Ice Cream Should be a Utility

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caleb is very passionate about net neutrality and what it means to have internet as a utilty. his ma is moved! and is there a vacation in the near future? hmmmmm. and bruh. there is SO much drama around the mcdonald’s ice cream machines it is BONKERS. https://getpocket.com/explore/item/they-hacked-mcdonald-s-ice-cream-machines-and-started-a-cold-war

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: easter time
low: easter candy

caleb’s high-low
high: mom moved
low: crazy drive

HOT HOT TOPICS
– why is it called “doggystyle” when it just as easily could have been named after another animal?
– hotdog recipes?
– in your opinion what is the best looking dog in the akc?
– we should un-fuck the selectively bred dogs with more selective breeding. i.e. pugs that can actually fucking breathe properly
– who is the best wingman? and why is it a dog?
– I like dogs and most of them like me. sadly, I am allergic. but I want to pet all the dogs. sometimes it is worth the suffering.
– let’s assume hugh everett III’s theories on parallel worlds are correct. what did we domesticate instead of the humble dog in an alternate universe? are there now parks where you can let your pet bear run free? are we playing fetch with a silverback gorilla? is the old saying now “you can’t teach an old alligator new tricks”?
– small dogs aren’t dogs, they’re pests.
– ESA don’t exist. theres no reason your purse dog should be in a restaurant or grocery store
– what dog breed are you? (find an online quiz?)

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – wag the dog (1997) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120885)
caleb 5.75/10
rafe 5.75/10
SONG – dags
grandaddy – stray dog and the chocolate shake

NEXT MOVIE – colin fitz lives! (1997) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118873)
NEXT SONG – living

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Sometimes I’ll Put Those in My Mouth

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chickfila adds antibiotics to their chicken!
https://www.allrecipes.com/chick-fil-a-changes-antibiotics-policy-in-chicken-8620507

try your best to NOT use plastics. it’s for your own good.
https://www.popsci.com/environment/plastic-chemicals-are-inescapable-and-theyre-messing-with-our-hormones

the francis scott key bridge in baltimore fell.
https://www.wbaltv.com/article/baltimore-bridge-collapse-death-toll-francis-scott-key/60319030

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: dentist
low: college class

caleb’s high-low
high: family time
low: baltimore key bridge

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what is the grossest point you’ve watched?
– has there ever been a hht that you intentionally skipped? should the hosts get a veto?
– a person recently accused me of following her and threatened to call the sheriff because I park my car near her house every day. I park there because it’s my son’s bus stop. how should I handle it if she accosts me again?
– I had an it issue at work on monday. I waited until tuesday to call it to fix the problem and the it team member thanked me for the courtesy of not calling the first day of the week. it is never too soon to be on the good side of the it department.
– will the book of baltimore the unabridged? or will it be cut short?
– why did we always have to find algebra’s x? seems a bit obsessive, doesn’t it? maybe algebra should go and do the therapy or something?
– topic harder: ruin (or improve, I guess) one movie by replacing the lead with zach braff portraying jd from ‘scrubs’.
– will the book of baltimore be translated in the distant future through the use of ‘hon’?
– what’s the longest you have gone without food? why?
– what is caleb doing for opening day? is rafe in mourning for the loss of winter and the return of the sun?
– car repairs suck. my car is old and I have needed to repair or replace a lot of parts in the last six months. I’m starting to get sick of sinking money into the car. it is 16 years old so it may be time to replace it soon.
– there was a fun office space easter egg in the sexual harassment training video at my new job: the scenarios take place in the corporate accounts payable department at initech.
– how often do you have dessert with a meal?

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – boogie nights (1997) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118749)
caleb 6.5/10
rafe 4.5/10
SONG – make you wanna boogie
duke ellington – it don’t mean a thing

NEXT MOVIE – wag the dog (1997) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120885)
NEXT SONG – dags

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Stick it in Your Pocket

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oh, no. rafe read the news. about roundup (WHICH CAUSES CANCER), owned by monsanto and bayer, kitten population explosions, and dishwasher aficionados. probably the best facebook group rafe has ever found.
https://www.wired.com/story/extreme-dishwasher-loading-facebook-group
https://grist.org/science/kitten-season-animal-shelter-cat-wildlife
https://newrepublic.com/article/179653/roundup-cancer-monsanto-pesticides

caleb is on an adventure! he’s had a pretty good week with travels. and you want instrumental? you want badass music? YOU GOT IT: https://youtu.be/Zdol7Q3DMs4
the word of the week is VOCABLES. lalalalalalalala!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: animated gifs
low: college class

caleb’s high-low
high: travel experience
low: lost wedding ring

HOT HOT TOPICS
– favorite instrumental song.
– shaving. I hate doing it but I also hate not shaving.
– a friend of mine got a yeast infection and the likely culprit was an improperly cleaned dildo. here’s your psa to take proper care of your sex toys.
– what’s your cozy/comfort meal of choice and why?
– what is your opinion on the wilhelm scream? annoying and overused or fun little easter egg?
– its softball season! and almost baseball. what marks the start of spring for you?
– car repairs suck!

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – air force one (1997) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118571)
caleb 6.6/10
rafe 7/10
SONG – planes
rilo kiley – plane crash in C

NEXT MOVIE – boogie nights (1997) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118749)
NEXT SONG – make you wanna boogie

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The Royal Family

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is something going on with the royal family, like is kate middleton okay? but more importantly, ninja sex party NEW ALBUM!!! and caleb enjoyed il pizzico, an italian restaurant. the word of the week is PETRICHOR.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: ninja sex party & ghosty
low: college class

caleb’s high-low
high: italian restaurant date night
low: email lost

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what is your favourite part about travelling to other cities, countries, or cultures? (for me it’s exploring local foods and ways to eat. for example asian food markets, american & canadian breweries & bbq spots, british pubs etc.)
– have you ever experienced a culture shock while travelling?
– what is your opinion on long distance relationships?
– is cheesecake actually a cake?
– what is the longest road trip you have taken?
– what could they do to make long haul flights less awful?

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – ghosts of mississippi (1996) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116410)
caleb 6.1/10
rafe 6/10
SONG – ghosts
ninja sex party – wish you were here

NEXT MOVIE – air force one (1997) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118571)
NEXT SONG – planes

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