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An Exciting Dystopian Future

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QUICK HITS
rafe played switch for the first time! she’s car shopping! the world is ending! more heat!
caleb’s worried about beans. but hey, guardians of the galaxy 3 was good (no spoilers).

fingers crossed mifepristone stays available to those that need it! fuck you, u.s. district judge matthew kacsmaryk! we think you suck and you shouldn’t hold a position of power. =^_^=

apparently desantis signed some horrifying bills (let’s not forget his attack on pregnant people where he banned abortions after SIX. WEEKS.), where people are not allowed to choose their own pronouns in school, and must use the bathrooms matching their assigned-at-birth sex in all government buildings. what the everlasting fuck, dude?

some good news, the supreme court didn’t block the illinois ban on assault weapon sales! there’s an appeal, of course.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: easter weekend
low: food going bad

caleb’s high-low
high: good weekend – guardians of the galaxy 3
low: chili gone wrong

HOT HOT TOPICS
– which traditionally domesticated animal do you think would be most capable of operating a gundam
– jury duty gets a bad reputation—people find it to be a burden. I find it fascinating and honestly wish I could be on a jury more frequently.
– why do I always forget about the post-travel crash until all that accumulated exhaustion haymakers me?
– why do people truncate perfectly good words? especially when the “abbreviation” is longer than the word? looking at you mr and mrs hundy p. perf, www, and other silliness
– is wegman’s overhyped? many people think it is the best grocery store ever; is it that great?
– top 3 sandwiches, of all time.
– not enough friends of the show are posting pics of what they are eating in food-hall-of-shame
– where the fuck can I move that isn’t turning into the exact dystopian nightmare I’ve been warning people about for decades. and how many more times can I be told “calm down. they’d never do that.”

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – JFK (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102138)
caleb 5/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – murder!
skrillex – kill everybody

NEXT MOVIE – only the lonely (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102598)
NEXT SONGS – lonely

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2022 Year End Review

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QUICK HITS
this episode has everything. holiday concert reviews, hip problems, coffee and water obsessions, and the movies you should definitely watch for the season: guardians of the galaxy christmas specia, muppet christmas carol (with extra song), and home alone.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: SWAGMASS #teamRIB
low: the weekend

rafe’s 2022 high-low
high: twitch streamer
low: covid

caleb’s high-low
high: muppet christmas carol
low: hip

caleb’s 2022 high-low
high: strong marriage
low: father passing away

HOT HOT TOPICS
– the classic xmas movies – are they really that classic or is nostalgia just super heavy this time of year?
– as crappy as things can be, we aren’t completely boned.
– nah, we’re completely boned.
– I wish to see our government grow a few braincells and realize that a life insureance policy that is focused on making sure your family can put you in the ground without having to beg on social media is not a money gaining scheme and stop screwing over folks who require gov aid to live.
– in the long line of “good ideas” where do you put “coming to the ugly christmas sweater themed christmas party in a skimpy dress and loudly complaining that the person you want to sexually harass isn’t there”?
– how do you survive being one of like three sober people at a company christmas party?
– “elf” is getting worse and worse on how it holds up. back in the day as a kid it was the bomb. but it’s started becoming cringe more and more as the years go by.
– how is it somehow everyone elses fault but yours when youmake the choice to NOT read the packet of info detailing the $40 monthly payment you just signed up for and suddenly you realize that there are problems with it?
– 2022 was a year full of really shitty things that happened. it also was the year in which I experienced some of the best moments of my entire life. formal request for 2023, more of the latter, less of the former. pretty please and thank you.
– if you can’t beat them, why would you join them? that just sounds like bad philosophy. imagine if hitler won ww2.

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE SPECIAL FOR CHRISTMAS!!!
MOVE – home alone (1990) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099785)
caleb 9/10
rafe 9/10
SONGS – rafe is alone; caleb is home
neutral milk hotel – gardenhead / leave me alone
even mentions snow!

NEXT MOVIE – the canadian conspiracy (1985) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0285470)
NEXT SONGS – canadian artists
next ep, 2022 favorite song!

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Losing Weight Stinks (Like This Movie)

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good god, rafe is loud at the beginning of this podcast. RIP, headphone users. there are some new subreddits you should follow! rafe talks a bit about hair and caleb has an interesting fact about cats. then haircuts from the ’90s and guardians of the galaxy 2 (but no spoilers, no worries). caleb recaps his week, including job searching and dating. they talk a bit about the weight loss competition and actually set a date. then caleb has a bellybutton crisis. then a LOT more talk about weight loss. like, a lot. apologies. they watched alan rickman in perfume – NOT SNOW CAKE HAHA SUCKERS YOU THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO WATCH SNOW CAKE. they did songs about smells and murder. next week, they’ll be watching alan rickman in nobel son and doing songs about sons. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded May 23, 2017

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Rafe is a Bad Mom

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kielbasa and kraut and bread! off to a delicious start. but then… sad times, as a great musical artist has passed away. this swings the discussion to people dying, how to be a good person, and the impending void. then… more food. and also how horrible rafe would be as a mother. oh and gary showed rafe a cool trailer for okja. then they talk about the movies, and how to go to the movies… very strong opinions here. speaking of opinions, they watched alan rickman (barely) in harry potter and the goblet of fire. they battled songs about cups and fire. near the end, they talk about losing weight again. next week, they’ll be watching alan rickman in snow cake and doing songs about sweets. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded May 18, 2017

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