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Dying to Learn a New Skill

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QUICK HITS
eat glass, get ass. not to bring everyone down, but rafe just learned about samuel little, who confessed to killing 93 people, targeting people who wouldn’t be missed. caleb had good news with the patio and game night! but also really sad stuff, too.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: snow day
low: spiritfarer

caleb’s high-low
high: bra search – pepper
low: fulfilling life

HOT HOT TOPICS
– one of us always lies; the other one only tells lies. is this relationship too toxic for us to safely guard these doors?
– what’s the best way to cover a complex topic with multiple unrelated pieces of information and why is it “in absolutely no order whatsoever while also breaking topics into chunks, with the first chunk being a preview of the second chunk”
– CEU’s are the worst, but dani is the best
– it is OK to not be OK
– why are adults so bad at the telephone game?
– why are adults so mad at the telephone game?
– self sabotage >
– why are addicts so sad at the telephone shame?
– rupert is buying me a new phone
– how much are hearing aids?
– who should this email be sent to? and no, you can’t send it to anyone the email is relevant to

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – really weird tales (1987) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093829)
caleb 3.5/10
rafe 3.5/10
SONGS – weird songs
sifl & olly – weird day

NEXT MOVIE – spaceballs (1987) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094012)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is BALLS. caleb is SPACE.

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My Body is a Motel Six

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up and up bandages fucking suck! caleb worries about his back, talks baseball, and a bit on d&d. rafe asks too many questions and has added even MORE words of the week!?!? also twitchcon injuries in the twitchcon 2022 foam pit, yikes.

hope everyone is taking care of themselves. drink your water, do your stretches, high-five people, &c.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: lashes walk
low: a mess

caleb’s high-low
high: double d&d
low: cyst/bandages

HOT HOT TOPICS
– why does amazon insist on sending you ‘resealable packaging’ bags but then always put the nearly indestructable shipping label over the perferated tear here point so that you can retain the bag for returns?
– how hot is too hot? 100°, 90°, 80°
– how late do you prefer your doctor: 1 hour, 1.5 hours, or 2.5 hours?
– when you run out of PTO why doesnt the work place offer UPTO. like i feel miserable, talking makes it worse and that is my job, why cant i take the time off and not be paid and not be reprimanded for being ill?
– why do beds have to be so comfy 24/7?
– why is everybody ignoring me and my dog pictures? do you think it has something to do with the office network being down and everybody scrambling to come up with ways to do their jobs without access to health records for the 24 patients waiting to see us this morning? or am I just being discriminated against?
– when is a time you’ve been backstabbed at work, or which one hurt the worst (e.g. one of the reasons I enjoy working alone (so I can backstab myself??))
– would you rather have a bunch of short dates with different people, or fewer longer dates with the same person?
– how much is too much to spend on anything disney… and is there a cap?
– why does everything discriminate against single people? food packages, cruise pricing, 2 for 1 deals, etc. holidays, commercials. where’s my half priced solo cabin in the woods with one steak and on dessert? whens my holiday?
– on a lighter, less ragey note… whats your favorite weird holiday? e.g. national red velvet waffle day, national chicken nacho week, etc.
– why does puberty twice sound like a band name?
– what is it about being bad that increases longevity? why is it that only the good die young?
– what’s the benefit to having children, besides free labor and beer retrieval?

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – national lampoon’s vacation (1983) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085995)
caleb 2/10
rafe 3/10
SONGS – vacation

NEXT MOVIE – going berserk (1983) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085603)
NEXT SONGS – berserk

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Not Like Other Girls

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QUICK HITS
caleb has many updates about flowers and wedding stuff, a spice rub challenge, stupid knee bullshit, and caleb walks. rafe gushes a little bit more gencon, dungeons and dragons suitors, the blocking game, and native coming out with at plastic-free deodorant.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: tinder
low: doordash

caleb’s high-low
high: the wedding shit
low: final fantasy

HOT HOT TOPICS
– which is worse … the “reply all” email chains or the “oops I didn’t mute my headset before talking shit about a coworker while on VTC”
– do people really care about “national” days? yesterday was national drink a beer day, today is national drink coffee day. if people were going to do either of those things, wouldn’t they do it regardless of what thing was being celebrated on any given day?
– what kinds of games do squids play?
– HEY MISTER! LETS PLAY SAAAWWKER! (and other phrases by the creepy children of shenmue)
– I don’t say this lightly but can’t cosby just shut the fuck up and die already?

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – courage under fire (1996) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115956)
caleb 6/10
rafe 6/10
SONGS – courage!
ruel – courage

NEXT MOVIE – the preacher’s wife (1996) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117372)
NEXT SONGS – wife fight

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Welcome Back Caleb

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QUICK HITS
best chocolate for refined palette s’mores
new d&d book
ffr cheezinator
D kinks!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: glamper
low: candy binge

caleb’s high-low
high: MARRIED, ETC!
low: bacon-less burger

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what’s the point of having your restaurant on a food ordering app if you don’t have the whole fuckin menu on there.
– if you could change one part of your body, what would it be? (caleb, you can’t say your teeth)
– why is british comedy/humor far superior to anything from the US
– why when the US tries to make a comedy is all they do poor copy a british comedy?
– red green. genius inventor of products or batshit crazy user of duct tape?
– you can go back and change one life event. what is it and why is it trying the KFC double down?
– will we ever dispense with the idea of “normal sleep schedules” so that I feel less like a bum when I wake up after three hours, do stuff for a few hours, and then pass out again only to wake up at 2?
– why do people like the masked singer?
– favorite wine and cheese pairing?

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – night at the museum: battle of the smithsonian (2009) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1078912
caleb 5.3/10
rafe 5.5/10
SONGS – smith BATTLE
ben folds – late (elliott smith tribute)

NEXT MOVIE – julie & julia (2009) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1135503)
NEXT SONGS – cooking BATTLE

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