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Toxic Cock Syndrome

QUICK HITS
rafe is fascinated by bryan johnson’s drive to de-age. bryan is on the hunt for young (https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2023-01-25/anti-aging-techniques-taken-to-extreme-by-bryan-johnson) and it may actually be working? but like, who wants dirt smoothies? caleb is all about the banshees and final fantasy randomizer. also amanda palmer, the lead of the dresden dolls, who is amazing. shit is going down in memphis and rafe has a flashback to the cheeky girls. it’s an episode for sure.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: trash
low: kidneys

caleb’s high-low
high: the banshees of something something
low: amanda palmer

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what is wrong with rafe?
– thoughts on sub-tweeting, and the continuation of passive aggressive actions.
– why does eating a pizza only increase my craving for pizza, not decrease it?
– how do you get a nominal pirate to eat a disgusting, uncooked slimy fish? asking for a friend.
– are movies like groundhog day, happy death day, edge of tomorrow, and other movies about time loops considered time travel movies? given that tomorrow is groundhog day, this seems topical.
– is trusting your gut ever a bad thing?
– if the bank app on your phone shows you that there was a payment taken out, why do you automatically assume that the person who took a payment out the day prior (for a different amount mind you) is responsible for the both drafts? how can you not see who took out the payment and why would you just start calling out to assorted businesses and asking them why you took money out instead of calling the bank?
– are video games like final fantasy, final fantasy randomizer, and other games about time loops considered time travel games? given that tomorrow is groundhog day, this seems topical.
– how are anime series such as the meloncholy of haruhi and steins gate and others bout time loops considered time travel shows? given that tomorrow is groundhog day, this seems topical.
– the time loop is now broken! the 2000 year long battle is over. peace prevails.

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – spaceballs (1987) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094012)
caleb 6.5/10
rafe 7/10
SONGS – rafe is BALLS. caleb is SPACE.
ninja sex party – if we were gay

NEXT MOVIE – planes, trains, & automobiles (1987) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093748)
NEXT SONGS – vehicles