Rafe Reads the News

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rafe reads the news and woah. greek train wrecks and other bad news. good news though, related to RSV vaccines, we got a surprise visit!? and more good news, caleb watched a cooking youtube video that was real bad. https://youtu.be/FBQ9uCMITTc

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: party bear
low: window

caleb’s high-low
high: productive
low: not really?

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what’s the modern equivalent of “fuck you and the horse you rode in on”?
– yoda was wrong. there is such a thing as trying.
– covers of songs, or the original. which is better?
– inflation has gotten ridiculous. $4 for a single slice of pizza at wegman’s is too much.
– with the success of cocaine bear and winnie the pooh: blood and honey, can we expect the next movie to be care bears: cult of the forsaken?
– who would win in a fight: cocaine bear or meth gator?
– an average person could win the event assault in american gladiators. an average person has zero chance of winning breakthrough and conquer.
– I would love to own one of the atlasphere “hamster balls.” yes, I summoned my inner deadpulse for this one.
– how should we deal with students/coworkers who show up but don’t do ANY of the stuff they’re supposed to the whole day other than cause problems?
– you’re stuck in a room for 6 hours. no phone, no sleeping, must stay alert and watchful. how do you pass the time?

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – hot to trot (1988) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095326)
caleb 9/10
rafe 7.75/10
SONGS – horse songs
asaf avidan – lost horse

NEXT MOVIE – who’s harry crumb? (1989) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098645)
NEXT SONGS – crumblies

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Giving Up For Lent

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rafe drank the sad kool-aid and caleb gets pulled along for the ride. speaking of rides, how about that hershey park? one punch man, the leftovers, the ballet and too much food. plateaus and discord being weird. did this episode get pulled in a few directions? heck, yeah.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: raise
low: work and the window

caleb’s high-low
high: ballet
low: weight plateau

HOT HOT TOPICS
– if you’re only going to watch 30 seconds of every minute of a movie, which 30 seconds do you pick to watch? it doesn’t matter, discord is gonna choose for you anyway
– am i getting sick, or do i just need more time off of work? can work make one sick?
– developing an allergy later in life is terrible because I know what I am missing. I wish I could still eat peanut butter cups or pecan pie. I suppose I could have either of those one final time….
– how do I reconcile the desire to do massive archipelago async games with my introvert tendency that makes it so I only want to do them with people I know and also all the people I know are very hesitant to do them, also anybody listening if you want to start a massive archipelago async let me know because I have like 16 games in the chamber ready to go, I need to destroy this free time I found with all my might
– scream 6 missed an opportunity to use the tagline “save the cheerleader, save nevermore”. side note, I haven’t been this excited for a courtney cox film since “masters of the universe”
– how frequently do you call a printer tech to service the office printer before you just get a new printer? asking for a doctors office that has a printer tech in the office once a week for the last 3 weeks.
– dating apps are (a necessary) evil.
– describe someone who is the walking embodiment of lead poisoning (yes work is going well today)
– if you’re salary, and your watch gets covered by someone else, would you go back to work or stay home and let them think you did your watch? if so, why?
– if your partner is good on food they can eat and you need stuff to eat for yourself, how long do you put off going to the grocery?
– why can’t mail carriers also bring the groceries? USPS, sponsored by instacart
– if your life is prone to bursting into flames find a firefighter to call your own who never leaves your side and is highly skilled at putting out trash fires.
– at home training today. why aren’t all trainings like this? less gas, eat my own food. no commute time.
– shut up caleb, nobody asked you about remote work

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – the great outdoors (1988) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095253)
caleb 5/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – nature
yanni – true nature

NEXT MOVIE – hot to trot (1988) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095326)
NEXT SONGS – horse songs

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Nobody’s Talking About Ohio

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MORBS AND JORBS. rafe has updates about her teeth and streaming. caleb is distraught over the train in ohio. there’s a return of the low mood but at least alvin ailey and rasiki were fire.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: filipino ube treats
low: work

caleb’s high-low
high: date night, best indian food
low: garbage disposal

HOT HOT TOPICS
– how lazy can you be in customer service that all you do when a problem is reported, is to copy paste (sometimes adjust a few words so it doesnt look like you just copy pasted) the same error explanation that is found when the thing goes wrong, which is the same located in the help area for said thing going wrong?
– how is it that people still dont contact the place that holds their money and instead insists on contacting the people taking it to find out if they took it yet
– if you were close to blind in just one eye, how much would you drive?
– kansas city chiefs: how much whining should be allowed by a team that wins the super bowl?
– even if it’s windy out, shorts in 60 degree weather is still properly flipping off Winter, aye?
– all job listings should post an accurate account how much the position pays so that job seekers aren’t wasting time applying for a job that doesn’t pay well or doesn’t fit their requirements.
– forgetting your son is in basketball playoffs until the day before the big game and making your office staff scramble to reschedule your whole ass day of patients: great doctor or greatest parent?
– why does the food that is the worst for you have to taste so good?
– should his face be red?
– why does subway, worst of the fast food sandwich chains, sometimes slap?

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – she’s having a baby (1988) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096094)
caleb 4/10
rafe 4.75/10
SONGS – baby
led zeppelin – I can’t quit you baby

NEXT MOVIE – the great outdoors (1988) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095253)
NEXT SONGS – nature

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Cooking and Crushing With Deadpulse

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there’s a guest! deadpulse! he loves music and movies. rafe has work drama and caleb has a reinvigorated love for d&d thanks to chatGPT. come join the RaHaCa discord so you can have fun posting memes, watching the podcast actor movies, and hopefully and upcoming event of COCAINE BEAR.

HIGH LOWS
deadpulse’s high-low
high: mix tape weekend
low: heat went out

rafe’s high-low
high: vacation
low: broken teeth

caleb’s high-low
high: chatGPT
low: pinky cut

HOT HOT TOPICS
– 30 mins is not enough time for me to be funny and clever
– last night at the SOTU, kyrsten sinema looked like a combination of spongebob squarepants and one of those spitting dinosaurs from jurassic park
– is giving away free tattoos a bad idea? Does no one want free original art? And yes this is my first HHT in a long time lol
– how hot is too hot? is there a topic too hot to touch? or should it be too hot to trot?
– there are 21 warnings on the road leading to a local low bridge, including flashing lights, road signs, and the bright orange lower edge of the bridge with a lights and a large sign saying it is 10’9” tall. it still gets hit by trucks 10 times a year or more. should truck drivers be blamed for hitting the bridge or should something else be done?
– first day back in the office and I have to reinvent a very annoying wheel, and also dani is the best
– rafe and caleb get along rather well. perhaps they should think about doing a podcast together.
– why do most butter chicken recipes not have any butter?
– and can one ever have too much FFR?

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – planes, trains, & automobiles (1987) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093748)
caleb 7.5
rafe 7.75/10
deadpulse 8/10
SONGS – vehicles
the hollies – bus stop

NEXT MOVIE – she’s having a baby (1988) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096094)
NEXT SONGS – baby

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