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rafe is fascinated by bryan johnson’s drive to de-age. bryan is on the hunt for young (https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2023-01-25/anti-aging-techniques-taken-to-extreme-by-bryan-johnson) and it may actually be working? but like, who wants dirt smoothies? caleb is all about the banshees and final fantasy randomizer. also amanda palmer, the lead of the dresden dolls, who is amazing. shit is going down in memphis and rafe has a flashback to the cheeky girls. it’s an episode for sure.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: trash
low: kidneys

caleb’s high-low
high: the banshees of something something
low: amanda palmer

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what is wrong with rafe?
– thoughts on sub-tweeting, and the continuation of passive aggressive actions.
– why does eating a pizza only increase my craving for pizza, not decrease it?
– how do you get a nominal pirate to eat a disgusting, uncooked slimy fish? asking for a friend.
– are movies like groundhog day, happy death day, edge of tomorrow, and other movies about time loops considered time travel movies? given that tomorrow is groundhog day, this seems topical.
– is trusting your gut ever a bad thing?
– if the bank app on your phone shows you that there was a payment taken out, why do you automatically assume that the person who took a payment out the day prior (for a different amount mind you) is responsible for the both drafts? how can you not see who took out the payment and why would you just start calling out to assorted businesses and asking them why you took money out instead of calling the bank?
– are video games like final fantasy, final fantasy randomizer, and other games about time loops considered time travel games? given that tomorrow is groundhog day, this seems topical.
– how are anime series such as the meloncholy of haruhi and steins gate and others bout time loops considered time travel shows? given that tomorrow is groundhog day, this seems topical.
– the time loop is now broken! the 2000 year long battle is over. peace prevails.

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – spaceballs (1987) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094012)
caleb 6.5/10
rafe 7/10
SONGS – rafe is BALLS. caleb is SPACE.
ninja sex party – if we were gay

NEXT MOVIE – planes, trains, & automobiles (1987) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093748)
NEXT SONGS – vehicles

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Dying to Learn a New Skill

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eat glass, get ass. not to bring everyone down, but rafe just learned about samuel little, who confessed to killing 93 people, targeting people who wouldn’t be missed. caleb had good news with the patio and game night! but also really sad stuff, too.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: snow day
low: spiritfarer

caleb’s high-low
high: bra search – pepper
low: fulfilling life

HOT HOT TOPICS
– one of us always lies; the other one only tells lies. is this relationship too toxic for us to safely guard these doors?
– what’s the best way to cover a complex topic with multiple unrelated pieces of information and why is it “in absolutely no order whatsoever while also breaking topics into chunks, with the first chunk being a preview of the second chunk”
– CEU’s are the worst, but dani is the best
– it is OK to not be OK
– why are adults so bad at the telephone game?
– why are adults so mad at the telephone game?
– self sabotage >
– why are addicts so sad at the telephone shame?
– rupert is buying me a new phone
– how much are hearing aids?
– who should this email be sent to? and no, you can’t send it to anyone the email is relevant to

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – really weird tales (1987) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093829)
caleb 3.5/10
rafe 3.5/10
SONGS – weird songs
sifl & olly – weird day

NEXT MOVIE – spaceballs (1987) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094012)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is BALLS. caleb is SPACE.

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Creating Communities

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past caleb treated future caleb right. rafe has a new musical instrument. #75hard is going #75okay. also pancakes are the devil’s food and so is ketchup.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: recorder
low: work confusion

caleb’s high-low
high: pork skin
low: pancakes

HOT HOT TOPICS
– why do I care so much about things I have no influence over and try to change anyway?
– oOoOoOoOoOoO I’m speaking to you from seven days… IN THE PAST! OoOoOoOoOoOoOo
– have you ever forgotten what it feels like to be sick? like, it’s been SO long since you’ve been sick, that you forgot what it felt like. and when was the worst you’ve ever felt?
– why do people insist on adding too many things to soup?
– uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck
– how much does chatAI scare you and/or general AI image/text applications
– would the world be better if cats were our healthcare workers?
– how can I get this one guy to shut up on this team meeting without explicitly telling him to do so?
– how horrific a frankensteined abomination of game mechanics should one consider “too far” in planning a campaign?
– why do people add on unnecessary things to classics? and think it improves? just let it be great as is
– fuck 75hard. I mean I want to be thinner and stuff but I also want pizza. and to sleep instead of work.
– an unorthodox example of a hot topic could be the recent surge in popularity of niche hobby or interest. for example, there has been an increased in interest in “plogging” (a combination of jogging and picking up litter), which has led to organized plogging events and even plogging competitions in some areas. another example could be the recent trend of people building their own tiny homes and living in the full-time, which as led to a growing movement and discussions about alternative housing options.
– the moment when you realize lunch is about 30min out and you have no plans, you order a sandwich from a local place down the road and after an extended call you check back on the status of your order…and you see the driver leaving your neighborhood (like i can hit his house with a rock from my house) to go get the food. its 15 min past your lunch start time….not sure where i was going with this… WHATS YOUR FAV LAST MIN FOOD FOR LUNCH? (there we go, Naild it.)
– RAFE IS LAZY.
– what is the longest plogging session you’ve engaged in? and do you prefer being the plogger or the ploggee?
– ketchup is a garbage condiment. discuss!

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – armed and dangerous (1986) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090660)
caleb 7.5/10
rafe 7/10
SONGS – caleb is dangerous. rafe is armed.
at the drive-in – one armed scissor

NEXT MOVIE – really weird tales (1987) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093829)
NEXT SONGS – weird songs

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That is Assault

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banning gas stoves? what?! we got that victorian slang, that belated birthday wish, that belated christmas movie (NO SPOILERS) review, that angry rant about pierogi, and some buzzfeed stuff about ladles. also final fantasy randomizer and rafe and caleb fight about fighting.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: monkey island
low: work

caleb’s high-low
high: final fantasy randomizer
low: pierogi

HOT HOT TOPICS
– if you are a low level peon working in a financial role and they decide to just dump all the responsibility of the multi billion dollar companies 1099s on you are they confident in your abilities or looking for a scapegoat they can tie a rock to and watch drown then blame for all the companies failings?
– dani is the best, ever, of all time
– why can’t our species, like, hibernate?
– what’s the best way to handle a game of office-wide incompetence hot potato at our sister location? asking for a very angry bad cop office manager.
– why are people not afraid of being put through walls anymore? running your mouth has almost no consequences these days.
– how are you gonna tell someone that they can’t go on terminal leave, because they didn’t submit for it in time
– we recently purchased the shark version of a roomba. does that make us lazy?

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – dave thomas: the incredible time travels of henry osgood (1986) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2005191)
caleb 2/10
rafe 2.75/10
SONGS – time travel

NEXT MOVIE – armed and dangerous (1986) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090660)
NEXT SONGS – caleb is dangerous. rafe is armed

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