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That is Assault

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banning gas stoves? what?! we got that victorian slang, that belated birthday wish, that belated christmas movie (NO SPOILERS) review, that angry rant about pierogi, and some buzzfeed stuff about ladles. also final fantasy randomizer and rafe and caleb fight about fighting.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: monkey island
low: work

caleb’s high-low
high: final fantasy randomizer
low: pierogi

HOT HOT TOPICS
– if you are a low level peon working in a financial role and they decide to just dump all the responsibility of the multi billion dollar companies 1099s on you are they confident in your abilities or looking for a scapegoat they can tie a rock to and watch drown then blame for all the companies failings?
– dani is the best, ever, of all time
– why can’t our species, like, hibernate?
– what’s the best way to handle a game of office-wide incompetence hot potato at our sister location? asking for a very angry bad cop office manager.
– why are people not afraid of being put through walls anymore? running your mouth has almost no consequences these days.
– how are you gonna tell someone that they can’t go on terminal leave, because they didn’t submit for it in time
– we recently purchased the shark version of a roomba. does that make us lazy?

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – dave thomas: the incredible time travels of henry osgood (1986) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2005191)
caleb 2/10
rafe 2.75/10
SONGS – time travel

NEXT MOVIE – armed and dangerous (1986) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090660)
NEXT SONGS – caleb is dangerous. rafe is armed

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Manual Manipulation

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dengwoo is excited and also crying. co-op tournament going on with final fantasy randomizer so here we go again! hospital talk, hotel talk, tracking REAL races! speed gaming live may be in the future. https://sglive.speedgaming.org and go support our boy dengwoo on twitch! https://www.twitch.tv/dengwoo
we also learn about sexual behavior and the qake (cake) spell and what kind of cake is deng’s favorite. we also coach rafe on how to get more followers using a dildo. and also find a new word for runners #joggies

HIGH LOWS
deng’s high-low
high: part owner of company
low: gym lapse

rafe’s high-low
high: bobs gencon surprise
low: hoggle work death wombo combo

caleb’s high-low
high: buddy birthday
low: funk

HOT HOT TOPICS
– sexual/romantic teasing is a form of manipulation
– what surprising thing will turn up at trump’s residence at mar-a-lago that really shouldn’t be surprising at all? my guess: a gold-plated statue of a large penis labeled “the trump card” that is actually a replica of ron jeremy’s.
– hello deng
– what is the best kind of donut and why is it cake donut
– post-con depression is real
– cake?
– we know you are the QAKE boss (except against that one guy in ST), but are you also a CAKE boss? is it a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake?
– (image)
– woo and wheels is an amazing combo. what are your favorite combos of 1) people and 2) not people
– spooling urrors r kuhl.
– some people will surprise you with how hard they work.
– idk if anything could cheer me up today.

FALL IN LOVE

36. share a personal problem and ask your partner’s advice on how he or she might handle it.
deng dating help. rafe follower help. caleb speedrunning help.

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – find the lady (1976) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074532)
deng 2/10
caleb 2/10
rafe 3/10
SONGS – fixation
vice ft. jon bellion – obsession

NEXT MOVIE – the silent partner (1978) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078269)
NEXT SONGS – silent

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The Dick Can Stay

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caleb and rafe both saw thor 4! they do spoilers from 10:30 to 20:30 so you can skip if you’d like. look at lauren boebert being fucking stupid and errol musk being fucking gross. good news, bone marrow transplant cured another person with HIV! caleb watched barry! caleb went to colonial willaimsburg and had a fun time. caleb is doing a final fantasy randomizer tournament with dengswoo! rafe misses bobs. rafe is having a great time twitch streaming monkey island and really appreciates everyone helping her out. what a great time! more great times to be had on the #RaHaCa discord! discord.gg/Fc6DUze

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: bobs visit
low: bobs leaving

caleb’s high-low
high: colonial williamsburg date nights
low: p90x no go

HOT HOT TOPICS
– who else needs a nap?
– why isn’t a magic 8ball the best way to make difficult life decisions?
– when can i return my body as a trade-in? maybe I should lease a new model? or do I just donate to some charity?
– how do some people manage to go through life thinking that Courtesy is just a funny 8 lettered C word that carries no meaning or recognition to themselves or others?
– why’s it always gotta be like that?
– what’s your favorite way to unwind and relax?
– if you could scream one thing at the top of your lungs from a mountain top for the whole world to hear what would it be?
– (in your best fake french accent) THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – tunnel vision (1976) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075357)
caleb 6.75/10
rafe 6.75/10
SONGS – rafe is vision caleb is tunnel
foreigner – double vision

NEXT MOVIE – the clown murders (1976) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072792)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is murder caleb is clown

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Okay

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caleb catches us up on his family trip with adventures of hide and seek and a lost personal item. rafe and caleb troubleshoot his bullshit smart TV and throat problems. rafe researches the wednesday frog meme (https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/it-is-wednesday-my-dudes) and could there be a new kink corner in the near future? we’ll see! also come join us on discord for music stuff and movie night! https://discord.gg/Fc6DUze

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: monkey island
low: covid

caleb’s high-low
high: family weekend
low: tv bullshit

HOT HOT TOPICS
– when playing the card game war, is it standard practice to shuffle after each run through the deck, or to pick up the discard pile as-is and go again?
– frogs
– childhood card games – and what’s the last card game you played?
– old-timey sayings just sound better than new stuff.
– why does the part in super size me, about parents not feeding their kids right, hit so hard?

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – class of ’44 (1973) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069888)
caleb 4.4/10
rafe 4.2/10
SONGS – class songs
inspired by swagmonstaflexx! chicago – class

NEXT MOVIE – it seemed like a good idea at the time (1975) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073181)
NEXT SONGS – bad idea

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