Instant Butt

QUICK HITS
alien ISN’T REAL?!! how does your social battery charge? couples cooking class with a celebrity! partying at the church! and of course, sneaking around in shopping malls.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: keto strong
low: on call while streaming

caleb’s high-low
high: weightloss
low: dizzy

HOT HOT TOPICS
– why is today not my day? ferris had a day off and it looked amazing. when is weirdos day off?
– miiiight be related. what’s the worst wardrobe issue you’ve had to deal with?
– what am I gonna do for biweekly entertainment when the last gasps of crypto finish their inevitable and hilarious implosion? I just don’t think AI can fill that gap, y’know?
– the amount of training I have to do for this job is ridiculous. why couldn’t I just get an easier job that paid more
– is it wrong to “accidentally” open my car door a little too far when my neighbor parks their car this close?
– the entire situation with unity. they made the slay the spire devs make a public announcement that revealed a new project and it ended with “we have never made a public statement. this is how badly you fucked up”

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – house of games (1987) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093223)
caleb 5.5/10
rafe 6/10
SONGS – scam
TLC – case of the fake people

NEXT MOVIE – things change (1988) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096259)
NEXT SONGS – change

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