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Sober Caleb Snacks

QUICK HITS
rafe’s feeling shitty so deal with her barely-coherent list
pokemon go
warally almost makes it into the hot hot topics
drugged stories
surprise jelly beans
comic books
bringing back old words
double movie week with the scientist
“everyone’s got a plan until they get punched”
drunk space

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: lashes the delivery queen
low: keto break/stress

caleb’s high-low
high: home cookin’
low: cat cone

HOT HOT TOPICS
– if you could pick the hottest actress in a disney movie who would it be, and why emma watson?
– how acceptable, scale of 1-10 is dipping pepperoni pizza into ranch? how delicious?
– isn’t it great when the relaxation of a staycation is completely undone by a single email chain

AMY ADAMS
NEXT MOVIE – the wedding date (2005) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0372532)
caleb 6/10
rafe 6.8/10
NEXT SONGS – wedding battle
beer barrel polka written‎: ‎1927 (music), 1934 (lyrics)

NEXT MOVIE – standing still (2005) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0360016)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is standing and caleb is still

Patches & Rashes & Toad

QUICK HITS
caleb’s working through some… work stuff, some household things break, and rafe is so overwhelmed that she’s taking a break from everything. good things with date night movie night with the scientist, computer setup, and hoggle. bad things with band-aids. and so many tomatoes. also keto stuff and hand sanitizer science! https://www.nytimes.com/wirecutter/blog/why-hand-sanitizers-smell

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: glamper weekend
low: the bloody patch on my inner thigh

caleb’s high-low
high: texting
low: work stress

HOT HOT TOPICS
– best eating utensil manufacturer?
– if 2 vegetarians are fighting, is it still called a beef?
– who the fuck decided “bean water” was an acceptable baking ingredient
– will tim ever win a crown?
– is wank a term for masturbation in the USA or only in the UK?
– is it only dudes  that suffer from “wangst” (post wank angst)

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – junebug (2005) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0418773)
caleb 6.5/10
rafe 6/10
SONGS – BUG FIGHT
owl city – fireflies

NEXT MOVIE – the wedding date (2005) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0372532)
NEXT SONGS – wedding battle

A Normal Ass Week

QUICK HITS
both rafe and caleb are stumped about topics this week, except for dead things. also #keto update. also caleb got an an essential oils for his cats. also the perpetual pushing back of movie night. also d&d. and the derecho storm of the year. also banana flavors. and german chocolate cake trivia!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: glamper/beaucoup bananaphone
low: phone death

caleb’s high-low
high: d&d
low: dead frog

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what’s something that you lost, never found, and still think about from time to time?
– that church that told me I was god
– if someone’s excuse for inaction is “well, god wills it so,” does that mean when I punch their stupid ass in the face, they don’t get to complain?
– if you don’t care where you are, are you not lost?
– am I “god’s will”? (spoiler: probably not.)
– why does everyone say that something they found was in the “last place they looked”?  it’s obviously the last place you looked. you don’t need to keep looking once you find it.
– what’s so appealing about a gas station at 11:30pm?
– what tasks should I procrastinate at work and why is it all the things?
– cane’s just gave me 5 chicken strips in my 4-piece meal
– kinetic energy is transferred to heat energy, How hard do i need to slap a chicken to cook it? 

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – the last run (2004) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0376720)
caleb 0.50/10
rafe 1/10
SONGS – rafe is last, caleb is running
etta james – at last

NEXT MOVIE – junebug (2005) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0418773)
NEXT SONGS – BUG FIGHT

Rage Quit

QUICK HITS
polls are open?! yes, and rafe’s emporium is open for business! so many openings, just like rafe’s sex life. lots of FFR convo, lots of mental health awareness. keep safe and sane, everyone!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: beaucoup
low: off keto

caleb’s high-low
high: rafe FFR commentating
low: FFR breakup

HOT HOT TOPICS
– links from school to youtube videos with ads and/or thick indian accents
– furries?
– what is the worst animal you would be willing to accept as a familiar?- the flip side, what is the best animal you would not be willing to accept as a familiar?
– who would win in a fight, one of each pokemon or a trillion lions
– can a duck walk?
– if states open up “just a little bit” is it similar to “just the tip, just to see how it feels”
– when was the last time you bothered to check the weather?
– am i really late to work if i’m still there before my boss who is required for me do my job?
– quarantine food?
– are shoes clothes?- are socks underwear?
– how many times are you allowed to watch a show/movie before it becomes excessive?- what is the worst activity you can rage quit from?

BRENDAN FRASER
MOVIE – pawn shop chronicles (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1741243)
caleb 5.75/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – elvis
can’t help falling in love

NEXT MOVIE – breakout (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2314886)
NEXT SONGS – breakouts

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