Archive for September 27, 2024

It’s the Bear Show

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QUICK HITS
FAT BEAR WEEK APPROACHES. are you prepared?!?! https://explore.org/fat-bear-week

seriously though, fuck uber eats. even following all their rules, they don’t want to refund or try to get your food to you. rafe read some good news! maybe we can do more do trap carbon. maybe. read more about equatic’s carbon removal here.

caleb might have an allergy disease, but he got a lot done this week like painting, going to oktoberfest, visiting his favorite book shop, and continuing his monster books. he drops a great frankenstein quote.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: temperature drop
low: uber eats

calab’s high-low
high: paint and beer
low: funeral & sick

HOT HOT TOPICS
– it’s officially fall / autumn! (for many of us). what do you look forward to most this time of year? do you have any traditions or comforts you dust off this time of year?
– chili or pumpkin spice?
– why can’t parents chill the fuck out? just had to have an all parents meeting for a kids softball team because a parent (in earshot of the umpire) said that “the other team must be sucking off the ump”
– why are there xmas decorations?!? I hate corporate culture!! let me enjoy things before sucking the last change from my pocket
– why won’t my body let me sleep? waking up at 430 is for crazy people who get home before 10 pm
– why does everything have to be a subscription now? bmw are now charging a monthly subscription fee to use the seat warmers and auto hi-beam dimming in new cars.

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – doogal (2006) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0763304)
caleb 2.5/10
rafe 3/10
MOVIE – bobby (2006) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0308055)
caleb 6/10
rafe 6/10
SONG – dead kennedys
california uber alles

NEXT MOVIE – wild hogs (2007) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0486946)
SKIPPED – THANKS APPLETV everyone’s hero (2006) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0430779)
NEXT MOVIE – inland empire (2006) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0460829)
NEXT SONG – crisis

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Accidental Fasting

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rafe might get a CHEESE MAKER SOON. caleb had some ups and downs, mostly downs, but he did see beetlejuice 2 and gives a SPOILER-FREE rundown.

will throwing everything out in the open help rafe stay organized? probably not. read more about the out-in-the-open technique here. how much would you love to find a frozen prehistoric creature and when do the curses start inflicting pain on the miners? what would you do on an adult gap year?

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: food
low: temple wiggles

calab’s high-low
high: d&d
low: friend passed away

HOT HOT TOPICS
– why is this the greatest meme of all time?
– is a walk in the rain worth the oppressive steam rising off the streets after?
– favorite type of wood chips you like to smoke meat with on the grill or smoker?
– given that today is international talk like a pirate day, can you act out a scene in pirate voices where your ship is smoking and probably going to sink?

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – thank you for smoking (2005) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0427944)
caleb 6.5/10
rafe 6.75/10
MOVIE – edmund (2005) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0443496)
caleb 2.5/10
rafe 2/10
NEXT SONG – smoking songs
fall out boy – west coast smoker

NEXT MOVIE – doogal (2006) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0763304)
NEXT MOVIE – bobby (2006) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0308055)
NEXT SONG – dead kennedys

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Joy is Different Than Terror

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everyone’s getting sick! trump did some not nice things related to 9/11! rafe read part of an article about people who have been cheated on being marked for LIFE. she also read an article about people on the autism spectrum being more likely to die by suicide. reach out; get help!

caleb had some downers with work but some uplifting stuff with d&d and hot sauces at pepper geek. get ready for a serrano pepper takeover! and rafe is stoked about happy gilmore two CONFIRMED. https://youtu.be/FfpcbbRuirQ

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: dino nightlights
low: temple wiggles

calab’s high-low
high: double d&d and plants
low: workforce reduction

HOT HOT TOPICS
– should legacy actors take roles even if they’re too old (sir ian as gandalf in 2025) or does a new actor come in and get lambasted because they’re not the legacy actor?
– is leftover fried dog better cold or heated up?
– what is the dumbest sport on the planet? and why? imo the brits have this one nailed with the annual gloucestershire cheese rolling. (pronunciation if you need it – gloss-turr-sheer if you want to pronounce it like a brit)
– what was your first cellphone plan? I got my first cellphone in 1995 and I had free nights starting at 7:00 pm, free weekends, and 27 minutes of anytime use each month. texting wasn’t a thing, only talking.

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – cellular (2004) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0337921)
caleb 6/10
rafe 6.25/10
MOVIE – sahara (2005) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0318649)
caleb 6/10
rafe 6.5/10

zahn: hey, matthew, do you have bloody underwear from riding a camel today?
mcconaughey: no, but I got strawberries on my inner thighs.

SONG – suh songs
my morning jacket – highly suspicious

NEXT MOVIE – thank you for smoking (2005) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0427944)
NEXT MOVIE – edmund (2005) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0443496)
NEXT SONG – smoking songs

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That’s How You Get Ants

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caleb discovered several ways that you can GET ANTS. also he has a tidying-up marathon with door fix, garage org, and composing busy work!! and some sad news about speedgaming live. hey though, are people trying to enter rafe’s place?! and rafe made her own LMNT because she’s crazy. try it out! you can make your own LMNT, too.
https://science.drinklmnt.com/electrolytes/best-homemade-electrolyte-drink-for-dehydration/

2,500 mg sodium chloride (for 1,000 mg sodium)
385 mg potassium chloride (for 200 mg potassium)
390 mg magnesium malate OR 450 mg di-magnesium malate (for 60 mg magnesium)

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: online hangouts
low: copilot powershell

calab’s high-low
high: labor day bbq
low: near panic attack

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what are your fav mutant enemy creations? (firefly, buffy, angel, dollhouse, agents of shield, dr horrible, cabin in the woods) – this was inspired by a recent re-watch of firefly and subsequent sadness over its short run, as is the custom.
– who is your archenemy that you don’t podcast with
– did yall see the chase bank error stuff? check kiting is a tiktok trend
– how do you know when trouble is good trouble?

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – in enemy hands (2004) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0316824)
caleb 5/10
rafe 5.25/10
MOVIE – reversable errors (2004) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0382944)
caleb 5.25/10
rafe 5.25/10
SONG – songs beginning with the letter E
seven lions & so below – every time

NEXT MOVIE – cellular (2004) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0337921)
NEXT MOVIE – sahara (2005) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0318649)
NEXT SONG – suh songs

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