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Allergic to People

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caleb made cake, had a party, and fixed some broken shit! rafe is stressed about covid! one of caleb’s cats tries to get involved in the conversation, and why not? also poptarts! and how does minimum wage from 1991 translate to today’s money?

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: the demon
low: work meeting

caleb’s high-low
high: game night
low: scientist allergies

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what is one thing in the past you know someone born long after you doesn’t understand that you wish was around/still a thing today?
– is the rain-soaked, neon-lit roof of a parking garage better than a low cliff misted with salt spray at dawn for a fateful confrontation?
– tummy touches and crotch bumps should be a more common way to greet someone you know.
– smiley fries are better than dino nuggies. that’s my hot take
– pickles have no right to be as good as they are. you can choose sweet or spicy and they are also low in calories.
– one can never have too many memes.

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – career opportunities (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101545)
caleb 6.5/10
rafe 7/10
SONGS – minimum wage job
they might be giants – minimum wage

NEXT MOVIE – only the lonely (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102598)
NEXT SONGS – lonely songs

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Everything Else is Bullshit (feat. Dani)

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rafe is so hyped to have the lovely and talented dani on the show this time! not so hyped about bullies in middle school, though. but how about that tonga volcano like wtf?!? rafe continues to try playing brawlhalla, the world got super dumb again, and hot hot topics are now rated with stars. get ready – discord EVENT PLANNING is coming to movie night!

HIGH LOWS/SMILES AND CRIES
rafe’s high-low
high: work plants
low: games should be FUN

dani’s high-low
high: great convo
low: covid, you bastard

HOT HOT TOPICS
– which crime is this discord most likely to be used as evidence in and why did rafe commit it?
– who else disappointed that that damn asteroid missed earth? #fu22
– so microsoft is slowly aquiring all the buisnesses like disney now. what are the thoughts about them buying blizzard/activision? will this improve conditions there? will the demon bobby kotik finally be ousted
– I forgot everything this morning. how do I not forget things I don’t remember because I forgot?
– do you feel that the release of dnd “5.5” in 2024 will bring more players in or push out players who came in through 5e? and what are your thoughts on the lore changes that seem to be happening?
– what’s worse. slow drivers in the left lane or asshole drivers on the rest of the road?
– gary where are you?!
– why the fuck is there an extended version of a movie that’s already 2hr 37mins?
– can my children go on welfare so I don’t have to pay for their shit anymore?
– what is the best disney animated movie and why is it emperor’s new groove?
– all body parts are now referred to as the lumbar spine. update documentation accordingly.

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – american gangster (2007) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0765429)
dani 6.25/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – drugs!
tove lo – habits (stay high)

NEXT MOVIE – the great debaters () ()
NEXT SONGS – college

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Peaks and Valleys (feat. Lucas)

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look at this lucas, just crashing the #RaHaCa podcast. college womp womp. and BOATS! lots of boat talk, like CHINE. bot talk too, or just a scammer? OR TRUE LOVE?!? also rafe is dealing with new office adjustments aka beaucoup is right there how do we not talk to him all the time? #FU22 and thanks lucas for being an awesome guest!

HIGH LOWS/SMILES AND CRIES
rafe’s high-low
high: stand-up desk
low: eyeball bursting

lucas’ high-low
high: bone broth, and boat system
low: SICK

HOT HOT TOPICS
– fuck 2022, I’ve basically had a panic attack every day this year and how are you?
– why is everyone dying all of a sudden and also why is everything a conspiracy when it comes to old people??
– why did I spend most of the morning watching pilots analyzing an idiot I’d never heard of deliberately letting a plane crash?
– how many children will be named either covid or corona by the time the pandemic has ended?
– the only thing better than a partial solution is a full problem
– rafehatescaleb nfts when?
– why do my students wear less clothing the colder it gets?
– how many jackets will I leave at work before bringing one home?
– extra credit, what’s for lunch?
– why have high waisted jeans made a comeback? they looked terrible then and they look terrible now.
– heeuuuggghghgh.

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – deja vu (2006) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0453467)
lucas 7/10
rafe 7/10
SONGS – bomb
the aquabats! – chemical bomb

NEXT MOVIE – american gangster (2007) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0765429)
NEXT SONGS – drugs!

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A Covid Christmas Carol

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caleb gives us many more puerto rico stories, like dick waffles, ocean lab brewery, a love for passion fruit & guava, and hot chocolate cheese. there’s some lingering good wedding news, covid talks about boosters and OMICRON, and also caleb’s adventures at latin markets. don’t forget to join the group on discord for fun times and sunday movie night!
https://discord.gg/Fc6DUze

HIGH LOWS/SMILES AND CRIES
rafe’s high-low
high: keto chocolate cotton cheesecake
low: mask rash

caleb’s high-low
high: muppets christmas carol
low: ajies dulces pepper hunt

HOT HOT TOPICS
– if you had to pick a body part to set on fire before attacking your hated rival with it, which part and why?
– do you think I would get in trouble if I ominously told one of my customers that “I know where you live, I know where you sleep” even though I am a mailman and its my job
– is walking up behind a coworker, inhaling deeply, and saying “you smell better when you’re asleep” a power move or a risky move?
– how do I fax a hug
– all good ideas are made gooder when you just keep bolting shit on into infinity, ESPECIALLY when other people have to implement it
– does nostalgia ruin embracing new experiences for what they are or do they allow a perspective that others may not have?
– have either of you ever played conkers bad fur day? and if so what’s your opinions on the weird bosses like the great mighty poo?
– why do all the instant soup companies insist on putting fucking parsley in the soup
– maruchan or top ramen?
– when do you prefer using dried herbs and spices vs fresh (for the flavor, not convenience)? most recipes I see offer alternate measurements for both. for example, does dried parsley vs fresh serve a preferred purpose in flavor?

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – out of time (2003) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0313443)
caleb 4/10
rafe 4.5/10
SONGS – flo-rida
flo-rida – elevator feat timbaland

NEXT MOVIE – man on fire (2004) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0328107)
NEXT SONGS – THREE CHRISTMAS SONGS!!!

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