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LyricalFoodBash (feat. LordFizzlebeef)

QUICK HITS
finally, finally, lordfizzlebeef gets his own episode. with one race down and possible two to go in the final 8 FFR spring tournament bracket, things are heating up! fizzle does poetry, everyone sinks into bummer summer, and there’s more FFR racing talk.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: wote and tentacles
low: masks

caleb’s high-low
high: winery
low: going to work

fizzle’s high-low
high: online dating
low: RNG bullshit and family moving

HOT HOT TOPICS
– which robutt NPC is the best and why?
– if you could design a giant robot based on the stereotypical american, what would it be?
I think it’d be big hero 6 robot, but it wouldn’t provide healthcare (that’s unamerican). it would dispense fried food and dipping sauces instead
– so really the hothottopic is; what dipping sauces are best of you don’t want to ruin your robot?
– should bobutts use lasers, missles, or melee weapons to destroy a bad boss and former place of employment?
– what is the correct way to write “hot, hot topic?” and should I actually follow it?
– is mackerel deadly and why?
– do it live
– BONUS HOT TOPIC: fuck whatever fizzle just said, who’s up for being positive
– bonus hot topic: each list 3 good things about fizzle
– my brother just was deployed to japan what trinkets or souvenirs should I ask for, and why
– is it appropriate to eat your coworker food from the company fridge if you have been locked in after hours?
– what is the most “work function” appropriate way to go down a slip and slide. also, what’s the best way to go down a slip and slide at a work function.
– who’s the best person ever and why is it fizzle?
– what’s a girl gotta do to have a skype dance party?
– how much blood is too much blood for the doctor to want to take in one go?

FALL IN LOVE

23. how close and warm is your family? do you feel your childhood was happier than most other people’s?
fizzle: close, yes
caleb: close, warm
rafe: happier

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – a soldier’s story (1984) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088146)
fizzle 7/10
caleb 7/10
rafe 5.75/10
SONGS – caleb is soldier and rafe is story
brandi carlile – the story

NEXT MOVIE – power (1986) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091786)
NEXT SONGS – POWER BATTLE

Dude, Oh My God

QUICK HITS
guess there’s something special with this episode. the boys from dudeOMG are back together for this awesomely long recording! lots of catching up, life, missing webcams… cord’s working on being an influencer (cordtakespictures if you want to follow his instagram). billy, but not that billy, supports caleb’s scrabble hockey, the guys talk about the past year, they talk shit at each other, and start falling in love with each other.

HIGH LOWS (music)
cord’s high-low
high: baby calls
low: sprocket loss

billy’s high-low
high: job ending/starting
low: job ending/starting

rafe’s high-low
high: beaucoup/whiteclaw
low: work

caleb’s high-low
high: discord fun with cord’s name
low: sleep deprivation

HOT HOT TOPICS
– why do people look forward to summer again and is it just a kinky relationship with weather?
– since in australia the toilets flush in reverse direction… when you use a mixer does it also run in the reverse direction??
– almond milk or cashew milk.
– what’s the weirdest thing that you’ve ate?
– how do I get a stress pizza delivered to my second floor office without anybody noticing
– solar power?
– has rafe figured out her voice?
– it’s national hot dog day. what toppings must be on a hot dog for it to be good, and which ones are a hard pass
– if you could have one mario kart item that you could drive around with, what would it be?


17. what is your most treasured memory?
cord: seeing wife at their wedding.
billy: proposing to his wife
caleb: basic training graduation;
rafe: meeting her baby niece

22. alternate sharing something you consider a positive characteristic of your partner.
billy: cord is extremely genuine.
cord: billy is absolutely willing to help those he cares about without question.
caleb: rafe’s willingness to go first, orderly/detail-oriented, kind, honesty, helping friends
rafe: caleb always makes me laugh, always willing to talk through problems, kickass beard, ability to go above and beyond, artistic talent

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – pumpkin (2002) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0265591)
cord 3/10
billy 0/10
caleb 2.5/10
rafe 2.7/10
SONGS – rafe is kin, caleb is pump

NEXT MOVIE – serving sarah (2002) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0261289)
NEXT SONGS – serving WAR

The 2020 Rafe Model

happy #RaHaCa2020, everyone!!! welcoming in the new year with lord fizzlebeef!

rafe’s 2019 high-low 5/10
high: sisters doing great!
low: dating the giant

caleb’s 2019 high-low 8/10
high: engagement!
low: job nonsense
fizzlebeef’s 2019 high-low 6.5/10high: medical achievements!low: besties moved out of state

MOVIE – the mummy returns (2001) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0209163)caleb 4/10rafe 6/10fizzlebeef 3.3/10
SONGS – 2019 songs, with lord fizzlebeef!
ninja sex party – the mystic crystal

NEXT MOVIE – the quiet american (2002) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0258068)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is american and caleb is quiet

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