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Not Allergic to Semen

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caleb is very excited about shaking spears watching “as you like it,” but not too excited about food management when going out. caleb got his nut allergy results! rafe is upset about the vin diesel alleged sexual assault? word of the week is HURKLE-DURKLE.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: sicky but wfh
low: wax everywhere

caleb’s high-low
high: shakespeare theatre
low: eating out

HOT HOT TOPICS
– which HHT would make the best random work email from your boss/management?
– what would wednesday be without memes? hump day, frogs, etc
– what makes a better pet? a camel or a frog?
– what happened in this world where men think it is ok to send unsolicited dick pics to women?
– why doesn’t christmas have its own traditional gambling game and what would be a good game to adapt to the role?
– masks haven’t been mandatory for quite some time, but more and more people are wearing them. yet there are still people who are wearing their masks under their noses. I don’t get it.
– white elephant gift exchanges are objectively bad, prove me wrong
– christmas shopping isn’t fun

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – christmas special! it’s a very merry muppet christmas movie (2002) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0329737)
caleb 2.5/10
rafe 3.25/10
SONG – christmas song within last five song
offspring – christmas (baby please come home)

NEXT MOVIE – being human (1994) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106379)
NEXT SONG – human

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The Makeup Wasn’t Wasted

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caleb is turning into an old man. rafe has great news! you can now buy little creative pieces of her! also the word of the week WILL SURPRISE YOU. DOCTORS HATE IT. caleb celebrates dinner, and friends, and uhh. I don’t know if you could say he celebrates allergy shots, but they definitely happened.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: commission for real
low: bacon blunder

caleb’s high-low
high: friend dinners
low: allergy show reaction

HOT HOT TOPICS
– why is the government so messy with everything they do?
– why does the government and mass media think that they can distract multi-generational struggle with goddamn aliens like we arent jaded to anything short of literal world ending events?
– the mega millions jackpot is now at 1.25 billion dollars. what would you do with the money if you won?
– why is it so hard to find how much artificial sweetener something has in it? I shouldn’t need canadian authorities to have my back in letting me see how many milligrams of something that has a body weight-based consumption limit is in what I’m eating.
– have you ever been to a rage room or have you ever considered going to one?
– what contrived circumstances led to the sign at a pond near where ny daughter is going to camp that reads “please do not contribute ducks to our pond”?
– what song do you sing in your car with the greatest amount of energy every time you hear it?

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – without a trace (1983) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086593)
caleb 4.9/10
rafe 3.75/10
SONGS – disappearing
my chemical romance – this is how I disappear

NEXT MOVIE – wargames (1983) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086567)
NEXT SONGS – computer

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