Tag Archive for fourth of july

Bearassic Park

QUICK HITS
just a reminder that the supreme court sucks, and republicans are trying to scare americans into thinking that undocumented aliens are voting (spoilers, they’re not).

caleb had a great time with his nephew, mom, and the scientist in frederick and DC. there was a candy mishap, but that also created something magical. caleb tried old bay goldfish crackers and played a TON of different card games, like spades and hearts! rafe tried balsamic vinegar & salt chips. what a great food experience! and rafe is obsessed with pokemon go again, FOR NOW. pokemon go has added quite a few fun things since last time she played.

also don’t forget to enjoy CALEB RACING – final fantasy randomizer food race! july 21st.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: balsamic vinegar chips
low: heatwave

calab’s high-low
high: july fourth
low: chocolate ruination

HOT HOT TOPICS
– when you were a kid, which dinosaur did you think could totally beat the others in a fight?
– my son, who is ten, likes the jurassic world movies better than the jurassic park movies. am I parenting him wrong?
– this is a very basic hht, but the mention of silversun pickups in the other thread made me think to ask – who are 3 musical acts you’d each pick who are VASTLY underrated or forgotten by the zeitgeist?
– the bathroom at work is in the middle of the building. it is like a faraday cage so there is no cell phone service or wifi available while doing your business. should I start bringing magazines to work?
– did you ever get all your assorted dino nuggies, dino tots (or other potato based food fried in the shape of a dino) and your flinstones vitamins dinos all together and have a massive dinosaur laser fight?
– real talk: what’s your favourite dinosaur? (you have one. don’t lie)
– you’re in charge of building an amusement park where – like ya boi john hammond – you’ve spared no expense. what’s the theme?

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – JURASSIC PARK 3 (2001) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0163025/)
caleb 6/10
rafe 6/10
SONG – dinosaurs
ke$ha – dinosaur

NEXT MOVIE – state & main (2000) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120202/)
NEXT SONG – states

Farewell to Candy

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it’s the final john candy movie. not a horrible ending to a career, but sad it had to end so quickly. we have a new actor! guess who it is?!! you’ll have to listen to the podcast or join the discord. caleb talks about an upcoming visitor, rage has the owies, and there’s some talk about the fourth of july and affirmative action. did we check all the boxes? probably.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: bear art stream
low: tummy hurts

caleb’s high-low
high: kid visit excitement
low: speeding ticket

HOT HOT TOPICS
– where did all my thumbdrives go? I had like 5 and now… nothing!
– who is our new actor? and.. omg its the rock with a steel chair!!!
– the 4th of july is still the greatest american holiday.
– what is john candy’s movie that holds up best? main/major actor movie, not the bit parts
– if john candy had a candy made for him, what would it be? chocolate? hard candy? taffy? what flavor?
– how do I redeem these bonus points? is there a catalog? do I get to pick from rafes pile of random junk?
– if you could travel back in time to witness one historical event, what event would you visit and why?
– is it necessary in this day and age to have friends who specialize in finding that one meme you can’t quite lay your hands on?
– have a bathroom network: knowing where there is a safe and clean bathroom near you when you are out and about running errands and whatnot is something no one should underestimate.
– did you ever watch the john candy cartoon series camp candy?

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – canadian bacon (1995) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109370)
caleb 4.5/10
rafe 4.25/10
SONGS – breakfast
cisco houston – beans bacon gravy

NEXT MOVIE – the bad guys (2022) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8115900)
NEXT SONGS – bad guys