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Wiggly Fingers

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QUICK HITS
vine compilations and wiggly fingers. the word of the week is LACHESISM. there’s a lot of talk about roommates and viral videos. come back in time with us!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: new doctor
low: confusion at work

caleb’s high-low
high: pulled pork sandwiches
low: adobe

HOT HOT TOPICS
– on a scale of 9.9-10, how dope was rich’s fit for his interview?
– in roommates, how could the writers have the audacity to 180° on the comedy, and give us big feels? tears were not on the menu.
– I once had a roommate who moved out while I was at work and stiffed me for $1500. do you have any bad roommate stories?
– what’s your opinion of a geoduck
– would you pay eleven bucks a pound for peeled oranges? wegmans seems to think that people will. and I’m sure people will buy them.
– I had a roommate in college who kept saying he was going to have sex with someone in my bed. should I have washed my bedsheets every night to be safe?
– I got really sick once and the woman who was my roommate at the time cleaned me up, helped me change, cleaned up the mess, and even called my employer to let them know I wouldn’t be working the next day. she went above and beyond what is expected of a roommate.

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – roommates (1995) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114296)
caleb 7/10
rafe 6.5/10
SONG – vine songs
a-ha take on me

NEXT MOVIE – tall tale (1995) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111359)
NEXT SONG – rafe is tall, caleb is tale

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I’d Rather Eat Cheese

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the dolphins ARE DYING. people actually believe a conspiracy theory about zombies?! caleb made some awesome indian rice with tomatoes. please, for the love of your body, get a general practitioner for your goddamn health.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: keto donuts/chaffles
low: hospital

caleb’s high-low
high: oktoberfest
low: pee everywhere

HOT HOT TOPICS
– we often over-saturate our language with violent themes or words, ie ‘we killed it’ when doing a great job. what are some great alternatives to everyday violent language/phrases?
– should I really stay up late to get work done when I could sleep and be happy but get yelled at the next day?
– where were you and what were you doing when the FEMA emergency test alert went off?
– studies have shown that people tend to believe the hollywood version of forensic science. these preconceptions could cause problems when selected for a jury. innocent people could be wrongly convicted due to jurors’ misconceptions and guilty people could be acquitted for similar reasons.
– pluckers two hottest flavors of wings are homicide and suicide. what is your name for the hottest wing sauce flavor?
– why am I being attacked by zombies? did the 5g vaccines get to everyone? how do I survive this apocalypse?

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – homicide (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102048)
caleb 4/10
rafe 4/10
SONGS – rafe is religion and caleb is murder
depeche mode – personal jesus

NEXT MOVIE – shadows & fog (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105378)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is shadows and caleb is fog

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Body Shaming Coins

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the perfect productivity app doesn’t exist. $1.6bil mega millions was claimed in florida. bob menendez (NJ senator democrat) accepted bribes from egypt an blocked passing of a law that would have strengthened regulations of foreign influence/lobbying in DC. what a piece of shit. but at least there are BEAR CAMS. https://explore.org/livecams/brown-bears/river-watch-brown-bear-salmon-cams

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: rukusan bear cam
low: chest pain

caleb’s high-low
high: baseball 40-40 club
low: the scientist bummer day

HOT HOT TOPICS
– shaving every day for work is a bummer.
– how many inappropriate things have I said to either of you? context: I’m going to rehab in 2 weeks, literally, I may not remember things I’ve said to either of you
– is it finally time we did away with the penny?
– should we get rid of the paper dollar and switch to a one dollar coin?
– looking out for your best interests is peramount. however, it doesn’t hurt to sacrifice for others every once in a while.
– why is everyone still struggling despite such great economic indicators? (hint, its corporate greed)
– if you could.change one thing about your podcast partner, what would it be? be creative!
– what’s a strongly held opinion you have changed?

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – things change (1988) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096259)
caleb 6.5/10
rafe 6.5/10
SONGS – change
ben folds five – don’t change your plans

NEXT MOVIE – homicide (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102048)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is religion and caleb is murder

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Instant Butt

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QUICK HITS
alien ISN’T REAL?!! how does your social battery charge? couples cooking class with a celebrity! partying at the church! and of course, sneaking around in shopping malls.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: keto strong
low: on call while streaming

caleb’s high-low
high: weightloss
low: dizzy

HOT HOT TOPICS
– why is today not my day? ferris had a day off and it looked amazing. when is weirdos day off?
– miiiight be related. what’s the worst wardrobe issue you’ve had to deal with?
– what am I gonna do for biweekly entertainment when the last gasps of crypto finish their inevitable and hilarious implosion? I just don’t think AI can fill that gap, y’know?
– the amount of training I have to do for this job is ridiculous. why couldn’t I just get an easier job that paid more
– is it wrong to “accidentally” open my car door a little too far when my neighbor parks their car this close?
– the entire situation with unity. they made the slay the spire devs make a public announcement that revealed a new project and it ended with “we have never made a public statement. this is how badly you fucked up”

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – house of games (1987) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093223)
caleb 5.5/10
rafe 6/10
SONGS – scam
TLC – case of the fake people

NEXT MOVIE – things change (1988) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096259)
NEXT SONGS – change

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