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Gonna Go Ahead and Push

QUICK HITS
remember that time caleb’s cat threw up on the show? and caleb discovered a new fruit called papaw. also twitch got hacked!
https://www.businessinsider.com/major-twitch-hack-breach-leak-source-code-streamer-payments-2021-10

caleb updates us on the wedding work and his bbq sauce and rub names. also weight gain. rafe rants about IT mini fridges, gary’s lovely rub name, dark kerse twitter love, and GO AHEAD AND.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: ginger art
low: open mouth, enter foot

caleb’s high-low
high: papaw
low: fast food migraine

HOT HOT TOPICS
– is 10 months an acceptable timeframe to have the rear glass in your vehicle repaired?
– should rice pudding not have raisins, or should it NOT HAVE RAISINS?!?!
– should twitch have raisins or not?
– are you able to pronounce “hot hot topic” and “cool beans” with a stoic expression? try it out!
– if you were a baseball player, what would your “walk-up” song be?
– if capn crunch can have oops! all berries, why can’t raisin bran have oops! all raisins?
– what’s the best way to win over gordon ramsay in a cooking competition and why is it a MURICAN FLAG MADE OUT OF ICING MY COUNTRY TIIIIIS OF THEE SWEET LAND OF LIIIBERTY
– which letter has committed the most war crimes and why is it the letter K?
– is my son’s principal secretly johnny sins? they are both bald and white, and I’ve never seen them in the same room together.

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – the preacher’s wife (1996) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117372)
caleb 4/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – wife fight
emery – after the devil beats his wife

NEXT MOVIE – he got game (19998) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0124718)
NEXT SONGS – game battle

Live Free or Die Hard

great show-opener with rafe doing some stuff to gary. caleb talks drunk snowdays and TP sandwiches with his roommate. lots of drinking and board games. rafe does training. fun word games using cody (casuals fame) and his nickname. they #potatoamovie and then laugh about a great reddit thread where they add “ing” to the end of movie titles. they discuss having nerdy shit on their walls. rafe talks apartments because her life is SUPER interesting. caleb suggests some horrible subreddits for rafe that are very nsfw. caleb read locke & key and has opinions about it and tells a bit about the story. they watched live free and die hard and rafe has many thoughts. caleb brings up and interesting idea related to john mcclane and the movie unbreakable. caleb also solves the water jug problem from die hard: with a vengeance (you’re welcome). they did songs that make you think about americaaaaaa. david bowie comes up again because of labyrinth and kanye. caleb has a tinder stalker. it’s getting pretty serious. next week, battle for terra and songs about EARTH. speaking of earth, how about some thoughtful conversation about independence day? also bill nye versus beakman. what do you think? don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded January 23, 2016

Jeepers Creepers 2

caleb brings up crossroads again because apparently whoever wrote is a pretty big deal. caleb was forced to watch grey’s anatomy and tries to recap a portion of the show and it may or may not be completely inaccurate. rafe complains about netflix and they play the interrupting game. it’s gets worse – caleb goes on a detailed explanation of playing world of warcraft. he also debates buying a wii-u. gary made a rap!!!! go listen to it! caleb continues to nerd out with the new star wars movies, mostly rogue one. he’s back up and running with dude watches for the leftovers, something rafe will never see because she doesn’t have hbo. they talk about jeepers creepers 2 and rafe tries her best to stay on track but she gets a little stupid. supernatural comes up again, because it makes everything better. caleb nitpicks. enjoy. songs are about part two or seconds. they laugh about key & peele because who wouldn’t… and prepare your buttholes: there are THREE bright places. next week will be raising genius and songs about being smart AND RAFE AND CALEB WILL BE IN THE SAME ROOM. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded October 6, 2015

Just Rafe and Caleb

caleb and rafe go through tinder men profiles and try to create a more douchey profile for caleb. rafe and caleb both can’t pronounce “français” but it was probably spelled incorrectly on that tinder profile? yeah that’s why. not because they’re stupid americans. huge thank you to gary who has been our super marketeer across the pond!!! in other news, rafe talks about her conversation with jake stormoen and adam johnson while they were on set for miracle maker. but hey, DRAGON WARRIORS is still making progress which is good news! caleb does his awesome dean winchester impression while complaining about the sam rockwell movie, happy hell night. they continue complaining about shows and finally get around to their songs about hell. rafe says fun too much. fuck you, caleb. next week, matchstick men and songs about fire. SOON – new actor since they’re running out of sam rockwell movies. you can guess on twitter. tag us! rafe’s bright places are about tabrizi’s passing on restaurant weekend to feed the homeless and jetblue getting free books to kids in DC with the campaign soar with reading. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow rafe or caleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded July 9, 2015