lining up to give to local pantries/food banks doesnt happen
– what’s a better song: walk the line or I won’t do that by mr. aday?
– what’s your favorite content turned game? and game turned content (film, show, book, etc)
– why do you never need to use the restroom during a break, only when there’s 5 mins left on a test or for a critical deadline?
– if you did something where you became infamous, would you rather be the subject of a true crime podcast or the correct response for a clue on jeopardy?
– in australia if you let someone in front of you in a line of traffic it’s expected they’ll give you a wave to say thanks, is it the same in the US, and if someone doesn’t wave are they the worst
– who is on your hall pass?
– what’s your favourite line/s in a song you like?

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – in the line of duty: siege at marion (1992) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104500)
caleb 4/10
rafe 4/10
SONG – we’re doing lines
coheed and cambria – world of lines

NEXT MOVIE – psycho (1998) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0155975) SPOOKTACULAR SPECIAL!
NEXT SONG – psycho

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The Joys of Capitalism

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QUICK HITS
we watched cocaine bear! no spoilers. rafe’s stomach sucks! exclamation point! caleb did so many good things outside for his house.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: BEARS and GAMES that twitch life
low: internal organs are the worst

caleb’s high-low
high: neighborly stuff
low: chemical spill in bristol

HOT HOT TOPICS
– if a business is going to require an employee to work in the office for a job that could be completed at home that business should be required to pay for the length of that employees commute
– congratulations, your company is getting a new ceo! bonus—you personally get to pick the ceo! but there is a catch. the only two available candidates are jeff bezos and elon musk. who gets the job?
– I have no intention of borrowing a metal detector from the library across the street, but should I be this pleased that it’s an option?
– whats the bet that the manager will get back with me and see about trying to keep me there?
– a straight married man bought me lunch today. is he hitting on me?
– does wine pair well with pizza?
– what animal would say the nicest things if it could talk?
– what’s something that would improve if you could change its color?
– knock knock jokes, and why they should go away for good.
– how do I calmly ask the HHT deadline to go fuck itself?

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – the rocket boy (last 1989) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0170513)
caleb 3/10
rafe 3/10
SONGS – caleb is rockets rafe is boys
beastie boys – slow and low

NEXT MOVIE – masters of menace (1990) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100119)
NEXT SONGS – menacing

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