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Caleb is Pangry

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QUICK HITS
caleb hates whole foods! he also hates parties! and now rafe and caleb may be on a watch list. who knows. they rage a bit about the US government, but good news, there’s a very active petition to impeach clarence thomas!! also rafe is finally yeeting the unnecessary items from her life! caleb is making progress on his show binges with finishing daredevil and the haunting of bly manor. and rafe is going to do more monkey island STREAMS on twitch. good things coming!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: holiday weekend/first stream on twitch
low: the weekend ended

caleb’s high-low
high: weekend
low: fourth of july

HOT HOT TOPICS
– how the HELL do people fall for horribly done scamming like the following screen shot? I mean seriously….
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/592469360925343788/992909159701950514/unknown.png
– I had a really good HHT yesterday… sadly it was sapped from my soul thanks to the insane day at work i had. so my HHI is the entire scene leading up to the food fight from the classic movie hook.
– insult: your grog is so bitter that even Hitler wouldn’t commit genocide with it.
– study buddies are great for keeping motivation to study
– what angle would you prefer to spend the entire day leaning at? how do you feel about the idea of spending the entire day sitting, standing and walking leaning 15 degrees to the right?
– insult: I’ve seen monkey shitfights at the zoo more coordinated than this
– why is it whenever it’s time to make a life altering decision, there’s hardly any time to devote to thinking about said life altering decision?
– why does my local circle K require the ID of everyone who arrived with me so that only I may buy beer? also why do I have to show my ID when my roomate who drove us to said store have to show my ID as im walking around the store with my own 12pk of beer in my hand getting my supplies BEFORE I EVER GET IN LINE, so that my roomate can buy his beer? and the HHQ is can this guy at circle K actually do this, and can i leagally fight him on it?

CHRIS FARLEY
MOVIE – dirty work (1998) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120654)
caleb 6.5/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – rafe is dirty caleb is work
dresden dolls – dirty business

first john candy movie!!
NEXT MOVIE – class of ’44 (1973) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069888)
NEXT SONGS – class songs

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Many Highs and One Big Low

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queen music is great. full stop. rafe takes the entire podcast episode to gush about happy stuff like only murders in the building season 2, streaming monkey island on twitch, hocus pocus 2, reading with discord, trash panda podcast #100, and dude RPG. caleb has incarnate tips and tricks for world building, and good times with old friends. he’s also going to see thor four (no spoilers) and he’ll let us know how it goes next week. also getting new updates on verizon internet and shiny pokemon!!

rafe and caleb are both really upset/pissed off about roe v wade being overturned. the SCOTUS have fucked up big time and we’re looking to make changes through congress and the house of representatives. vote, people! vote people into office that will protect women!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: finished love after world domination
low: roe v wade overturned

caleb’s high-low
high: kegasaurus rex
low: dc bbq fest freebies were mid

HOT HOT TOPICS
– how many times should management be allowed to completely fuck up training new hires to the point the get stressed out and quit before I should be legally allowed to launch my postmaster into the sun
– qdoba > chipotle > taco bell > baja fresh
– if I can practically do something in my sleep, is it wrong to take a nap when I do it?
– why can’t I use ctrl-z to unsend this email?
– is reply all ever the appropriate choice?
– what is your favorite childhood commercial?
– there’s nothing like seeing the rusty gears turn in someone’s brain the moment they realize just how pyrrhic their victory is
– what’s your favorite way to fight unjust speeding tickets like “75+ in a 60” and why is it “ghosting the court and deciding not to pay”?
– why is my house just a magnet for people to stay at without paying rent or assisting with anything in the house.
– why when deciding to add in this new squatter was it ever suggested to kick the 1 person making the most money out of the room in which they make said money?
– how does someone get into politics without having a very basic understanding of the constitution?
– why is all of the stress tacked on to either the end or the beginning of the work week?
– do you think if we started calling our body parts things like “shooterus” the GOP would stop trying to regulate them?
– new coheed and cambria album. thoughts, rafe?
– am I a bad parent when I take a little pleasure in seeing my son slip and fall on his ass at ice skating practice?

CHRIS FARLEY
MOVIE – almost heroes (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119053)
caleb 5.5/10
rafe 5.85/10
SONGS – rafe is heroes and caleb is almost
all you kate bush obsessed tiktokkers need another mid-80’s song.
bonnie tyler – holding out for a hero

NEXT MOVIE – dirty work (1998) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120654)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is dirty caleb is work

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Just Make it Through the Night

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the senate tried to protect women’s abortion rights and it failed. y’all need to stay the hell away from rafe’s uterus. caleb and rafe are both filling the void with shopping, like butcherbox, amazon, and men’s clothes shopping. caleb got a new cook book! about bread! bread science by emily buehler. caleb is watching a new netflix show that reminds him of stephen king. rafe has way too many amazon returns. they talk about masks at concert venues, baseball games, and movie theaters. caleb had a great experience at the theater. so many rants. also rafe learns what boosting can mean. “there are no bugs; we’re all going to die.”

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: headset
low: too hot and also abortion rights are too limited

caleb’s high-low
high: spending money & midnight mass
low: disney+ or internet? and d&d

HOT HOT TOPICS
– when is nap time?
– do I have to go to work?
– if you were building a new instrument, what color would you stain the wood?
– why is magic so magicy?
– do I need to cosplay as bubble boy if I want to go to live concerts again? and if so, tell me why I shouldn’t get into the mosh pit
– do you believe in conspiracies? chemtrails? aliens? werewolves and vampires that are pining away their whole lives for a generic teenager?
– why did my brother’s ex-gf send me a dick pic of some dude she was planning to screw that night?
– how can so many bad things happen to a person when that person is clearly just “being themselves” despite all the haters?
– why do all these people I date have thoughts and feelings of their own? why don’t they just do everything I want and only ever things for me?
– my boss asked me to interfere in an ongoing legal dispute with an ex employee that is also my friend. how terrible is that friend for not liking me butting in and cancelling travel plans with me? how dare they not appreciate all the valuable time I spent with them. clearly this entire chain of events is my bosses fault. (reminder: hot hot saga is all about a single person and they are unfortunately real)

CHRIS FARLEY
MOVIE – coneheads (1993) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106598)
caleb 7.5/10
rafe 7/10
SONGS – head
aquabats – cat with 2 heads

NEXT MOVIE – wayne’s world 2 (1993) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108525)
NEXT SONGS – world

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Everything is Marvelous

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caleb saw everything everywhere all at once and he insists rafe watches it. SPOILERS for ETERNALS 11:00-15:00 minutes. caleb finished “the baking bible” and the entire works of rush. rafe has issues with 75hard blah, her back, airfryer issues, neverending headset hunting, and amazon refusing to deliver to her door.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: breakfast and toast gifs
low: everything is breaking

caleb’s high-low
high: everything everywhere all at once
low: cutting himself

HOT HOT TOPICS
– if you could change just one single solitary thing about your life, with the knowledge you have now, what would it be?
– why does my body hate me so much?
– if the greenhouse is abandoned, and it’s raining but not thundering, and I’m the one wearing the victorian dress, is it still sexy time?
– I’m 2,525 miles away from where I need to be and I’m listening to music to try and make me less mad/sad about it. what’s your go to music when you’re trying to unfuck your mood?
– if you tell work that you are getting your bathrooms renovated and due to the noise cant work, but in reality you havent heard nor seen any contractors how long do you wait before you blow a gasket in your mind?
– what do you tell your job when they do finally come in and make enough noise to rouse the dead?
– why in the world would someone make a device that plugs into a usbc for power? why isnt it straight up USB? why do i have to now buy a charging block that accepts this weird connector after just spending 30 bucks on the charger
– when eating the rich, how best should you season the bastards?
– how much foreplay is expected before lovingly pressing your bumper into someone else’s bumper? (note, my car wasn’t involved, I just watched it happen in the parking garage today)
– if you have 4 hours to complete a task, how long can you sleep with 20 people waiting for you to finish?
– since we started the discussion on sunday ( you slackers missed it!) who is the best and worst 90s SNL alum in film? film career only
– someone’s entire online life could be a lie, and you might never find out. how does that make you feel?
– what does privacy mean to you? is it letting the government survey you in the guise of “national security” or is it the government telling a woman what they can and can’t do with their bodies?

CHRIS FARLEY
MOVIE – wayne’s world (1992) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105793)
caleb 5/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – world

NEXT MOVIE – coneheads (1993) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106598)
NEXT SONGS – head

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