Penis Paralysis

QUICK HITS
rafe had a lot of adventures today, including shoveling, starting lent, and getting a valentine’s day present from kaldaka. also she laughs way too much at nicholas brendon’s dick injury. https://www.cinemablend.com/television/2562970/buffy-star-wont-comment-on-joss-whedon-until-surgery-for-penis-paralysis-is-complete
BEST QUOTE: “my anus is kinda paralysed and so is my penis, which is weird. I gotta sit down to piss because I don’t know if I’m shitting or pissing. it’s crazy. good times is what I say.”
caleb also had a busy week, with konmari tidying up, floor planning, finishing his first anime, kid talk, wedding prep, and sourdough bread. joss whedon and rush limbaugh also get poked a bit.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: orgasms, mostly. also keto.
low: trying to decide a future

caleb’s high-low
high: vaccine shots, the future
low: feeling like shit

HOT HOT TOPICS
– speed running is all fun and good but why when I climax in a record time and stop the timer my partner is irritated with me? a new personal best should be celebrated no?
– when can we start getting vehicle designs inspired by anime and can we start with the steam powered trike made out of a boat with backup gas engine for turbo boosts.
– kaldaka’s secret hot hot topics: so poop what’s the deal with it I mean I know poo is also bad but :poop: is fine even though I have to type poop to bring it up. this may have been covered in a past podcast but ain’t nobody got time for that. sooo what’s the deal rafe? why does it grind your gears?
– will the snow stop?
– there should be no hot topics this week in the interest of conserving what little warmth we have available, be it physical or metaphorical
– would you ever go to a seattle sounders soccer game and hold up a sign declaring your love for sounding?
– if you call in to cancel your phone service, would you rather the rep cancel your service immediately or try their hardest to keep you?
– if rafe hates caleb, what does caleb hate? and would rafe hate it as well?
– cold, cold topic: why did rafe let all the cold weather get past her and end up in texas? I didn’t want 18″ of snow. it’s yours, take it back!
– favorite activities for no power, no water, cold outside. no other humans involved. asking for a meat popsicle.
– is a shower in ice water ever worth it?

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – man of steel (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0770828)
caleb 5/10
rafe 5.5/10
SONGS – steel fight
galantis – steel

NEXT MOVIE – her (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1798709)
NEXT SONGS – her songs

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