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SPOOKTACULAR 2024

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HAPPY SPOOKTACULAR 2024!!!! thank you for spending you halloween with us and celebrating our FIVE HUNDREDTH EPISODE!!! rafe is very drunk. caleb had a lot of stuff going on like dishwasher stuff, cooking SO MUCH, and his posessed PC. he heard about a point-and-click called PRIM and it seems pretty cool. check it out if you’re into that. but mostly just enjoy rafe being a very silly drunk and caleb drinking carrots.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: halloween hamhams
low: no costumes

calab’s high-low
high: cooking machine
low: computer issues

HOT HOT TOPICS
– I don’t like to pay to access my own money. the gas station down the street recently changed its atm so it is no longer in network for my bank. they now charge $1.50 for balance inquiries and $3.50 for a cash withdrawal. the location is convenient, but I have no intention of paying for that convenience.
– what are things you’ve done 500 times? addendum, is there anything that only you have done 500 times?
– is there a food and adult beverage that you enjoy specifically for halloween?
– what is the most unexplainable spooky thing that’s happened to you? do you swear up and down you’ve been in a haunted space? are you convinced you’ve had a “close encounter” with alien life? spotted a cryptid? fell upon a secret ritualistic cult in the woods?
– came home last night and my dog was hiding in the bathroom. she usually comes out to greet me and go potty. I had to force her outside and pee, so she didn’t go in the house. what ghost could scare a dog so badly they don’t want to go for walkies?
– how much halloween candy have your eaten this year before halloween?
– best halloween costume you’ve had?
– why is candy corn so divisive? people are either like “fuck yeah!” or “fuck no!”. it’s like the pineapple on pizza of sugary snacks
– is there something you are scared of or something that gives you the creeps? I don’t like porcelain dolls.

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – dirty girl (2010) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1107319)
caleb 7/10
rafe 7.75/10
MOVIE – marmaduke (2010) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1392197)
caleb 3/10
rafe 2.5/10
SONG – fear of the unknown
steve burns – unknown

NEXT MOVIE – the lincoln lawyer (2011) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1189340)
NEXT MOVIE – the sessions (2012) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1866249)
NEXT SONG – sex work

That’s How You Get Ants

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caleb discovered several ways that you can GET ANTS. also he has a tidying-up marathon with door fix, garage org, and composing busy work!! and some sad news about speedgaming live. hey though, are people trying to enter rafe’s place?! and rafe made her own LMNT because she’s crazy. try it out! you can make your own LMNT, too.
https://science.drinklmnt.com/electrolytes/best-homemade-electrolyte-drink-for-dehydration/

2,500 mg sodium chloride (for 1,000 mg sodium)
385 mg potassium chloride (for 200 mg potassium)
390 mg magnesium malate OR 450 mg di-magnesium malate (for 60 mg magnesium)

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: online hangouts
low: copilot powershell

calab’s high-low
high: labor day bbq
low: near panic attack

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what are your fav mutant enemy creations? (firefly, buffy, angel, dollhouse, agents of shield, dr horrible, cabin in the woods) – this was inspired by a recent re-watch of firefly and subsequent sadness over its short run, as is the custom.
– who is your archenemy that you don’t podcast with
– did yall see the chase bank error stuff? check kiting is a tiktok trend
– how do you know when trouble is good trouble?

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – in enemy hands (2004) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0316824)
caleb 5/10
rafe 5.25/10
MOVIE – reversable errors (2004) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0382944)
caleb 5.25/10
rafe 5.25/10
SONG – songs beginning with the letter E
seven lions & so below – every time

NEXT MOVIE – cellular (2004) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0337921)
NEXT MOVIE – sahara (2005) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0318649)
NEXT SONG – suh songs

A Series of Fortunate Events

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there’s gonna be a oasis tour?! guess what, it’s too hot. and what’s with playdough sizes these days? caleb finished the 3 body problem and started on the OG dracula. caleb loves this mexican cuisine chef that started on PBS! he’s going to make sushi and STEAK for the next final fantasy randomizer’s next race on sept 29, 3pm eastern. stay tuned for more!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: ninja sex party
low: chocolate

calab’s high-low
high: productive
low: freezer not freezing

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what is the most classy way to leave a job
– you’re so vain, you probably think this topic’s about you
– nudes or noods?
– favorite comfort food. bonus if it helpful for a sore throat
– tortas or chimichangas?
– how does america overcome the disparity in judicial treatment of underserved communities in terms of sentencing and recidivism, largely caused by wealth inequality and the subsequent lack of access to properly focused and robust legal representation?
– some people just aren’t meant to be in their chosen profession.

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE 1 – seabiscuit (2003) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0329575)
caleb 6.5/10
rafe 7/10
MOVIE 2 – spartan (2004) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0360009)
caleb 5/10
rafe 5.25/10
SONG – one word songs beginning with the letter S
five iron frenzy – spartan

Art of a Hit

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uh oh, caleb has a garbage house. but also he and the scientist got to go to the “art of a hit” movie premiere! check out the “art of a hit” trailer on youtube here: https://youtu.be/72XnW1QoD_Q. you can also watch a short interview with some of the cast from “art of a hit” here: https://youtu.be/mVQaOndrcZM.

rafe continues to hate on too much technology in cars. read this rolling stone article so you, too, can hate on self-driving cars. caleb got a HOFFEE COFFEE shirt and it is awesome!

get ready for the NINJA SEX PARTY DIGITAL SHOW. MASTERSTROKES aug 24 & 25. https://www.ninjasexparty.com/
BRUCE WILLIS PROTOCOL IS A GO. WE ARE GO FOR BRUCE WILLIS PROTOCOL.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: old boss chat
low: leg cramp

calab’s high-low
high: art of a hit premiere
low: garbage everywhere

HOT HOT TOPICS
– have you ever worked with someone who makes you want to start drinking?
– has there been anyone you worked with that didn’t make you want to drink?
– you have a can’t fail get rich scheme that is possibly illegal. who are you roping into your scheme? consent not required for this thought exercise
– if you could steal a sports almanac and go back in time, when would you live? *no making out with relatives required
– are there more doors or wheels in the world? (stolen from borque)

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – stealing sinatra (2003) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0311863)
caleb 5/10
rafe 5.25/10
SONG – favorite sinatra
moonlight serenade

NEXT MOVIE 1 – seabiscuit (2003) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0329575)
NEXT MOVIE 2 – spartan (2004) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0360009)
NEXT SONG – one word songs beginning with the letter S

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