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Bassists Do It Best (feat. GregglyPuff)

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well, well, well. caleb keeps winning races and coming up against more opponents, so once again there’s a fantastic guest on the show – gregglypuff! a man of many talents, including FFR speedracing, bass guitar, and tiktoks. rafe takes some time to talk about home depot, striking out with boys, and cisco voice recordings. caleb had a bird adventure, played a family edition cards against humanity, and discusses memorial day and and tony’s chocolonely. go watch gregglypuff with twinstrumental on youtube and on twitch at https://www.twitch.tv/greggly_puff

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: pants
low: don’t feel good

caleb’s high-low
high: a nice day out
low: lost to fizzle

greg’s high-low
high: bass pedal get
low: pandemic body wrecker

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what’s worse: anticipation of something great, or missing it once it’s over?
– is there such a thing as too many fresh garden tomatoes?
– and a gregglypuff special – best band to listen to for bass?
– what is the best game to play with a deck of standard playing cards?
– compliment until you hear screaming.
– what was your first job when you were 13 and why wasn’t it “covert sniper reporting to the CIA general in ’50s vietnam”?
– is there anything more bromantic than doing one last meth with your best bro for old times sake?
– greggy when are you going to make music your full time job? you and @LCB are quite amazing.
– when am I going to be on the show again :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

FALL IN LOVE

13. if a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future or anything else, what would you want to know?
greg: how to be the most successful version of yourself
caleb: is this going to work out?
rafe: memestock

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – power (1986) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091786)
greg no watch
caleb 5/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – POWER BATTLE
the offspring – killboy powerhead

NEXT MOVIE – hard lessons: the george mckenna story (1986) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091106)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is hard caleb is lesson

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LyricalFoodBash (feat. LordFizzlebeef)

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finally, finally, lordfizzlebeef gets his own episode. with one race down and possible two to go in the final 8 FFR spring tournament bracket, things are heating up! fizzle does poetry, everyone sinks into bummer summer, and there’s more FFR racing talk.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: wote and tentacles
low: masks

caleb’s high-low
high: winery
low: going to work

fizzle’s high-low
high: online dating
low: RNG bullshit and family moving

HOT HOT TOPICS
– which robutt NPC is the best and why?
– if you could design a giant robot based on the stereotypical american, what would it be?
I think it’d be big hero 6 robot, but it wouldn’t provide healthcare (that’s unamerican). it would dispense fried food and dipping sauces instead
– so really the hothottopic is; what dipping sauces are best of you don’t want to ruin your robot?
– should bobutts use lasers, missles, or melee weapons to destroy a bad boss and former place of employment?
– what is the correct way to write “hot, hot topic?” and should I actually follow it?
– is mackerel deadly and why?
– do it live
– BONUS HOT TOPIC: fuck whatever fizzle just said, who’s up for being positive
– bonus hot topic: each list 3 good things about fizzle
– my brother just was deployed to japan what trinkets or souvenirs should I ask for, and why
– is it appropriate to eat your coworker food from the company fridge if you have been locked in after hours?
– what is the most “work function” appropriate way to go down a slip and slide. also, what’s the best way to go down a slip and slide at a work function.
– who’s the best person ever and why is it fizzle?
– what’s a girl gotta do to have a skype dance party?
– how much blood is too much blood for the doctor to want to take in one go?

FALL IN LOVE

23. how close and warm is your family? do you feel your childhood was happier than most other people’s?
fizzle: close, yes
caleb: close, warm
rafe: happier

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – a soldier’s story (1984) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088146)
fizzle 7/10
caleb 7/10
rafe 5.75/10
SONGS – caleb is soldier and rafe is story
brandi carlile – the story

NEXT MOVIE – power (1986) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091786)
NEXT SONGS – POWER BATTLE

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Going Postal (feat. dem0nfr0g)

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dem0nfr0g, aka demzeronfrzerog, joins the gang for an exciting podcast episode full of bummer summer vibes. also remembering an FFR friend.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: solario and salad
low: blueberry bush

caleb’s high-low
high: car clean
low: monochi85

demzeron’s high-low
high: new car
low: monochi85

HOT HOT TOPICS
– thy lord hath tasked thee with conducting a bag of coins to a neighboring noble. on the way, thou pass a begger, his legs mangled beyond use. dost thou (a) steadfastly honor thy charge or (b) show compassion to the begger, knowing a few coins will not be missed?
– how are you doing?
– what ice cream is the best to eat when stress is piling up?
– how can I self evaluate my benchmarks adequately if I don’t have an updated list of our core synergystics per their last email regarding the 5 B’s principal of profitable mobility and economic success. also this paper is fuckin dumb.
– why the hell isn’t rafe streaming? months ago she told me she was working on OBS and yet no rafe content. don’t punk out on us rafe
– I read on the internet that keto can make the lady parts smell sour; is this true?
– what is the best way to prepare and season mashed potatoes
– what meal doesn’t bacon go with? is it the perfect food?
– so hot topic incherchange food condements and can be used as lube in a pinch please advise
– when sad do you play sad music to feel your mood or happy music to combat it? or… how do I emotion? asking for a robot friend
– when does a nap become just going to bed? it it length of slumber? location? presence of others? time of day?

FALL IN LOVE

12. if you could wake up tomorrow having gained any one quality or ability, what would it be?
demzeron: self-starter
caleb: ability to win
rafe: photographic memory

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – license to kill (1984) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087617)
demzeron 5.5/10
caleb 5/10
rafe 4.75/10
SONGS – LICENSE BATTLE
the offspring – DUI (I know what you did last summer)

NEXT MOVIE – a soldier’s story (1984) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088146)
NEXT SONGS – caleb is soldier and rafe is story

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Solario Strikes Back (feat. solariorex)

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a returning guest? they must love punishment – solariorex is back for another exciting podcast episode! creamy cereal, hacking gas, banner weekends, and lots of love. also strategies for final fantasy randomizer (FFR) on the 2021 chaos comedy tour spring tournament.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: guest bed
low: 7mm bolts

caleb’s high-low
high: email snafu
low: stomach fuckup

solario’s high-low
high: great weekend
low: patch ripped from arm

HOT HOT TOPICS
– would you rather fight a hundred duck-sized calebs or a single rafe-sized duck? what if the fight takes place in a pool?
– do you think there will ever be a video game movie to be legit amazing? I for the life of me can’t think of a single one.
– what’s more impressive? a great movie based on a bad video game OR a great video game based on a bad movie?
– gas, should it go into a plastic bag for safe keeping?
– why is everyone a god damn linguistics professor this morning
– what’s the best rate for taking yourself out on dates to perfectly straddle that line between depressed and broke. assume forever alone to ideally hone the ratio in over time.
– how does someone get out of quicksand?
– who is the best chef in any anime/manga and why is it yukihira soma?
– is hot topic (the retail store specializing in alternative themed clothing and accessories) still a hot topic (a point that many people are discussing or debating)?
– who would you rather be locked up in a room with, an angry 3 meters tall lady or two angry 1.5 meters tall ladies?

FALL IN LOVE

10. if you could change anything about the way you were raised, what would it be?
solario: school learning
caleb: no slappy
rafe: healthy foods

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – carbon copy (1981) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082138)
solario 2.5/10
caleb 4/10
rafe 4/10
SONGS – COPY BATTLE
orange caramel – my copycat

NEXT MOVIE – license to kill (1984) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087617)
NEXT SONGS – LICENSE BATTLE

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