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Manual Manipulation

QUICK HITS
dengwoo is excited and also crying. co-op tournament going on with final fantasy randomizer so here we go again! hospital talk, hotel talk, tracking REAL races! speed gaming live may be in the future. https://sglive.speedgaming.org and go support our boy dengwoo on twitch! https://www.twitch.tv/dengwoo
we also learn about sexual behavior and the qake (cake) spell and what kind of cake is deng’s favorite. we also coach rafe on how to get more followers using a dildo. and also find a new word for runners #joggies

HIGH LOWS
deng’s high-low
high: part owner of company
low: gym lapse

rafe’s high-low
high: bobs gencon surprise
low: hoggle work death wombo combo

caleb’s high-low
high: buddy birthday
low: funk

HOT HOT TOPICS
– sexual/romantic teasing is a form of manipulation
– what surprising thing will turn up at trump’s residence at mar-a-lago that really shouldn’t be surprising at all? my guess: a gold-plated statue of a large penis labeled “the trump card” that is actually a replica of ron jeremy’s.
– hello deng
– what is the best kind of donut and why is it cake donut
– post-con depression is real
– cake?
– we know you are the QAKE boss (except against that one guy in ST), but are you also a CAKE boss? is it a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake?
– (image)
– woo and wheels is an amazing combo. what are your favorite combos of 1) people and 2) not people
– spooling urrors r kuhl.
– some people will surprise you with how hard they work.
– idk if anything could cheer me up today.

FALL IN LOVE

36. share a personal problem and ask your partner’s advice on how he or she might handle it.
deng dating help. rafe follower help. caleb speedrunning help.

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – find the lady (1976) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074532)
deng 2/10
caleb 2/10
rafe 3/10
SONGS – fixation
vice ft. jon bellion – obsession

NEXT MOVIE – the silent partner (1978) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078269)
NEXT SONGS – silent

Sunset (1988)

a delicious episode with the following topics and no edits!!
– hamilton rant – jefferson’s a DICK
– rafe’s dumb work sched
– themed dildos
– now that’s what I call kidz bop
– SPOOKTACULAR POLL
– bruce willis in sunset (1988)
– songs about sunsets!
– next week, bruce willis in death becomes her (1992)
– SPOOKTACULAR 2017 SONGS about DEATH
don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded October 19, 2017

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel

starting off with a bang, rafe brings light to freezer dildos. they talk thomas jane, the incredibles, and dying young. which prompts the conversation about supplements and dieting. rafe makes great excuses. caleb talks about his gastrointestinal situation and exercising. rafe keeps getting a scam call on her phone, and tells a story about a jogger friend. and loves compulsive liars. they talk palindromes and make rafe uncomfortable. brexit comes up – find out their interesting opinions. caleb has a lot of feelings about #adulting. they discuss the importance of extracurricular classes and what opportunities were given at their own schools. they watched alvin and the chipmunks: the squeakuel as their justin long movie. they have some thoughts about it. justin long has the best line in the movie, to be honest. they did women and men empowerment for their songs. also addams family values comes up for some reason. also man ass. also rafe pressures caleb into singing (you’re welcome). next week, the justin long movie is going the distance and songs are about long-distance relationships. rafe has a validation crisis about who listens to the podcast. #millennialing. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded June 28, 2016