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Stick it in Your Pocket

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oh, no. rafe read the news. about roundup (WHICH CAUSES CANCER), owned by monsanto and bayer, kitten population explosions, and dishwasher aficionados. probably the best facebook group rafe has ever found.
https://www.wired.com/story/extreme-dishwasher-loading-facebook-group
https://grist.org/science/kitten-season-animal-shelter-cat-wildlife
https://newrepublic.com/article/179653/roundup-cancer-monsanto-pesticides

caleb is on an adventure! he’s had a pretty good week with travels. and you want instrumental? you want badass music? YOU GOT IT: https://youtu.be/Zdol7Q3DMs4
the word of the week is VOCABLES. lalalalalalalala!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: animated gifs
low: college class

caleb’s high-low
high: travel experience
low: lost wedding ring

HOT HOT TOPICS
– favorite instrumental song.
– shaving. I hate doing it but I also hate not shaving.
– a friend of mine got a yeast infection and the likely culprit was an improperly cleaned dildo. here’s your psa to take proper care of your sex toys.
– what’s your cozy/comfort meal of choice and why?
– what is your opinion on the wilhelm scream? annoying and overused or fun little easter egg?
– its softball season! and almost baseball. what marks the start of spring for you?
– car repairs suck!

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – air force one (1997) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118571)
caleb 6.6/10
rafe 7/10
SONG – planes
rilo kiley – plane crash in C

NEXT MOVIE – boogie nights (1997) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118749)
NEXT SONG – make you wanna boogie

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Walmart Tumbles and Smoking Crack (feat. Trash Panda Podcast)

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rafe takes on three guys before really knowing their names. WELL WHAT ARE THEIR GODDAMN NAMES?!?! kollin, gotts, and jt. don’t forget it. these three lovely gentlemen are from the trash panda podcast and deserve your respect. they have been on some crazy adventures and aren’t shy about sharing. like roses for cocaine. and walmart accidents. and masturbation. and letterkenny. well, that’s mostly rafe. but still. celebrate these men! visit their website at trashpandapodcast.com and immerse yourselves in their awesomeness. also laugh a lot.

HIGH LOWS/SMILES AND CRIES
rafe’s high-low
high: brawlhalla win
low: college sucks

gotts’ high-low
high: new phone
low: walmart tumble

kollin’s high-low
high: quit drinking/start pot
low: covid twice

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what do you do when you get into bed and you can’t sleep? assume you’re working 14 hrs the next day.
– how do I know when I’m “too old for this shit” without being danny glover?
– I am oppressed by the consequences of my own actions. what is the best way to free myself of that oppression while also not accepting any outside help, lamenting the lack of outside help, and memory holing any previous action resulting in consequences? (dani’s hot take: fuck that person)
– if I’m driving down the highway, and a cop pulls me over for speeding, is it appropriate to finish vigorously masturbating?
– erections are too long after 4 hours and you need to see a doctor. what amount of time is too long for staying in bed (solo, no vigorous anything)? should I see a doctor after hours? days? weeks?
– what does hot garbage feel like and does it get a bad rep for no reason?
– pro-tips for long distance periods in a relationship?
– all podcasters this week should wear raccoon makeup or just use a filter. who wore it better?
– what is the minimum distance you should be from a patient before mocking them? assume sound will carry in an echo chamber
– is panda express trash?
– is red panda the greatest panda?

FALL IN LOVE
https://www.nytimes.com/2015/01/09/style/no-37-big-wedding-or-small.html
gotts: 32. What, if anything, is too serious to be joked about?
jt: 14. Is there something that you’ve dreamed of doing for a long time? Why haven’t you done it?
kollin:22. Alternate sharing something you consider a positive characteristic of your partner.

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – the great debaters (2007) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0427309)
rafe 6/10
jt 7/10
gotts 6/10
SONGS – college
relient k – college kids

NEXT MOVIE – the taking of pelham 123 (2009) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1111422)
NEXT SONGS – 123 songs

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Peaks and Valleys (feat. Lucas)

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look at this lucas, just crashing the #RaHaCa podcast. college womp womp. and BOATS! lots of boat talk, like CHINE. bot talk too, or just a scammer? OR TRUE LOVE?!? also rafe is dealing with new office adjustments aka beaucoup is right there how do we not talk to him all the time? #FU22 and thanks lucas for being an awesome guest!

HIGH LOWS/SMILES AND CRIES
rafe’s high-low
high: stand-up desk
low: eyeball bursting

lucas’ high-low
high: bone broth, and boat system
low: SICK

HOT HOT TOPICS
– fuck 2022, I’ve basically had a panic attack every day this year and how are you?
– why is everyone dying all of a sudden and also why is everything a conspiracy when it comes to old people??
– why did I spend most of the morning watching pilots analyzing an idiot I’d never heard of deliberately letting a plane crash?
– how many children will be named either covid or corona by the time the pandemic has ended?
– the only thing better than a partial solution is a full problem
– rafehatescaleb nfts when?
– why do my students wear less clothing the colder it gets?
– how many jackets will I leave at work before bringing one home?
– extra credit, what’s for lunch?
– why have high waisted jeans made a comeback? they looked terrible then and they look terrible now.
– heeuuuggghghgh.

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – deja vu (2006) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0453467)
lucas 7/10
rafe 7/10
SONGS – bomb
the aquabats! – chemical bomb

NEXT MOVIE – american gangster (2007) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0765429)
NEXT SONGS – drugs!

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Accepted

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the awkward start of a podcast when rafe and caleb recorded basically two days in a row… caleb caught up on always sunny and they talk a bit about favorites. rafe brings up animal abuse because 2016 is going to be a happy year. kids are the worst. real talk about being overweight, wanting a baby, and going to college. caleb is dating, which is pretty typical. rafe has some opinions on sharks and dragons. then more college talk. some bragging. they talk about their biggest “what if” moments. rafe struggles with money. they eventually get around to talking about accepted, like 35 minutes into the podcast, if you wanna skip all the life talk? they’re very proud of justin long for also kissing blake lively. they did college songs. pretty good time. next movie, idiocracy. next song theme, stupid dumb idiots. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded January 9, 2016

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