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The Ocean Is On Fire

QUICK HITS
did you know the ocean is on fire? #BummerSummer guys. also rafe stubbed her toe. #BummerSummer.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: doggy lover
low: #BummerSummer

caleb’s high-low
high: potato salad
low: feeling shitty

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what is an abbreviation you regularly use that will be incomprehensible without reference material in 70 years?
– did you rent games in your youth? and if so what was your most hated rigged rental that you still rented out of stubbornness. (a game that was almost impossible to complete during a rental period, be it difficult/cheap or seemingly impossible)
– fuck this shit
– uhm.. is comfort food ever healthy?
– shut the fuck up about all your fucking family drama I’m going to lunch late already I don’t want to spend 40 fucking minutes listening to you fucking complain about every other doctor you see and your mother in law and the cops
– suppose you’re placing a carryout order over the phone, and you have a name that is basically impossible to distinguish over the phone. you instead choose a common name to place your order and pick it up. what name do you choose?
– follow up to last week, is it legal anywhere to set someone on fire?
– does anyone think us falling an hour behind has anything to do with us waiting an extra hour to start? not around these parts we fucking don’t
– how many times do you need a doctor’s office to tell you “we aren’t doing that because it’s illegal” before you get the fucking hint
– how much awful bullshit has to happen before it’s ok for you to quit someone else’s job for them?
– at what temperature does it stop being socially acceptable to dance naked in the rain?
– If you ask your significant other to start an OnlyFans, what would be written on your tombstone?
– how many fucking jobs do you want to do at once while listening to different bosses say “well I didn’t tell you to do this job so stop doing it and do mine”

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – glory (1989) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097441)
caleb 8.5/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – GLORY BATTLE
the clash – death or glory

NEXT MOVIE – heart condition (1990) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099750)
NEXT SONGS – caleb is heart and rafe is condition

Overheating – The Dangers of Climate Change

QUICK HITS
cosby’s free. climate change is heating everything. this world is going to hell. also caleb’s swims, weight, new jersey trip, and running. some icre cream, some high school stuff, theme parties, and THIGHSTOP. and SHEATH. also rafe rants about office doors, 90hard aka 75hard mark 2, the covid-19 delta variant, amazon prime day, and people talking about her voice and body in non-creepy ways.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: doggy lover
low: prime day purchases

caleb’s high-low
high: running man
low: weight

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what are your favorite directions you’ve ever received along the lines of “we’re in the back of the building behind the bojangles”?
– what’s the worst pain you’ve felt so far in life?
– what’s the worst pain you are planning for that you have coming?
– describe/what-is or would be your perfect foot fetish video?
– why is it so fucking hot
– since cosby is free again, is jello pudding uncanceled?
– how much money would it take to convince you to force feed a grown adult their favorite food that they are currently refusing to eat.
– OMG 4 WEEKS TO NEW OLD FINAL FANTASY LETS GOOOOO
– should I feel bad because I’ve been enjoying this mild-ass summer down here in the devil’s armpit?
– what’s a good hot, hot topic for the podcast?
– what is the worst board game you have played that you would play again?
– is a swimming pool still a swimming pool without a deep end? shouldn’t it just be a wading pool?
– how deep does the water need to be for there to be a deep end?
– are insurance costs so high now because the majority of people have been eating apples and keeping the doctors away, which means they have to charge more?
– is it wrong to eat soup in the summer? what’s the best kind of summer soup?
– is there anything more pirate like than two people arguing on a sloop for 3 hours?
– what’s worse, having something you don’t want or wanting something you can’t have?
– will the folks dealing with this heat wave learn from this experience and not be snarky the next time the south gets iced over?
– what’s the best fruit to have fall on your head at a height of 25’ off a tree.
– what, if any, final fantasies are you familiar with other than 1 and do you have a favorite amongst them?

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – the mighty quinn (1989) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097880)
caleb 6/10
rafe 6.5/10
SONGS – MIGHTY FIGHTY
manfred mann – the mighty quinn

NEXT MOVIE – glory (1989) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097441)
NEXT SONGS – GLORY BATTLE

Moonrise Kingdom & The Expendables 2

rafe has SO MUCH to talk about, mostly regarding her high for high-low. it’s about an announcement jake stormoen made about the outpost!! she’s sad about the environment though, and the tobacco industry’s impact on climate change. caleb’s high was about food, of course. his low was about halloween, which is weird because halloween is fantastic. he reminisces about his town and visiting with the scientist. rafe and the giant watched what we do in the shadows and then rants about the bullshit of trying to stream all these services that cost too much money all together. clare niederpruem requested rafe and caleb’s help picking the next type of movie which spawns some creative ideas. but then the podcast takes a downward turn as rafe rages about google+ discontinuing. caleb distracts her by noticing the way directors for marvel and DC are moving to the other side. hmmmmm. also it’s SO DUMB how there will be exclusive marvel stuff on the disney streaming services. FUCK THIS. but hey, at least they have classic derrick lewis quotes to laugh about. they talk about their two bruce willis movies, moonrise kingdom (2012) and the expendables 2 (2012). for songs, caleb is doing kingdoms and rafe is even more trash. next week they’ll be reviewing another two bruce willis movies, looper (2012) and fire with fire (2012). caleb will be doing songs about kingdoms and rafe is even more trash. don’t forget to LICK THAT LIKE BUTTON on rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded October 9, 2018

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