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It Can’t Get Any Worse

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it’s been a WHOLE MONTH with no #RaHaCa podcast so buckle up. rafe’s worried about caleb’s computer, is excited to be on tiktok, and is excited about a surprise for dani. caleb regales with a big bone, and big balls. also christmas stuff, delicious food that caleb’s been posting on instagram and discord, and cats on drugs. rafe reminds everyone that 2021 isn’t going to be different – we all still have to wear our masks to protect people from covid-19. she’s also back on tinder, yay! and doing #75hard which caleb gets roped into of course. they also go hard on the L kinks. #RaHaCa2021 here we come!

HIGH LOWS for 2020
rafe’s high-low
high: hermit life
low: glamper breakup

caleb’s high-low
high: married
low: family

HOT HOT TOPICS for 2020
– did CATS cause COVID?
– 2020. why? just why?
– what, in your opinion, was the single worst take of 2020?
– how is amy adams as an actress? and how much of your opinion is based on her choice of movies and directors?
– where are the murder hornets?
– if die hard is the best christmas movie that isn’t a christmas movie, could we also then say that polar express is the worst movie that happens to be a christmas movie, and should we make it a bipolar double header christmas tradition?
– pretend you see a time travelling tour group, and you see that one entitled tourist yelling at the poor tour guide about how much they want their money back for experiencing 2020 and being a real asshole about it. what year do you tell the asshole they should demand comp tickets to go to to make them suffer even more?
– since 2020 has answered the question of “pants?” with an emphatic no, what is the correct matching foot coverings?
– can we all agree to stop taunting the universe? we started that in 2016 and it just keeps calling our bluff.
– the kink corner, the best thing about 2020 or the absolute best thing about 2020?
– what pet name do you have for your cum, now that we know greggly’s?
– bad news: you are getting executed tomorrow. what’s your last meal?

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – leap year (2010) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1216492)
caleb 5/10
rafe 8.75/10
SONGS – 2020 anthem
blackbear – I feel bad

NEXT MOVIE – moonlight serenade (2009) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0455638)
NEXT SONGS – crooners

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Eating Your Feelings

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food, glorious food
like italian soda
black licorice
50/50 chance money
discord food pictures
“I” kinks! and
urgent care

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: beaucoup
low: glamper

caleb’s high-low
high: ffr fall league win
low: couple shitty days

HOT HOT TOPICS for THANKSGIVING
– ham or turkey
– thanksgiving dinner from a grocery store deli, or thanksgiving dinner from a local old people diner?
– when the fight inevitably breaks out during the thanksgiving zoom call, how many of your uncles are crazy enough to drive over to start a fist fight?
– pillsbury crescent rolls or grands biscuits?
– big thanksgiving with all the fam, or a small thanksgiving with just the fam at home?
– do you cook your stuffing in a bird or on the stovetop
– how many hours in the oven do I need to cook a 12 pound turkey?
– do you like sprinkles on baked goods, and if so, do you prefer the little ball things or the longer ones?

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – julie & julia (2009) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1135503)
caleb 7.5/10
rafe 7.25/10
SONGS – cooking BATTLE
TMBG – dinner bell

NEXT MOVIE – leap year (2010) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1216492)
NEXT SONGS – leaping BATTLE

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Welcome Back Caleb

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best chocolate for refined palette s’mores
new d&d book
ffr cheezinator
D kinks!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: glamper
low: candy binge

caleb’s high-low
high: MARRIED, ETC!
low: bacon-less burger

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what’s the point of having your restaurant on a food ordering app if you don’t have the whole fuckin menu on there.
– if you could change one part of your body, what would it be? (caleb, you can’t say your teeth)
– why is british comedy/humor far superior to anything from the US
– why when the US tries to make a comedy is all they do poor copy a british comedy?
– red green. genius inventor of products or batshit crazy user of duct tape?
– you can go back and change one life event. what is it and why is it trying the KFC double down?
– will we ever dispense with the idea of “normal sleep schedules” so that I feel less like a bum when I wake up after three hours, do stuff for a few hours, and then pass out again only to wake up at 2?
– why do people like the masked singer?
– favorite wine and cheese pairing?

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – night at the museum: battle of the smithsonian (2009) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1078912
caleb 5.3/10
rafe 5.5/10
SONGS – smith BATTLE
ben folds – late (elliott smith tribute)

NEXT MOVIE – julie & julia (2009) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1135503)
NEXT SONGS – cooking BATTLE

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Josh Hates Rafe

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there may not be a caleb, but there’s a retrotainmnt! we’ve got a bit of everything: anime rants, instapot bullshit, criterion movies, dick jousting, new bed big fig, fat shaming, and congrats to mari for her next step in life with college! oh also, the best wishing time, PBJ, keto fries, winter weather, another covid-19 shutdown, and the subreddit shrinkflation. josh also picked kinks starting with the letter the J.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: powerful at work
low: glamper withdrawal

josh’s high-low
high: officiating caleb’s marriage
low: car windshield

HOT HOT TOPICS
– when are they gonna invent the thing that takes all these chip fragments at the bottom of the bag and reforms them into real actual chips and not handfuls of shame and spicy nacho dust
– how long did you think about that phrasing before you decided to roll with it?
– shitty kitchen utensils and cookware are a safety hazard. I may have given myself first degree burns cooking bacon. who do I send my concerns to?
– caves. existential crisis about early graves or nah?
– how do I fill the wote-shaped hole in my heart?
– is it appropriate to suggest two people charge at each other in order to plug people-shaped holes in one of them?
– who makes the best joggers that don’t stretch out at the knees?
– how much would it cost to replace my entire lawn with moss?
– if you die and get cremated, in what brand of coffee can would you like your ashes stored?
– what is the best food to eat at a post-funeral meal (assuming it isn’t your funeral)?
– why have a bbq place if you’re only open one day per week?
– if you order pizza that is rated the best in a local touristy area not typically known for its pizza, where are your expectations?
– oreo O’s are a terrible cereal that are not at like oreos
– is the fact my nephew and his friends were playing “among us but in real life” coming full circle or an indictment of the oral transmission of games like werewolf and mafia?
– should I escape reality by immersing myself in dramatic readings of AI-based civilization games?

QUESTION

13. if a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future or anything else, what would you want to know?
rafe: where am I going to live?
josh: will my marriage last?

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – doubt (2008) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0918927)
rafe 6/10
josh 7/10
SONGS – no doubt war
sunday morning

NEXT MOVIE – night at the museum: battle of the smithsonian (2009) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1078912
NEXT SONGS – smith BATTLE

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