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Nobody’s Talking About Ohio

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QUICK HITS
MORBS AND JORBS. rafe has updates about her teeth and streaming. caleb is distraught over the train in ohio. there’s a return of the low mood but at least alvin ailey and rasiki were fire.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: filipino ube treats
low: work

caleb’s high-low
high: date night, best indian food
low: garbage disposal

HOT HOT TOPICS
– how lazy can you be in customer service that all you do when a problem is reported, is to copy paste (sometimes adjust a few words so it doesnt look like you just copy pasted) the same error explanation that is found when the thing goes wrong, which is the same located in the help area for said thing going wrong?
– how is it that people still dont contact the place that holds their money and instead insists on contacting the people taking it to find out if they took it yet
– if you were close to blind in just one eye, how much would you drive?
– kansas city chiefs: how much whining should be allowed by a team that wins the super bowl?
– even if it’s windy out, shorts in 60 degree weather is still properly flipping off Winter, aye?
– all job listings should post an accurate account how much the position pays so that job seekers aren’t wasting time applying for a job that doesn’t pay well or doesn’t fit their requirements.
– forgetting your son is in basketball playoffs until the day before the big game and making your office staff scramble to reschedule your whole ass day of patients: great doctor or greatest parent?
– why does the food that is the worst for you have to taste so good?
– should his face be red?
– why does subway, worst of the fast food sandwich chains, sometimes slap?

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – she’s having a baby (1988) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096094)
caleb 4/10
rafe 4.75/10
SONGS – baby
led zeppelin – I can’t quit you baby

NEXT MOVIE – the great outdoors (1988) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095253)
NEXT SONGS – nature

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Cooking and Crushing With Deadpulse

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there’s a guest! deadpulse! he loves music and movies. rafe has work drama and caleb has a reinvigorated love for d&d thanks to chatGPT. come join the RaHaCa discord so you can have fun posting memes, watching the podcast actor movies, and hopefully and upcoming event of COCAINE BEAR.

HIGH LOWS
deadpulse’s high-low
high: mix tape weekend
low: heat went out

rafe’s high-low
high: vacation
low: broken teeth

caleb’s high-low
high: chatGPT
low: pinky cut

HOT HOT TOPICS
– 30 mins is not enough time for me to be funny and clever
– last night at the SOTU, kyrsten sinema looked like a combination of spongebob squarepants and one of those spitting dinosaurs from jurassic park
– is giving away free tattoos a bad idea? Does no one want free original art? And yes this is my first HHT in a long time lol
– how hot is too hot? is there a topic too hot to touch? or should it be too hot to trot?
– there are 21 warnings on the road leading to a local low bridge, including flashing lights, road signs, and the bright orange lower edge of the bridge with a lights and a large sign saying it is 10’9” tall. it still gets hit by trucks 10 times a year or more. should truck drivers be blamed for hitting the bridge or should something else be done?
– first day back in the office and I have to reinvent a very annoying wheel, and also dani is the best
– rafe and caleb get along rather well. perhaps they should think about doing a podcast together.
– why do most butter chicken recipes not have any butter?
– and can one ever have too much FFR?

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – planes, trains, & automobiles (1987) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093748)
caleb 7.5
rafe 7.75/10
deadpulse 8/10
SONGS – vehicles
the hollies – bus stop

NEXT MOVIE – she’s having a baby (1988) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096094)
NEXT SONGS – baby

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Toxic Cock Syndrome

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rafe is fascinated by bryan johnson’s drive to de-age. bryan is on the hunt for young (https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2023-01-25/anti-aging-techniques-taken-to-extreme-by-bryan-johnson) and it may actually be working? but like, who wants dirt smoothies? caleb is all about the banshees and final fantasy randomizer. also amanda palmer, the lead of the dresden dolls, who is amazing. shit is going down in memphis and rafe has a flashback to the cheeky girls. it’s an episode for sure.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: trash
low: kidneys

caleb’s high-low
high: the banshees of something something
low: amanda palmer

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what is wrong with rafe?
– thoughts on sub-tweeting, and the continuation of passive aggressive actions.
– why does eating a pizza only increase my craving for pizza, not decrease it?
– how do you get a nominal pirate to eat a disgusting, uncooked slimy fish? asking for a friend.
– are movies like groundhog day, happy death day, edge of tomorrow, and other movies about time loops considered time travel movies? given that tomorrow is groundhog day, this seems topical.
– is trusting your gut ever a bad thing?
– if the bank app on your phone shows you that there was a payment taken out, why do you automatically assume that the person who took a payment out the day prior (for a different amount mind you) is responsible for the both drafts? how can you not see who took out the payment and why would you just start calling out to assorted businesses and asking them why you took money out instead of calling the bank?
– are video games like final fantasy, final fantasy randomizer, and other games about time loops considered time travel games? given that tomorrow is groundhog day, this seems topical.
– how are anime series such as the meloncholy of haruhi and steins gate and others bout time loops considered time travel shows? given that tomorrow is groundhog day, this seems topical.
– the time loop is now broken! the 2000 year long battle is over. peace prevails.

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – spaceballs (1987) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094012)
caleb 6.5/10
rafe 7/10
SONGS – rafe is BALLS. caleb is SPACE.
ninja sex party – if we were gay

NEXT MOVIE – planes, trains, & automobiles (1987) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093748)
NEXT SONGS – vehicles

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Dying to Learn a New Skill

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eat glass, get ass. not to bring everyone down, but rafe just learned about samuel little, who confessed to killing 93 people, targeting people who wouldn’t be missed. caleb had good news with the patio and game night! but also really sad stuff, too.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: snow day
low: spiritfarer

caleb’s high-low
high: bra search – pepper
low: fulfilling life

HOT HOT TOPICS
– one of us always lies; the other one only tells lies. is this relationship too toxic for us to safely guard these doors?
– what’s the best way to cover a complex topic with multiple unrelated pieces of information and why is it “in absolutely no order whatsoever while also breaking topics into chunks, with the first chunk being a preview of the second chunk”
– CEU’s are the worst, but dani is the best
– it is OK to not be OK
– why are adults so bad at the telephone game?
– why are adults so mad at the telephone game?
– self sabotage >
– why are addicts so sad at the telephone shame?
– rupert is buying me a new phone
– how much are hearing aids?
– who should this email be sent to? and no, you can’t send it to anyone the email is relevant to

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – really weird tales (1987) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093829)
caleb 3.5/10
rafe 3.5/10
SONGS – weird songs
sifl & olly – weird day

NEXT MOVIE – spaceballs (1987) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094012)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is BALLS. caleb is SPACE.

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