Tag Archive for d&d

Chipped Teeth & Anime

metal straws can be hazardous to your mouth.

rafe’s high-low
high: friend’s wedding celebration & beaucoup time
low: running out of clean dishes

caleb’s high-low
high: d&d zero session
low: final fantasy community drama

MOVIE – blast from the past (1999) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0124298)
caleb 7/10
rafe 7.4/10
SONGS – songs from their pasts
geggy tah – all I want to do is to thank you (sacred cow, 1996)

NEXT MOVIE – the mummy (1999) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120616)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is curses and caleb is riches

Rafe’s Firework Show

too hot for halloween in maryland.exorcist 3 – not too shabby according to caleb. rafe can’t even handle trailers.”free guy” with ryan reynolds where he’s an NPC?!? https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6264654 “you suck at cooking – garlic bread” https://youtu.be/UPuV52ydBfU

rafe’s high-low
high: WEDDING!!!!
low: proof of wedding dancing?
caleb’s high-low
high: speed gaming live!!!! & ff d&d maps
low: panic attack & boss leaving

MOVIE – gods and monsters (1998) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120684)caleb 4/10rafe 4.5/10
SONGS – rafe is gads and caleb is monsters
young the giant – god made man
NEXT MOVIE – blast from the past (1999) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0124298)
NEXT SONGS – songs from their pasts

Speaking of Etiquette

bowel movements require concurrent flushes, as per ladies room etiquette. speaking of etiquette, stop blasting your subs after 9pm in an apartment building. this week, the internet outages. today, the ipad passcode drama. then, the three on call tickets. gewurztraminer to the rescue. and hey, new season of letterkenny to enjoy. but also tinder bullshit?!

rafe’s high-low
high: beaucoup was uncharacteristically nice to me
low: 4 coins in pokemon

caleb’s high-low
high: ff randomizer is back together?!?
low: d&d burnout

MOVIE – still breathing (1997) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120211)
caleb 4/10
rafe 4/10
SONGS – rafe and caleb are breathingyellowcard – breathing (ocean avenue 2003)
and I can feel you BREATHINGGGGG

NEXT MOVIE – george of the jungle (1997) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119190) AS IF IT WERE A PSYCHOLOGICAL THRILLER.
NEXT SONGS – rafe is monkeys and caleb is trees

North (1994)

rafe starts out this episode with some interesting info about whole foods, and then the gang quickly recaps their own lent escapades. caleb tells some pirate jokes and becomes the first pirate HR person. speaking of corporate america, caleb is job hunting! best of luck, dude! caleb is loving the weather while there are only air conditioning problems for rafe. in addition to THAT first world problem, rafe has another – dryer balls. for reals. caleb’s doing new d&d with jungles and dinos! rafe spent the weekend with little pony and training him how to grow up. KPJ is going to be a daddy!! and then rafe and caleb talk about the bruce willis movie this week, north. they did songs with directions in them, but more importantly they say bitch and all the rhyming words. #ThatBitchGotMeShitfaced. the giveaway was a royal disappointment so they’re extending it another episode!! next week, they’ll be watching bruce willis in color of night. caleb will be doing songs with colors rafe is night. don’t forget to GET FRISKY WITH THAT LIKE BUTTON on rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded February 20, 2018

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