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So, You Want to Plan a Party

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caleb had a busy week with old ellicott city, dudeomg top golf, randomizer samplings, and the suicide squad (don’t worry; no spoilers). but the best part is his huge rant about parties. it’s impressively ranty. rafe has been reading adult romance novels about ice planet barbarians by ruby dixon. it’s amazing. also some #bummersummer as always.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: supplements and doctor’s appt
low: everything is burning

caleb’s high-low
high: old ellicott city
low: family dog

HOT HOT TOPICS
– books: why are we scared of them, and how do they threaten muh freedom?
– have waldo and carmen sandiego ever been seen in the same place together?
– do cats report what they see us do back to anyone???
– do “step on me, mommy” and “step on me, daddy” have the same energy, or not?
– what’s your favorite fetish that you don’t personally have?
– backflips or fontflips, which do you think is harder, and which is more impressive to you?
– choose a hot topic. pay (1) unless other hot topics you control. then, shuffle the hot topic into your graveyard.
– gympie gympie trees… what the fuck nature, why you do this?
– is AI generated content the future of gaming?
– how many books does it take to fix the phantom menace?
– what the fk happened to game genies?
– why tell us the “real feel” in weather reports, it just makes me sadder
– what’s the worst pun you heard lately?
– who else wants snow right now?
– the 2021 game of the year boyfriend dungeon released today. what kind of weapon could you see yourself having a good time with?
– I made a salad, sliced a steak and put it on top. at what ratio of greens to meat does it cease to be a “a steak salad” and become “steak in a bowl with some mixed greens”
– what is the proper amount of notice for an emergency all staff meeting that should have been an email?
– how often do you check your email? how many notification channels do you have? (this is officially day 5, although I’ve had to work 7 days, is it vacation yet?)

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – malcolm x (1992) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104797)
caleb 7.5/10
rafe 5.5/10
SONGS – songs with X
the bens – XFIRE

NEXT MOVIE – much ado about nothing (1993) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107616)
NEXT SONGS – nothing battle

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Bummer Summer

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lots of talk about cancel culture, how fucked up activision blizzard has been, the best way to cook with heavy cream, rafe’s professional voice, the return of #75hard, caleb getting harassed by bugs, and please watch this about killing birds: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71gilEP4aJY

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: dentist compliment
low: I’M FAAAAAAAT

caleb’s high-low
high: run
low: gym panic

HOT HOT TOPICS
– all the gold metals given out in tokyo are made of chocolate!
– can we every really get beyond the thunderdome?
– why is caleb so awesome?
– pick a haircut for each other! one rule: you can’t tell caleb to shave the beard off.
– is it possible to throw someone a surprise party when he knows he’s turning 40?
– fuck blizzard and fuck activision
– who’s someone crazy that you’ve had to deal with this week?
– food is the best. what’s the most under-rated or obscure food combination that more people need to know about?
– what’s your favourite dumb reality competition show, bonus points if it’s cooking related
– was MXC the height of comedy and physical challenge?
– does this cactus need more water, more sunlight, or what? (stem is thinning, he used to be fat) [REPOT]
– do you prefer your lawyers with or without katanas? and would you trust a lawyer who can only weakly slap a table, or do they need to be able to pound the table with enough force to shake the room and make people cower in fear?
– when is #bummersummer going to end? I’ve had enough of this ride and would like to get off now. thanks. [NEVER HOW DARE YOU]
– what are the odds that caleb, after last weeks firm stance of having bought final fantasy way too many times already, still picks up the pixel remaster… oh wait never mind

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – ricochet (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102789)
caleb 4.75/10
rafe 3.75/10
SONGS – bouncing battle
sugarcult – bouncing off the walls

NEXT MOVIE – malcolm x (1992) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104797)
NEXT SONGS – songs with X

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It’s a Podcast

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this is a podcast.
lots of talk about ketchup, fizzy beef, caleb’s great trip, and rafe gets really angry at missouri republicans. also some #bummersummer stuff but not TOO much. maybe.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: city of heroes
low: missouri abortion bullshit

caleb’s high-low
high: philly
low: wake up! schedule!

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what should I get for lunch?
– why aren’t bananas sold in “one a day” packs, where a few are yellow/ripe but they gradually get more and more green as you go down the pack of 6… so that you always have a near ripe banana to eat each day?
– what’s should the minimum required ply-age be for toilet paper
– why can’t grocery stores standardize the units when ordering fruits/vegetables for a grocery pickup? sure, I put down 1 banana. how do you know if I want 1 bunch, 1 pound, or just 1 banana? also, why does it change every time I place an order
– RACING PIXEL REMASTER HYPE
– if it’s not a food podcast, what IS it?
– what does it take to qualify as a responsible adult?
– I’d ask why morning comes so early, but then I realized who I’d be asking.
– when does comfort become complacency?
– I need to ramble about things I love, can I find an app where I can just do that at appreciative people
– what would an AI have to do to get you to fall in love with it
– is the appetizer section of a menu at many restaurants just a full entree that happens to be in shareable pieces? if I want wings or chicken tendies, why are they appetizers and not entrees?
– why haven’t other retailers copied aldi’s shopping cart for a quarter policy?

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – mississippi masala (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102456)
caleb 6.75/10
rafe 5.5/10
SONGS – indian battle
“guleba” from “gulaebaghavali” feat. prabhu deva

NEXT MOVIE – ricochet (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102789)
NEXT SONGS – bouncing battle

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This is Not a Food Podcast

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sparkling water, coworker outing, blended corn soup, chubbyemu, AND CHEESE LOVE. and a little #BummerSummer

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: city of heroes
low: weight

caleb’s high-low
high: suit!
low: RIP mr. sermania

HOT HOT TOPICS
– top 5 kinds of cheese
– what is the best vehicle for cheese, something way more than the sum of its parts
– has anyone tried this and what were the results?
https://discord.com/channels/592469360925343782/592469360925343788/867466931018792981
– whose responsibility is it to clean the dryer lint trap: the last person to use the dryer or the next person?
– fromunda cheese?
– since today is national hot dog day, what’s the proper way to apply condiments to your dog? is it
bun -> condiments -> hotdog, or bun -> hotdog -> condiments
– can HR be competent? (theoretically, I mean)
– why is mac ‘n cheese the best vegetable? but more seriously, if I don’t want to make my own fries, what do I have with my (onion) borgor?
– I need some tips for how to broach the subject of “let me just get a pizza delivered so I can bury my face in it” with my office manager
– it has been zero days since someone asked if our medical office sold guns

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – mo’ better blues (1990) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100168)
caleb 6.5/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – favorite blues songs
janis joplin – piece of my heart

NEXT MOVIE – mississippi masala (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102456)
NEXT SONGS – indian battle

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