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Her Mask Rash

QUICK HITS
the week was “fine.” caleb has some new about house stuff, bread, spiderman, and food. rafe has been tasked with actually dating, is excited about gifts which is weird, they go through their lenten requirements, and do kinks starting with W! also rafe wants people to send stuff for caleb to read aloud… let’s get weird with the hot hot topics!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: kaldaka gifts
low: work

caleb’s high-low
high: bed get
low: sourdough starter

HOT HOT TOPICS
– why do people insist on the term “hydration” when everyone’s still using anything BUT water to do that? wouldn’t “internal moisturizing” fit better?
– would you rather have soft hands and calloused feet or soft feet and calloused hands?
– where do you draw the line?
– why does the phrase “internal moisturizing” do the things it does to me?
– how important is the “mystery” part in a murder mystery? wouldn’t it be super awesome if all characters in a murder mystery knew all things at all times including who did it but apparently not the specific spot they’re standing in at that moment in time? would this show be considered a speedrun?
– what makes you happy when it happens in february? me? IT’S FUCKING 72° OUTSIDE!
– if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck but doesn’t swim like a duck, what is the likelihood that it is a duck
– why is fizzle calling me out for still being a duck? QUACK
– why is sloth one of the 7 deadly sins, but sloths are the chillest animals out there?
– when people say you’re only as old as you feel, why doesn’t that apply to things like the drinking age?
– what do you yell at young people when you don’t have a lawn for them to get off of?
– is using filters on food pics and dating sites a cheat code? should people who use filters be put on their own separate “cheater island”?
– bacon: crispy or soft?
– how many toppings are too many on a NY style thin-crust pizza?
– which are the best adventure games (of the point and click variety)? the only one I am super familiar with is Maniac mansion, even though I have played others.

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – her (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1798709)
caleb 8/10
rafe 7.1/10
SONGS – her songs
hootie & the blowfish – let her cry

NEXT MOVIE – american hustle (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1800241)
NEXT SONGS – hustle songs

Rock the Kasbah & Extraction

“good skin is for hookers and potatoes”

rafe’s stuffed with thanksgiving goodness so she doesn’t feel like writing a post. some highlights of this episode:

/r/boneappletea

the appearance https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6857040

https://comicbook.com/marvel/2018/11/09/avengers-4-titles-mcu-quotes-memes

MOVIE 1 – rock the kasbah (2015) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3164256)
caleb 5.5/10
rafe 6/10

MOVIE 2 – extraction (2015) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4382872)
(sean astin was in the 2013 extraction)
caleb 3/10
rafe 3.2/10

SONGS – rafe is competing, caleb is taking things out

NEXT MOVIE 1 – precious cargo (2016) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4651410)
NEXT MOVIE 2 – marauders (2016) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3963816)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is pirates and caleb is mail

don’t forget to EYE-FUCK THAT LIKE BUTTON on rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded November 13, 2018