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Only Murders on This Podcast

QUICK HITS
caleb’s night out. rafe’s tiling mishap. also rafe’s ice cream mishap. caleb’s flu shot fiasco. wedding songs picked! caleb finished the food lab! assault on precinct 13 and caleb tries metroid dread again. rafe is doing fine. she talks a bit about “only murders in the building” with steve martin, martin short, and selena gomez. and also talks about how so many guys she’s talked to have suddenly gone missing and probably got murdered.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: cancer free probably
low: ghosts

caleb’s high-low
high: target clothing
low: flu shot

HOT HOT TOPICS
– the tossed salad is superior to all other forms of salad. if you disagree, what’s the reason you wouldn’t want your salad tossed?
– would you consider a self disarming building alarm a modern convenience?
– what’s the difference between pistachio and fellatio?
– how do you imagine you’d be presented in fanfiction about you?
– while we’re talking about pistachios… what kinds of mustaches are the sexiest? This one obviously of course, but what others?
– how many times do you buy and return a niche tool to the big box store before you actually decide to keep it?
– talking to your ex – bad idea or catastrophically bad idea?
– Bonus hot topic OH MY GOD SEVEN DAYS TO SUPER ROBOT WARS 30 AAAAAAAAA NEW SUPER ROBOT WARS GAME IM SO FUCKIN HYPE PUT IT IN MY EYEBALLS LETS GOOOOOOOOOJFGGZFGCGVHGSXGFJVJFBJ
– hot hot topic: How do I get my son to stop saying the word “douchebag”?

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – the siege (1998) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0133952)
caleb 5/10
rafe 5.7/10
SONGS – kidnapping fight
fake tides – kidnap me

NEXT MOVIE – fallen (1998) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119099)
NEXT SONGS – falling fight

Rafe Drinks Spit

QUICK HITS
rafe gushes about bearsun and bowels. it’s an interesting time to be alive.
support bearsun and his journey to raise awareness and support for mental health and autism! https://iambearsun.com
caleb has wedding drama about the rehearsal dinner… again… but other wedding stuff is good!! we also learned about leftover whey: https://www.thespruceeats.com/many-uses-for-whey-1327494
caleb tried metroid dread, and rafe learned about metroid dread.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: bearsun
low: gnats

caleb’s high-low
high: furybox & lady furybox
low: wedding pivot

HOT HOT TOPICS
– butts on my mind.
– how did the sauce end up being called? Or if not, why?
– is there a polite way to affirm someone’s nerves can handle playing metroid dread?
– so, you’re solving a murder mystery with the power of delusions. how fast would your new superpower go wrong? so far I accidentally made a demon lord, got my best friend killed, and got myself killed.
– apparently we dodged a bullet with amy adams. y’all hear about this fuckin dear evan hansen movie? apparently it’s a shambling nightmare of a movie.
– are banana chips a fruit? if I have them with my lunch, am I allowed to tell my wife I had fruit in my lunch today?
– FUCK COVID
– how do I snooze on a conference call but cover my ass when I’m asked to speak?

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – he got game (1998) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0124718)
caleb 6/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – game battle
wayne fontana & the mindbenders – game of love

NEXT MOVIE – the siege (1998) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0133952)
NEXT SONGS – kidnapping fight