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Her Mask Rash

QUICK HITS
the week was “fine.” caleb has some new about house stuff, bread, spiderman, and food. rafe has been tasked with actually dating, is excited about gifts which is weird, they go through their lenten requirements, and do kinks starting with W! also rafe wants people to send stuff for caleb to read aloud… let’s get weird with the hot hot topics!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: kaldaka gifts
low: work

caleb’s high-low
high: bed get
low: sourdough starter

HOT HOT TOPICS
– why do people insist on the term “hydration” when everyone’s still using anything BUT water to do that? wouldn’t “internal moisturizing” fit better?
– would you rather have soft hands and calloused feet or soft feet and calloused hands?
– where do you draw the line?
– why does the phrase “internal moisturizing” do the things it does to me?
– how important is the “mystery” part in a murder mystery? wouldn’t it be super awesome if all characters in a murder mystery knew all things at all times including who did it but apparently not the specific spot they’re standing in at that moment in time? would this show be considered a speedrun?
– what makes you happy when it happens in february? me? IT’S FUCKING 72° OUTSIDE!
– if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck but doesn’t swim like a duck, what is the likelihood that it is a duck
– why is fizzle calling me out for still being a duck? QUACK
– why is sloth one of the 7 deadly sins, but sloths are the chillest animals out there?
– when people say you’re only as old as you feel, why doesn’t that apply to things like the drinking age?
– what do you yell at young people when you don’t have a lawn for them to get off of?
– is using filters on food pics and dating sites a cheat code? should people who use filters be put on their own separate “cheater island”?
– bacon: crispy or soft?
– how many toppings are too many on a NY style thin-crust pizza?
– which are the best adventure games (of the point and click variety)? the only one I am super familiar with is Maniac mansion, even though I have played others.

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – her (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1798709)
caleb 8/10
rafe 7.1/10
SONGS – her songs
hootie & the blowfish – let her cry

NEXT MOVIE – american hustle (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1800241)
NEXT SONGS – hustle songs

Four Rooms (1995)

a fantastic episode of catching up and possibly still recovering from last week. there’s a bit of brony watch 2018 and some health stuff. caleb’s got a GREAT weight loss program very similar to the cheese cube diet. speaking of not eating, caleb hung out with RB’s again! caleb also had adventures at the
unpub expo for indie board games. he talks over behind the throne, carnival fare, nyctophobia, and park. rafe and caleb watched bruce willis in four rooms with songs about rooms and four. next week, they’ll be watching bruce willis in 12 monkeys. caleb will be doing songs about monkeys and rafe takes insanity. don’t forget to ROUNDHOUSE KICK THAT LIKE BUTTON on rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded March 27, 2018

North (1994)

rafe starts out this episode with some interesting info about whole foods, and then the gang quickly recaps their own lent escapades. caleb tells some pirate jokes and becomes the first pirate HR person. speaking of corporate america, caleb is job hunting! best of luck, dude! caleb is loving the weather while there are only air conditioning problems for rafe. in addition to THAT first world problem, rafe has another – dryer balls. for reals. caleb’s doing new d&d with jungles and dinos! rafe spent the weekend with little pony and training him how to grow up. KPJ is going to be a daddy!! and then rafe and caleb talk about the bruce willis movie this week, north. they did songs with directions in them, but more importantly they say bitch and all the rhyming words. #ThatBitchGotMeShitfaced. the giveaway was a royal disappointment so they’re extending it another episode!! next week, they’ll be watching bruce willis in color of night. caleb will be doing songs with colors rafe is night. don’t forget to GET FRISKY WITH THAT LIKE BUTTON on rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded February 20, 2018

Pulp Fiction (1994)

caleb’s having a good time backing a badass kickstarter campaign with d&d but the really big excitement is the 10,000 DOWNLOAD GIVEAWAY!!! on facebook, just like, share, and comment on this week’s episode post to be entered. there will be a first and second place prize full of loot! since lent is starting, rafe freaks out about giving up stuff because she’s a hedonist and can’t handle her shit. there’s more talk from caleb (ok like a LOT of talk) about gaming, and then they get into the bruce willis film of the week, pulp fiction. caleb and rafe both enjoyed the movie, and caleb goes into detail about the tarantino cinematic universe which is pretty interesting. next week, they’ll be watching bruce willis in north and songs with with directions (cardinal, ordinal) in them. don’t forget to GET FRISKY WITH THAT LIKE BUTTON on rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded February 13, 2018

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