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Men’s Health Edition

QUICK HITS
caleb has a guest! it’s retrotainmnt, aka furybox, aka the talkative man we all want to know more about. don’t forget to follow the cutest corgi around on instagram: @16bitcorgi

HIGH LOWS
josh’s high-low
high: presidents day
low: garage clutter

caleb’s high-low
high: mom moving to NJ
low: feeling like shit

HOT HOT TOPICS
– which is better—half off valentine’s day candy on february 15th or half off halloween candy on november 1st?
– ever buy something from a hot topic?
– what is the sexiest accent?
– where in the world is carmen san diego?
– if it was the end of the world, and you could choose one last meal – what would it be?
– with the first version of the ai video generator sora, how doomed are we all?
– rollercoasters or water slides?
– has to explain snowshoes today. what’s something you know about but not today’s youts? cultural references work too

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – down periscope (1996) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116130)
josh: 6.5/10
caleb: 6.5/10
SONG – down

NEXT MOVIE – fargo (1996) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116282)
NEXT SONG – police!

Rafe Reads the News

QUICK HITS
rafe reads the news and woah. greek train wrecks and other bad news. good news though, related to RSV vaccines, we got a surprise visit!? and more good news, caleb watched a cooking youtube video that was real bad. https://youtu.be/FBQ9uCMITTc

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: party bear
low: window

caleb’s high-low
high: productive
low: not really?

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what’s the modern equivalent of “fuck you and the horse you rode in on”?
– yoda was wrong. there is such a thing as trying.
– covers of songs, or the original. which is better?
– inflation has gotten ridiculous. $4 for a single slice of pizza at wegman’s is too much.
– with the success of cocaine bear and winnie the pooh: blood and honey, can we expect the next movie to be care bears: cult of the forsaken?
– who would win in a fight: cocaine bear or meth gator?
– an average person could win the event assault in american gladiators. an average person has zero chance of winning breakthrough and conquer.
– I would love to own one of the atlasphere “hamster balls.” yes, I summoned my inner deadpulse for this one.
– how should we deal with students/coworkers who show up but don’t do ANY of the stuff they’re supposed to the whole day other than cause problems?
– you’re stuck in a room for 6 hours. no phone, no sleeping, must stay alert and watchful. how do you pass the time?

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – hot to trot (1988) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095326)
caleb 9/10
rafe 7.75/10
SONGS – horse songs
asaf avidan – lost horse

NEXT MOVIE – who’s harry crumb? (1989) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098645)
NEXT SONGS – crumblies

Rage Never Changes

QUICK HITS
rafe is so angry. about stupid politicians. fuck them. caleb had a great weekend, though, and they both reminisce about TV dinners in the 1980’s and 1990’s. there’s also a hot water update. and also caleb visited the fly ace brewery in virginia. so many things happening. especially rage.

shakespearean phrase! https://wewererogue.tumblr.com/post/187830447596/compilation-of-shakespearean-insults
word of the week! https://www.mypigradio.com/some-of-the-best-words-literally-ever/

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: kibun healthy noodles
low: phone project

caleb’s high-low
high: hot water
low: shots shots shots

HOT HOT TOPICS
– how long should I wait before exercising my right as a historian to speak ill of the dead? ’cause there’s a lot of dead I’m itching to speak ill of.
– what do you consider “living your best life” and why is it “in line at mod pizza in pajama pants waiting to order because the drive thru you went to was no longer accepting cards and you’re not going home without food”
– what do you do if you’re a part of a multi-team effort that doesn’t go well, multiple teams are clearly at fault, and you own up to your team’s part of the fault, but the other teams refuse to take responsibility for their misses? is it burn down the building? because it’s starting to look like a viable solution.
– positive affirmations from a random stranger increase my mood/productivity. positive affirmations from my supervisor make me want to kick his teeth in.
– airplanes not being wheelchair accessible is absolute bullshit. someone fix this shit, this bitch has travel needs

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – the blues brothers (1980) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080455)
caleb 8/10
rafe 5.5/10
SONGS – the blues
nat king cole – st. louis blues (1958 movie)

NEXT MOVIE – double negative (1980) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080656)
NEXT SONGS – double negatives (ain’t no; don’t know nothin)

Is It In?

QUICK HITS
whelp, it’s the week of the united states presidential election 2020 and everything is going to shit. caleb ate rubberbands, killed a household appliance, his teeth can’t even feel anything, but halloween was good shit. rafe is excited about mandalorian season two and caleb is excited about twilight zone. dani was gracious enough to pick the letter O for kink corner, too! other than that, just lots of angry ranting about the broken system in america.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: halloween with the glamper
low: politics

caleb’s high-low
high: vacay
low: oven broke

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what’s your go to anxiety/stress food today? mine is a chicken bacon sandwich and onion rings.
– how fucking cool is it we can still communicate with the voyager satellites?
– how old were you when you realized “jiggawatts” was supposed to be “gigawatts” in back to the future?
– what’s the best way to use schrodinger’s fucking database of knowledge that simultaneously is always and never fucking correct depending on whatever the fucking dipshit email chain says and how many fucking times should I reference “you told me specifically to do it this way” before it fucking sticks
– is “two laptops on a table facing each other, one with a doctor on skype and the other with a patient on skype” the future of medicine? (we literally just set this up for a patient encounter)
– is it ever ok to quit someone else’s job for them if you’re absolutely sure it’s in their best interest?
– how much olive oil is too much? I put olive oil on everything and go through about a half litre a week. my wife thinks it gross/weird that I like to drink it straight from a glass, but I’m like greek or something, so I think she might just be doing a racism.
– what two pieces of furniture would make the best porno together? in other words, what two pieces of furniture should fuck?
– rubes has spent way too much time thinking about chairs fucking.

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – miss pettigrew lives for a day (2008) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0970468)
caleb 7.5/10
rafe 7.5/10
SONGS – rafe is day and caleb is living
fred astaire – night & day

NEXT MOVIE – doubt (2008) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0918927)
NEXT SONGS – no doubt war

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