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Laws Are Threats

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QUICK HITS
rafe freaks out about politics and caleb brings it up even more!! POLITICAL CORNER BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP. also HOA’s are a sham. but hey, we got insults? new word of the week? yes, please.
https://wewererogue.tumblr.com/post/187830447596/compilation-of-shakespearean-insults
https://www.mypigradio.com/some-of-the-best-words-literally-ever

hope everyone is taking care of themselves. drink your water, do your stretches, high-five people, &c.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: chilly day
low: stoner neighbor

caleb’s high-low
high: baseball tickets
low: fuckin’ HOA

HOT HOT TOPICS
– do you or someone you know suffer from butt migraines
– how do you handle an insubordinate subordinate? I want the best and worst ways lol.
– why do people ask for help with something, and then immediately shut you down when you start trying to help?
– why didn’t you help me? I asked you
– since its wednesday, who qualifies as your dude
– why would fortune 50 company with 100k employees have a heavily used data server with only 32 GB of RAM?
– command master chief at defense language institute gets fired, and reduction in rank, for sexually harrassing/assaulting at least 2 of his subordinates. your thoughts on upper level management finally being held accountable for their actions?

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – double negative (1980) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080656)
caleb 1.5/10
rafe 2.1/10
SONGS – double negatives (ain’t no; don’t know nothin)
bill withers – ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone

MOVIE – stripes (1981) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083131)
caleb 5/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – stripes
fruit stripes gum

NEXT MOVIE – heavy metal (1981) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082509)
NEXT SONGS – heavy metal songs

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Differing Opinions on Snow (feat. Dani & LordFizzlebeef)

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dani and fizzle have graciously accepted rafe’s invitation to gush about their trip to chicago! great times, great laughs, great people. just great! also snow travel. lots of hoes. the angry egg, the wildberry cafe! homemade burger bombs! cold hands and grocery stores! marvel legendary ALMOST HARD MODE. hardback (aka deck scrabble). “if you can’t knock out the bottom, tear up the sides.” restaurant to another world. steins gate. also there was a concert at the chicago symphony center for final fantasy VII remake. go check out lordfizzlebeef on twitch at https://twitch.tv/lordfizzlebeef and the FFR streaming on https://twitch.tv/finalfantasyrandomizer. qualifiers for the FFR spring tournament start on march 7!

HIGH LOWS/SMILES AND CRIES
rafe’s high-low
high: hang in there
low: MY BACK

fizzle’s high-low
high: chicago
low: stupid fucking coworkers

dani’s high-low
high: chigaco
low: dangerous travel

HOT HOT TOPICS
– when considering my upcoming day at home… do I a) work to catch up, b) sleep and build a dyson sphere, c) be a responsible adult and take care of my house?
– you can break any office policy you want as long as you never ask what the consequences are! also, when in doubt, just tell people you’ve also worked in their field so they just need to put up with you ignoring their rules and being rude to staff.
– while we may not be allowed to talk about bruno, is it finally time for lin-manuel miranda to complete his EGOT?
– now that peter has stolen maxie’s daughter, how can she trust austin knowing that he helped victor figure out the ruse which ultimately led to valentin being poisoned and left for dead in the alley?!
– we are supposedly realigning our department. if I get moved to a different team, should I smoothly transition my old work or be a dick and just dump it on the new people?
– can we have a cold, cold topic one of these weeks and only talk about things that happened more than 25 years ago?
– it’s 1997 and it’s an arguably a great year for music – which is your favorite album from ’97?
– what personality makes the best cooking competition judge?
– what should I do with my hands?
– who is the muffin man? why is hazelnut coffee the best? who looks at a person and says, “dude you gotta put pants on”
– how long do I procrastinate if I already don’t have time to finish?
– what is the work equivalent of a quickie? a workie?
– am I actually hungry?
– are my kids actually hungry?

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – the book of eli (2010) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1037705)
rafe 6.75/10
fizzle 3/10
dani 5.5/10
SONGS – sacred/holy songs

NEXT MOVIE – unstoppable (2010) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0477080)
NEXT SONGS – stop songs

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The Doorknob Episode

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hold onto your facial tissues, caleb starts off the show with a depressing story. but don’t fret, rafe gets all excited about seeing the game grumps live (spoiler: it was amazing). she also gives her own opinions on chicago food and makes fun of windows 10. caleb talks food and then he and rafe debate the pronunciation of turmeric. rafe has decided to be festive and actually participate at work and caleb confuses everything by explaining voting. they talk weird pizza habits and discover that yes, rafe is a fat girl. then caleb gets disgusting talking about cheese and doorknobs. after rafe is sufficiently grossed out, they talk about the alan rickman movie of the week: quigley down under. caleb goes full snobby know-it-all with analyzing the movie. but hot damn, tom selleck. caleb dd down song and rafe did under songs. caleb gets angry at rafe again for not watching trailers, and she offers up a new (yaoi) anime to watch. next week, they’ll be watching alan rickman in truly madly deeply and doing songs with prominent adverbs in the title. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded December 5, 2016

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