Tag Archive for john q

Cigabitch (feat. Billy but not that Billy)

QUICK HITS
rafe dragged billy (but not that billy) onto the show in another attempt to not feel so alone in the world. maybe it’s working. rafe finished a game, boyfriend dungeon, which never happens so this is a momentus occasion. also we got a new covid variant, omnicron, so that’s cool. dr. oz is running for senate in pennsylvania, merck’s molnupiravir may help or hurt you, and the santa speedo sprint in albany is this saturday! https://www.albany.com/event/santa-speedo-sprint-29514/
and la croix is no longer being sued about insecticides, but this makes rafe go on a tangent about preservatives and natural flavor. hooray!

HIGH LOWS/SMILES AND CRIES
rafe’s high-low
high: boy and game
low: boy

will’ high-low
high: renfair
low: eagles lost

HOT HOT TOPICS
– best spice girl? and why is it sporty.
– why did we do elf on a shelf? now I have 25 days of shit to figure out what this stupid thing is doing every night
– it’s our last day on the island today and I don’t want to go to work when I come home. what are some solid excuses I can use to call off work on thursday & friday?
– why is the worst part of long distance relationships having to head back home?
– how many times should you have to fill out the same forms for it to count?
– if I didn’t keep the diet for a full day, does it even count? related: what is the best lunch for a heart full of rage at mindless incompetent bureaucracy? I think my job is trying to fight with fizzle’s for worst run.
– george jetson’s dad is going to get busy to make george’s july 31st, 2022 birthdate, so that means flying cars and homes high in the sky soon, so does this mean 1: with the current state of the world, what wrecked the world to make us ascend into the sky, and B: with homes in the sky, does everyone join the mile high club by default?
– what’s your favorite color to cough up?
– what’s the most phallic shaped thing you’ve had in your mouth that wasn’t a dick?

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – john q (2002) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0251160)
will 6.5/10
rafe 5/10
NEXT SONGS – johns

MOVIE – antwone fisher (2002) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0168786)
NEXT SONGS – fish