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Penis Paralysis

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rafe had a lot of adventures today, including shoveling, starting lent, and getting a valentine’s day present from kaldaka. also she laughs way too much at nicholas brendon’s dick injury. https://www.cinemablend.com/television/2562970/buffy-star-wont-comment-on-joss-whedon-until-surgery-for-penis-paralysis-is-complete
BEST QUOTE: “my anus is kinda paralysed and so is my penis, which is weird. I gotta sit down to piss because I don’t know if I’m shitting or pissing. it’s crazy. good times is what I say.”
caleb also had a busy week, with konmari tidying up, floor planning, finishing his first anime, kid talk, wedding prep, and sourdough bread. joss whedon and rush limbaugh also get poked a bit.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: orgasms, mostly. also keto.
low: trying to decide a future

caleb’s high-low
high: vaccine shots, the future
low: feeling like shit

HOT HOT TOPICS
– speed running is all fun and good but why when I climax in a record time and stop the timer my partner is irritated with me? a new personal best should be celebrated no?
– when can we start getting vehicle designs inspired by anime and can we start with the steam powered trike made out of a boat with backup gas engine for turbo boosts.
– kaldaka’s secret hot hot topics: so poop what’s the deal with it I mean I know poo is also bad but :poop: is fine even though I have to type poop to bring it up. this may have been covered in a past podcast but ain’t nobody got time for that. sooo what’s the deal rafe? why does it grind your gears?
– will the snow stop?
– there should be no hot topics this week in the interest of conserving what little warmth we have available, be it physical or metaphorical
– would you ever go to a seattle sounders soccer game and hold up a sign declaring your love for sounding?
– if you call in to cancel your phone service, would you rather the rep cancel your service immediately or try their hardest to keep you?
– if rafe hates caleb, what does caleb hate? and would rafe hate it as well?
– cold, cold topic: why did rafe let all the cold weather get past her and end up in texas? I didn’t want 18″ of snow. it’s yours, take it back!
– favorite activities for no power, no water, cold outside. no other humans involved. asking for a meat popsicle.
– is a shower in ice water ever worth it?

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – man of steel (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0770828)
caleb 5/10
rafe 5.5/10
SONGS – steel fight
galantis – steel

NEXT MOVIE – her (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1798709)
NEXT SONGS – her songs

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Parking Wars

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valentine’s day, UGH. but hey they got a themed kink, the letter V! how fun. caleb is in a lot of pain, rafe is very loud and angry, and they talk about food. A LOT. enjoy these #RaHaCa moments while they last.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: tiktok followers
low: parking spot

caleb’s high-low
high: italian market
low: fucked up back and neck

HOT HOT TOPICS
– how come no one ever told me I could just set up my computer on a coffee table, get a comfy floor chair, and not have to give a fuck about sitting at my computer for hours because I can just constantly adjust how I’m sitting and even stretch out?
– what’s the most festive way to spruce up the corner of my apartment I sit alone and cry in during valentine’s day? also which comfort food is the most corner compatible?
– is rafe hates caleb the podcast equivalent of a gateway drug, or is it basically heroin and only death or rehab follows?
– why does caleb not send me personal invites to the 38364629103837 ffr races he does a day?
– what is the best valentine’s candy?
– what is the limit on re-watching the same show with different people and different starting points?
– is it a bad sign that even the online dating bots that prey on desperate dudes have given up on me?
– which style am I aiming for next? SPEED AND POWER + almost infinite resurrection, or CARDZ GO PEW PEW + almost infinite resurrection
– is there a way to skip the awfulness that is sunday and go straight to monday and candy being 50% off?

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – trouble with the curve (2012) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2083383/)
caleb 5/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – rafe is trouble, caleb’s all curves
beastie boys – triple trouble

NEXT MOVIE – man of steel (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0770828)
NEXT SONGS – steel fight

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Up On the Mic

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caleb and rafe have a grand time bullshitting and laughing at their own jokes. caleb talks about his favorite food youtube channels where he gets inspiration, like j. kenji lopez-alt (who caleb tags on insta like a fanboy), babish, food wishes, and josh weissman. rafe is super stoked that patoogins (https://patoogins.com) started a line of artisan, local foods. now patoogins has delicious-tasting stuff to go with their delicious-smelling stuff! special shout out to macskull, for helping rafe download city of heroes homecoming. caleb and rafe also spend an uncomfortable amount of time speaking very close to the mic.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: keto carrot cake
low: eight years

caleb’s high-low
high: finished quantum leap
low: family got covid

HOT HOT TOPICS
– would brief jerky qualify as edible underwear?
– follow up: who is going to volunteer to try it out
– why am I going to all this effort to repair this damn paper feed roller?
– why did you skip my hot hot topic last week?
– why is fizzle basing a game strategy after my eat habits?
– why do some people actually like winter/any kind of cold weather? I’m miserable from october to at least april and don’t get it.
– GME sinking like the brick and mortar stores it represents, HODL or nah
– how many cans of fix a flat do you need to completely rebuild a tire and how do I hook my friend up with a bulk deal for both tires?
– what’s the best car you have ever owned (or leased)?
– if you could walk into a room with your own walk-in music, like in wrestling, what would it be? would you have visuals as well, like pyrotechnics or vertically-challenged people?
– are the detectives on law and order SVU kink shamers?
– we allow online gambling now for sports, racing, etc. so why is online poker still black-listed in the USA?
– which is your top 3 favorite ps1 rpg’s off the top of your head.
– is it nerdier to play video games or watch others play video games?
– was rafe’s palace always a palace, or was it like a small ranch that she kept building up? or is it simply a palace in her mind?

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – the master (2012) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1560747)
caleb 3/10
rafe 3/10
SONGS – master songs

NEXT MOVIE – trouble with the curve (2012) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2083383)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is trouble, caleb’s all curves

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Gamestonk! 🚀

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suuuuuuure this is a good episode, with gamestop stock talk, down with the uber rich, ultra-liberal political corner ranting. rafe is intimidated by stairs, caleb has been working like crazy, and quantum leap is getting crazier. caleb may also throw away all his clothes. stay tuned for future episodes! dani was kind enough to pick the letter S for kinks and rafe spends an uncomfortable amount of time discussing each one. also there was some talk about pasta, olive garden, and felonies.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: #75hard compliments
low: #75hard

caleb’s high-low
high: d&d weekend
low: #75hard wall break

HOT HOT TOPICS
– is this whole gamestop stock thing hilarious to everyone, or just the kind of nerd who assumes people know what he means when he says “gamestop stock thing”?
– is there anything more inherently depressing than the veggie sammiches left untouched on a work function platter, and is it bad that I sympathize with them
– should lordfizzlebeef be promoted to master of carbonated cows?
– which is the better strategy: eating forever at an all you can eat buffet and defeating your enemies just by rolling your huge body forward, or flinging yourself at a brick wall with almost infinite resurrect and “every time you resurrect you get slightly stronger”? I need tips for a roguelike deckbuilder and those are my two options.
– coke with coffee made it to the US, good thing or uh oh?
– handjobs, blowjobs or boob jobs. which is the superior method?

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – on the road (2012) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0337692)
caleb 5.75/10
rafe 4.8/10
SONGS – street songs
epoxies – walk the street

NEXT MOVIE – the master (2012) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1560747)
NEXT SONGS – master songs

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