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Walmart Tumbles and Smoking Crack (feat. Trash Panda Podcast)

QUICK HITS
rafe takes on three guys before really knowing their names. WELL WHAT ARE THEIR GODDAMN NAMES?!?! kollin, gotts, and jt. don’t forget it. these three lovely gentlemen are from the trash panda podcast and deserve your respect. they have been on some crazy adventures and aren’t shy about sharing. like roses for cocaine. and walmart accidents. and masturbation. and letterkenny. well, that’s mostly rafe. but still. celebrate these men! visit their website at trashpandapodcast.com and immerse yourselves in their awesomeness. also laugh a lot.

HIGH LOWS/SMILES AND CRIES
rafe’s high-low
high: brawlhalla win
low: college sucks

gotts’ high-low
high: new phone
low: walmart tumble

kollin’s high-low
high: quit drinking/start pot
low: covid twice

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what do you do when you get into bed and you can’t sleep? assume you’re working 14 hrs the next day.
– how do I know when I’m “too old for this shit” without being danny glover?
– I am oppressed by the consequences of my own actions. what is the best way to free myself of that oppression while also not accepting any outside help, lamenting the lack of outside help, and memory holing any previous action resulting in consequences? (dani’s hot take: fuck that person)
– if I’m driving down the highway, and a cop pulls me over for speeding, is it appropriate to finish vigorously masturbating?
– erections are too long after 4 hours and you need to see a doctor. what amount of time is too long for staying in bed (solo, no vigorous anything)? should I see a doctor after hours? days? weeks?
– what does hot garbage feel like and does it get a bad rep for no reason?
– pro-tips for long distance periods in a relationship?
– all podcasters this week should wear raccoon makeup or just use a filter. who wore it better?
– what is the minimum distance you should be from a patient before mocking them? assume sound will carry in an echo chamber
– is panda express trash?
– is red panda the greatest panda?

FALL IN LOVE
https://www.nytimes.com/2015/01/09/style/no-37-big-wedding-or-small.html
gotts: 32. What, if anything, is too serious to be joked about?
jt: 14. Is there something that you’ve dreamed of doing for a long time? Why haven’t you done it?
kollin:22. Alternate sharing something you consider a positive characteristic of your partner.

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – the great debaters (2007) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0427309)
rafe 6/10
jt 7/10
gotts 6/10
SONGS – college
relient k – college kids

NEXT MOVIE – the taking of pelham 123 (2009) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1111422)
NEXT SONGS – 123 songs