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The Fifth Element (1997)

hard-hitting vine reenactments start off this mess with I love you and I miss you (hunnnn), country boy I love youuuuu, and I want to see my little boy – here he comes. then while caleb talks work, ANOTHER vine comes up – you better watch out. ok I think we are fully vined out for now. caleb is controlling facebook, rafe is doing keto stuff, and also freaking out about everything. especially okcupid. rafe gives more updates on keto and some her food decisions. oh my god!! speaking of, the best moment in troll 2. rafe has been following some new subreddits… yeah. caleb tear apart the trailer for venom. he’s planning on seeing something important this weekend in the theater, too. speaking of movies, caleb wants to watch a ghost story because… well, he says stuff. rafe wasn’t paying attention. she was probably messaging some dude on okcupid. they watched bruce willis in the fifth element and caleb totally lays into it with vicious opinions. they did songs about elements. next week, they’ll be watching bruce willis in the jackal and doing jack black songs. don’t forget to DEFILE THAT LIKE BUTTON on rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded April 24, 2018

Last Man Standing (1996)

wow, so much stuff happened! first this, and then THAT! rafe watched hot fuzz & beerfest because she needed some happy times due to unhappy times. caleb watched logan & tremors which spawns a quick convo about who should be the next actor for the podcast. yeah, jumping the gun a bit since they have like TWENTY YEARS left of bruce willis. and apparently TJ miller was arrested for a fake bomb threat? and he at some point had brain surgery!?! rafe gets a little too excited about the helper guy, wes, on nailed it! and talks about dating. and also weird talk about keto and a meal horror story. caleb has some good health news, too! go get ’em, caleb! he catches up on his time with RB’s which involved a disney move he’d never seen before! how the hell does that happen? ah well, we’re happy for the guy. caleb gets woke figuring out how facebook has been tracking him. there’s some talk about the lottery and how to win and life. they watched bruce willis in last man standing with songs about men and standing. next week, they’ll be watching bruce willis in beavis and butt-head to america and doing songs about stupid teens. don’t forget to POKE THAT LIKE BUTTON IN THE EYE on rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded April 10, 2018

Four Rooms (1995)

a fantastic episode of catching up and possibly still recovering from last week. there’s a bit of brony watch 2018 and some health stuff. caleb’s got a GREAT weight loss program very similar to the cheese cube diet. speaking of not eating, caleb hung out with RB’s again! caleb also had adventures at the
unpub expo for indie board games. he talks over behind the throne, carnival fare, nyctophobia, and park. rafe and caleb watched bruce willis in four rooms with songs about rooms and four. next week, they’ll be watching bruce willis in 12 monkeys. caleb will be doing songs about monkeys and rafe takes insanity. don’t forget to ROUNDHOUSE KICK THAT LIKE BUTTON on rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded March 27, 2018

The Bonfire of the Vanities (1990)

rafe really gets inside caleb’s head and they delve into the anarchists’ cookbook, including banana peels. rafe gets really excited about christmas and holiday decorations and caleb remembers some of his office holiday adventures. rafe and caleb debate the pros and cons of a keto diet and healthy decisions in general. department meetings and lunches come up for a bit, but the really exciting thing is rafe and caleb are going to try to attend the new york premiere of my brother, the time traveler (maybe)! caleb has cat moments involving cheese. they talk about bruce willis in the bonfire of the vanities and battle songs about fires and vanity. next week, they’ll be watching bruce willis in mortal thoughts and doing songs about thoughts and mortality. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded December 5, 2017

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