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Mute (2018)

on this exciting episode, rafe and caleb get really drunk! rafe is in town so she’s in caleb’s dark, cold basement to record. rafe gets bent out of shape again and caleb calms her down. there’s an ace of base moment and also talk about drinking and broken pants and underwear. to bring things down a bit, rafe is concerned about uber’s self-driving car crash. then they do relationship good-news-bad-news. speaking of bad news, cambridge analytica, amirite?! there’s some food talk and the umbc upset. caleb nerds out about these awesome dice towers by dryad gaming. and some talk about classic porn sites and going down the dark path to cloppers. AND THEN A SURPRISE SHOWS UP!!!! they catch up about bests drinks, oscars, and dnd gaming. there’s some old humor about the pepper eating competition and caleb finally gets to share his good news about relationships. rafe and caleb took a week out of the bruce willis stint to celebrate sam rockwell in the movie this week, mute with songs about silence! next week, they’ll be watching bruce willis in four rooms (1995) and doing songs about silence. hey since it’s on netflix, why don’t you give it a watch and let them know what you think? don’t forget to ROUNDHOUSE KICK THAT LIKE BUTTON on rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded March 20, 2018

The Verdict (1982)

holy hell is rafe just getting louder each episode? is this some devious scheme of caleb’s to fuck with the success of the show?!? HASHTAG CONSPIRACY. the upside is rafe found the youtube video of animals be like… and also this awesome rap of a guy. caleb pressures rafe into drinking, then she gets kind of drunk and talks too much about everything. she talks about as you wish, then they discuss hot topics like NFL players kneeling, then there’s an excited moment regarding the kickstarter my brother, the time traveler, and rafe finally remembers stuff about high school and also some party habits. rafe brings up PB&J and caleb loses his shit. they talk about bruce willis’ movie, the verdict (1982). rafe does songs about innocence and caleb is guilty. next week, they’ll be watching bruce willis in the return of bruno (1987) and list songs about returns. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded September 26, 2017

Live Free or Die Hard

great show-opener with rafe doing some stuff to gary. caleb talks drunk snowdays and TP sandwiches with his roommate. lots of drinking and board games. rafe does training. fun word games using cody (casuals fame) and his nickname. they #potatoamovie and then laugh about a great reddit thread where they add “ing” to the end of movie titles. they discuss having nerdy shit on their walls. rafe talks apartments because her life is SUPER interesting. caleb suggests some horrible subreddits for rafe that are very nsfw. caleb read locke & key and has opinions about it and tells a bit about the story. they watched live free and die hard and rafe has many thoughts. caleb brings up and interesting idea related to john mcclane and the movie unbreakable. caleb also solves the water jug problem from die hard: with a vengeance (you’re welcome). they did songs that make you think about americaaaaaa. david bowie comes up again because of labyrinth and kanye. caleb has a tinder stalker. it’s getting pretty serious. next week, battle for terra and songs about EARTH. speaking of earth, how about some thoughtful conversation about independence day? also bill nye versus beakman. what do you think? don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded January 23, 2016

Dreamland

well, caleb’s drunk. he’s made some mistakes about tomorrow morning. btw, does rafe sound fuzzy? she sounds fuzzy. shia lebouf comes up, and his cannibalism. caleb is so trendy by watching call me lucky. he feels special about his relationship with barry crimmins. he talks cat fights and jesus, which reminds rafe about always sunny in philadelphia. caleb complains about a holiday party and has more drunken wisdom. rafe’s angry about work and caleb decides he’s going to come down with some horrible disease. mostly it’s caleb being drunk and having speech issues. btw, watch a very murray christmas. the justin long movie this time was dreamland! caleb likey. also songs about dreams… and land… bright place is about microbeads. yeah, but it’s really good news, promise. next movie is the break-up, with songs about breakups. clever girl. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded December 13, 2015

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