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My Body is a Motel Six

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up and up bandages fucking suck! caleb worries about his back, talks baseball, and a bit on d&d. rafe asks too many questions and has added even MORE words of the week!?!? also twitchcon injuries in the twitchcon 2022 foam pit, yikes.

hope everyone is taking care of themselves. drink your water, do your stretches, high-five people, &c.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: lashes walk
low: a mess

caleb’s high-low
high: double d&d
low: cyst/bandages

HOT HOT TOPICS
– why does amazon insist on sending you ‘resealable packaging’ bags but then always put the nearly indestructable shipping label over the perferated tear here point so that you can retain the bag for returns?
– how hot is too hot? 100°, 90°, 80°
– how late do you prefer your doctor: 1 hour, 1.5 hours, or 2.5 hours?
– when you run out of PTO why doesnt the work place offer UPTO. like i feel miserable, talking makes it worse and that is my job, why cant i take the time off and not be paid and not be reprimanded for being ill?
– why do beds have to be so comfy 24/7?
– why is everybody ignoring me and my dog pictures? do you think it has something to do with the office network being down and everybody scrambling to come up with ways to do their jobs without access to health records for the 24 patients waiting to see us this morning? or am I just being discriminated against?
– when is a time you’ve been backstabbed at work, or which one hurt the worst (e.g. one of the reasons I enjoy working alone (so I can backstab myself??))
– would you rather have a bunch of short dates with different people, or fewer longer dates with the same person?
– how much is too much to spend on anything disney… and is there a cap?
– why does everything discriminate against single people? food packages, cruise pricing, 2 for 1 deals, etc. holidays, commercials. where’s my half priced solo cabin in the woods with one steak and on dessert? whens my holiday?
– on a lighter, less ragey note… whats your favorite weird holiday? e.g. national red velvet waffle day, national chicken nacho week, etc.
– why does puberty twice sound like a band name?
– what is it about being bad that increases longevity? why is it that only the good die young?
– what’s the benefit to having children, besides free labor and beer retrieval?

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – national lampoon’s vacation (1983) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085995)
caleb 2/10
rafe 3/10
SONGS – vacation

NEXT MOVIE – going berserk (1983) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085603)
NEXT SONGS – berserk

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Puberty Two

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rafe is taking care of herself and caleb is mad about clothes. but there were some good times at g&m and the office in maryland. also a word of the week and a shakespeare quote!
hope everyone is taking care of themselves. drink your water, do your stretches, high-five people, &c.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: HOT DOGS
low: email chains

caleb’s high-low
high: ren faire
low: armpits & shoes

HOT HOT TOPICS
– it has been [4] days since we fired someone for taking nude selfies in the bathroom.
– what is your favorite trash movie? bad but you still love it anyway
– how early is too early to start a fight you proceed to lose badly?
– aaaahhhhh I’m moving this weekend AHHHHHHHH
– pumpkin things or apple things for autumn?
– would it be better to live in a fantasy world or a sci-fi world?
– do you have your realID or passport yet?
– is rafe posting these hot, hot topics as a way of low-key expressing her disappointment in us for not coming up with any?
– how do I email a permanent warm hug
– giving people what they want is much harder than giving them what they don’t want, and they get even more mad when you do
– who is the best disney villain?
– have you ever been truly satisfied? either with something you did, or something someone else did for you

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – heavy metal (1981) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082509)
caleb 3/10
rafe 3.5/10
SONGS – heavy metal songs
beartooth – in between

NEXT MOVIE – national lampoon’s vacation (1983) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085995)
NEXT SONGS – vacation

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Laws Are Threats

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rafe freaks out about politics and caleb brings it up even more!! POLITICAL CORNER BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP. also HOA’s are a sham. but hey, we got insults? new word of the week? yes, please.
https://wewererogue.tumblr.com/post/187830447596/compilation-of-shakespearean-insults
https://www.mypigradio.com/some-of-the-best-words-literally-ever

hope everyone is taking care of themselves. drink your water, do your stretches, high-five people, &c.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: chilly day
low: stoner neighbor

caleb’s high-low
high: baseball tickets
low: fuckin’ HOA

HOT HOT TOPICS
– do you or someone you know suffer from butt migraines
– how do you handle an insubordinate subordinate? I want the best and worst ways lol.
– why do people ask for help with something, and then immediately shut you down when you start trying to help?
– why didn’t you help me? I asked you
– since its wednesday, who qualifies as your dude
– why would fortune 50 company with 100k employees have a heavily used data server with only 32 GB of RAM?
– command master chief at defense language institute gets fired, and reduction in rank, for sexually harrassing/assaulting at least 2 of his subordinates. your thoughts on upper level management finally being held accountable for their actions?

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – double negative (1980) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080656)
caleb 1.5/10
rafe 2.1/10
SONGS – double negatives (ain’t no; don’t know nothin)
bill withers – ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone

MOVIE – stripes (1981) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083131)
caleb 5/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – stripes
fruit stripes gum

NEXT MOVIE – heavy metal (1981) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082509)
NEXT SONGS – heavy metal songs

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Bobs is Definitely Not Hitler (feat. Bobs_and_Ravines)

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bobs_and_ravines just got a new PC! we’re excited he’ll get to stream on console and PC so go follow him now on twitch. gotta get him to 5K followers ASAP. https://twitch.tv/bobs_and_ravines

we learned a lot about bobs_and_ravines, played several rounds of willyoupressthebutton.com, and generally fucked around to find out. skipped the john candy movie this week since caleb wasn’t on. bobs will be streaming weekend mornings around 8am or 9am USA central time. come hang out and watch him do apex stuff and MTG arena. https://twitch.tv/bobs_and_ravines

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: wednesdays from home
low: temperatures in the 90’s

bobs’ high-low
high: wonderful relationship
low: covid scare

HOT HOT TOPICS
– are the signals strong tonight?
– youtube food videos are probably some of the most entertaining content on the platform
– why is owning a desktop so much better than a laptop? (in most cases)
– everyone talks about the difficult things they’d do for the ones they love, but what’s the most tedious thing you’d do for the ones you love?
– what’s the best way to prove those catty office bitches wrong about how annoying you are and why is it “making an entire second office hate you because you won’t stop shouting your way into other people’s conversations just to derail them and make them about you”?
– ted lasso has been added to FIFA’23. what other fictional sports figure needs added to the next edition of a video game like madden, NBA jam, etc?

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