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SPOOKTACULAR 2024

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HAPPY SPOOKTACULAR 2024!!!! thank you for spending you halloween with us and celebrating our FIVE HUNDREDTH EPISODE!!! rafe is very drunk. caleb had a lot of stuff going on like dishwasher stuff, cooking SO MUCH, and his posessed PC. he heard about a point-and-click called PRIM and it seems pretty cool. check it out if you’re into that. but mostly just enjoy rafe being a very silly drunk and caleb drinking carrots.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: halloween hamhams
low: no costumes

calab’s high-low
high: cooking machine
low: computer issues

HOT HOT TOPICS
– I don’t like to pay to access my own money. the gas station down the street recently changed its atm so it is no longer in network for my bank. they now charge $1.50 for balance inquiries and $3.50 for a cash withdrawal. the location is convenient, but I have no intention of paying for that convenience.
– what are things you’ve done 500 times? addendum, is there anything that only you have done 500 times?
– is there a food and adult beverage that you enjoy specifically for halloween?
– what is the most unexplainable spooky thing that’s happened to you? do you swear up and down you’ve been in a haunted space? are you convinced you’ve had a “close encounter” with alien life? spotted a cryptid? fell upon a secret ritualistic cult in the woods?
– came home last night and my dog was hiding in the bathroom. she usually comes out to greet me and go potty. I had to force her outside and pee, so she didn’t go in the house. what ghost could scare a dog so badly they don’t want to go for walkies?
– how much halloween candy have your eaten this year before halloween?
– best halloween costume you’ve had?
– why is candy corn so divisive? people are either like “fuck yeah!” or “fuck no!”. it’s like the pineapple on pizza of sugary snacks
– is there something you are scared of or something that gives you the creeps? I don’t like porcelain dolls.

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – dirty girl (2010) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1107319)
caleb 7/10
rafe 7.75/10
MOVIE – marmaduke (2010) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1392197)
caleb 3/10
rafe 2.5/10
SONG – fear of the unknown
steve burns – unknown

NEXT MOVIE – the lincoln lawyer (2011) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1189340)
NEXT MOVIE – the sessions (2012) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1866249)
NEXT SONG – sex work

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SPOOKTACULAR 2021

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it’s time for SPOOKTACULAR 2021!!! we got some choice drinking rules from the discord buddies. feel free to drink along with us, in a responsible way, and if you’re of age.
drinking game rules:
– no cussing
– spooky rule
– never have I ever?
– everytime either of you say “umm” or “uhh”
– every time rafe mentions tinder, clarb takes a drink
– every time clarb mentions food, rafe takes a drink
– no saying DUDE

GO WATCH BRAD NEELY THIRTY GODDAMN DICKS https://youtu.be/l7iVsdRbhnc

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: not dead
low: food, too much

caleb’s high-low
high: braves made it to the world series
low: wombo combo annoyances

HOT HOT TOPICS
– is it bad form to eat all the good candy before halloween and leave the garbage for the trick or treaters. Please affirm my poor life choices
– has anyone ever had, or known someone to have, halloween candy with a razor blade in it or is this just some ridiculous conspiracy theory? if just a conspiracy theory, will the republicans claim biden is putting them in all candy this year?
– ITS RELEASE DAY AND IM STUCK AT WORK GOSH FREAKING DANG IT SO DANG DIDDLY INCONFRANKLYVENIENT SEND HELP AND MAYBE A STRAIGHTJACKET. FART.
– what is your favorite spooOOOoooky character from a video game?
– why don’t folks in the parts of the world that envy halloween try to be the change they want to see in the world?
– if you were a kid again, what would you dress as for halloween?
– will we ever see fizzle again or is he lost to the gundams
– will rafe ever play ffr or will her keto diet prevent that from ever happening?
– I’m forgetting how to fake happy. got any pointers?
– if your costume this year was based on your year so far what you be going as for halloween?
– if money were no object, is there a meal you could eat every day for the rest of your life and never tire of it? if so, what is

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – fallen (1998) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119099)
caleb 8/10
rafe 5.75/10
SONGS – falling fight
ben kweller – falling

NEXT MOVIE – the bone collector (1999) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0145681)
NEXT SONGS – BONE BATTLE

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rafe needs to watch ‘he’s just not that into you’ to get over beaucoup
she also took the bedding from the other bed to double up and make a weighted cocoon, then talks about a weird orchestra trip. things take a downward turn after that. caleb gets distracted by discord messages popping up. rafe rambles about lucasarts a bit, possibly with incorrect information. a bit of nerd talk with quoting world of warcraft and reminiscing, and why new WoW is a casual gamer’s nightmare. rafe has a special request for everyone about dick-sucking videos.

rafe’s high-low
high: visiting maryland
low: whiny boy

caleb’s high-low
high: job stuffs
low: domino’s pizza drama

rafe has some sexual revelations and it blows her mind for way too long… they talk a bit about their heavy drinking and their fantastic breakfast. rafe wants men to kiss each other in thunder in paradise. caleb quotes the youtube GI joe clips and rafe cannot handle her shit. rafe sings, so sorry about that. there’s a bit of talk about rafe’s dating life, her past, and also the outpost getting a second season!! also rafe’s vagina. #vaginashaming

MOVIES – ALL THREE thunder in paradises
thunder in paradise (1993) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0395284)
caleb (2nd place) 5.5
rafe (2nd place) 6.1
thunder in paradise II (1994) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0354109)
caleb (1st place) 6.5
rafe (1st place) 6.8
thunder in paradise 3 (1995) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0364064)
caleb (3rd place) 4.75
rafe (3rd place) 5.2
SONGS – character related – R.J. ‘Hurricane’ Spencer
songs with HURRICANES

NEXT MOVIE – santa with muscles (1996) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117550)
NEXT SONGS – character related – blake
caleb is lake and rafe is B songs

QUESTION!
15. what is the greatest accomplishment of your life?
caleb: making a positive impact in other people’s lives
rafe: her career. boring

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