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It Ripped Out My Moustache

QUICK HITS
caleb does some socializing with a happy hour. cookware talk, baking stuff, and minesweeper updates!! rafe blabs about what healthy masculinity is and caleb rips off his moustache.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: onion cheese chips
low: work

caleb’s high-low
high: the good place
low: interview

HOT HOT TOPICS
– dogs are either people or better than people. proof: they know their own names and like to eat cheese.
– I am forever alone. what am I missing out on?
– which do you prefer: books adapted into movies or plays adapted into movies? if its books you’ve read, does that make a difference?
– the job market for tech right now: you can have an MASTERS degree from MIT (massachusetts institute of technology) which is the equivalent of getting an academic degree from yale or harvard. and if you have 0 job experience but a masters degree from MIT, you will not even be given a chance to get a job and if someone gives you a chance your pay gets shafted being lucky to even get 40,000 a year usd. and even if you have internship experience that doesn’t count as job experience.
– easy one is nintendo prices costing 80-90$ and the physical cards counting as a key card you don’t actually own the game. and for those that say it was always like that go on your switch right now and close all your open games then go air plane mode (and make sure your internet is off) you can only open cartridge games because you actually have games on the game card vs the downloaded ones require internet so you can’t open those games because they use the cloud to access the game. what do you think games like gta 6 will cost if nintendo games cost 80-90$ 80 for digital 90 for physical
– without exaggeration, the majority of men do not like women. they like to look at them, and they like what they have to offer in terms of domestic/emotional/sexual labor, but they don’t actually like the woman providing those things. marriages often fall apart as a result of two things: 1) a lack of reciprocal respect, and 2) a lack of open, honest, and sincere communication. there is no “loneliness epidemic” among men that wasn’t started by men failing to bring enough to the table – women are largely finding more value in being alone than in a one-sided relationship or marriage. some truly good men are caught in the crossfire of this, but not as many as they (we) will have you believe, since most guys who think they’re good guys™ (not to be confused with actual good men) are only acting nice for a claim ticket for access to a woman’s benefits, not out of love, admiration, or respect.

RACHEL MCADAMS
MOVIE – married life (2007) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0804505)
caleb 2/10
rafe 2.5/10
SONG – divorce
the mountain goats – no children

NEXT MOVIE – the lucky ones (2008) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0981072)
NEXT SONG – luck

Classified Bread

QUICK HITS
rafe’s new obsession: homemade overnight healthy oats. and thrive market. you can get 40% off your first order here! http://thrv.me/kfMuZF

her rough recipe:
20g rolled oats
5g chia seeds
5g ground flax seed
15 grams whey protein powder (flavored if desired)
5 grams pumpkin seeds
5 grams hemp hearts
20ml half & half
30ml water (give or take)

mix it all together, cover, set overnight, then enjoy!

caleb made so much bread, namely his own italian bread recipe. he has a bunch of tips for baking bread at home! they also talked about the alleged signal messages that were used to coordinate an attack on yemen. big talks.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: overnight oats
low: work

caleb’s high-low
high: double d&d
low: the news

HOT HOT TOPICS
– when was the last time you pulled an all-nighter and what was the reason?
– If you found yourself in a super secret military messaging thread, what would you do?

RACHEL MCADAMS
NEXT MOVIE – red eye (2005) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0421239)
caleb 6.25/10
rafe 6.25/10
NEXT SONG – staying up late
morgan page – reason for living

NEXT MOVIE – the family stone (2005) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0356680)
NEXT SONG – stones

I’m an Optimist

QUICK HITS
rafe is having masking issues. caleb has to see artery blood everywhere. caleb had to go full full corporate and missed out on his cereal. caleb is getting things done! BREAD IS COMING. caleb is going strong on #75hard. music albums are moving fast. there’s some d&d stuff, and more hyping up of midnight mass.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: thunderstorm
low: people in my goddamn fucking personal space

caleb’s high-low
high: getting it done!
low: being in the office

HOT HOT TOPICS
– difficult people are usually some of the most intelligent.
– how do you ingest your holy stories?
– can you grill a pie, if so… which pie would you grill
– industrial sized fans are called ‘big ass fans’. would you have been more creative with the name?
– dani is the best
– given that dani is the best per above and she doesn’t sleep, can we turn her into a perpetual motion machine?
– private health insurance is the worst and should be abolished.
– late-stage capitalism: broken as hell, or HOLY SHIT FUCK, WE’RE ALL SCREWED?
– would you rather be known as a funny person but never taken seriously, or be known as a serious person who is never seen as having a sense of humor?
– using letter grade A-E how well would you score adulting if you are spreading peanut butter on your sandwich with a spoon
– re dani is the best – fizzle is wrong, he is the best.
– pre-teens are the worst.
– how long do you do a job before just leaving and not telling anyone? note that this job requires supervision of minors.

CHRIS FARLEY
MOVIE – wayne’s world 2 (1993) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108525)
caleb 5.5/10
rafe 5.5/10
SONGS – world
five iron frenzy – my evil plan to save the world

NEXT MOVIE – airheads (1994) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109068)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is air; caleb is head

Everything is Marvelous

QUICK HITS
caleb saw everything everywhere all at once and he insists rafe watches it. SPOILERS for ETERNALS 11:00-15:00 minutes. caleb finished “the baking bible” and the entire works of rush. rafe has issues with 75hard blah, her back, airfryer issues, neverending headset hunting, and amazon refusing to deliver to her door.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: breakfast and toast gifs
low: everything is breaking

caleb’s high-low
high: everything everywhere all at once
low: cutting himself

HOT HOT TOPICS
– if you could change just one single solitary thing about your life, with the knowledge you have now, what would it be?
– why does my body hate me so much?
– if the greenhouse is abandoned, and it’s raining but not thundering, and I’m the one wearing the victorian dress, is it still sexy time?
– I’m 2,525 miles away from where I need to be and I’m listening to music to try and make me less mad/sad about it. what’s your go to music when you’re trying to unfuck your mood?
– if you tell work that you are getting your bathrooms renovated and due to the noise cant work, but in reality you havent heard nor seen any contractors how long do you wait before you blow a gasket in your mind?
– what do you tell your job when they do finally come in and make enough noise to rouse the dead?
– why in the world would someone make a device that plugs into a usbc for power? why isnt it straight up USB? why do i have to now buy a charging block that accepts this weird connector after just spending 30 bucks on the charger
– when eating the rich, how best should you season the bastards?
– how much foreplay is expected before lovingly pressing your bumper into someone else’s bumper? (note, my car wasn’t involved, I just watched it happen in the parking garage today)
– if you have 4 hours to complete a task, how long can you sleep with 20 people waiting for you to finish?
– since we started the discussion on sunday ( you slackers missed it!) who is the best and worst 90s SNL alum in film? film career only
– someone’s entire online life could be a lie, and you might never find out. how does that make you feel?
– what does privacy mean to you? is it letting the government survey you in the guise of “national security” or is it the government telling a woman what they can and can’t do with their bodies?

CHRIS FARLEY
MOVIE – wayne’s world (1992) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105793)
caleb 5/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – world

NEXT MOVIE – coneheads (1993) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106598)
NEXT SONGS – head

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