Tag Archive for muppets

Not Allergic to Semen

QUICK HITS
caleb is very excited about shaking spears watching “as you like it,” but not too excited about food management when going out. caleb got his nut allergy results! rafe is upset about the vin diesel alleged sexual assault? word of the week is HURKLE-DURKLE.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: sicky but wfh
low: wax everywhere

caleb’s high-low
high: shakespeare theatre
low: eating out

HOT HOT TOPICS
– which HHT would make the best random work email from your boss/management?
– what would wednesday be without memes? hump day, frogs, etc
– what makes a better pet? a camel or a frog?
– what happened in this world where men think it is ok to send unsolicited dick pics to women?
– why doesn’t christmas have its own traditional gambling game and what would be a good game to adapt to the role?
– masks haven’t been mandatory for quite some time, but more and more people are wearing them. yet there are still people who are wearing their masks under their noses. I don’t get it.
– white elephant gift exchanges are objectively bad, prove me wrong
– christmas shopping isn’t fun

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – christmas special! it’s a very merry muppet christmas movie (2002) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0329737)
caleb 2.5/10
rafe 3.25/10
SONG – christmas song within last five song
offspring – christmas (baby please come home)

NEXT MOVIE – being human (1994) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106379)
NEXT SONG – human

The Curse of RaHaCa

QUICK HITS
caleb has shoulder pain and rando bruises, but the good news is there are curtains in his future! also final fantasy chat, lots of reading, more #75hard gushing, and quantum leap. rafe went on another amazon binge, they talk about kinks with Q, and special shout-out to ambientpotato on twitch. if you like world of warcraft, pokemon, or cuties with manbuns, check him out.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: #75hard
low: sweaters

caleb’s high-low
high: no one being sick
low: random bruises and inconveniences

HOT HOT TOPICS
– jesus, it’s nice to not have to care what the president says.
– now that we have ended our boomer president streak (with a silent generation prez), do we go back to boomers in 2024/2028, or do we finally move on to gen X or millennials?
– who’s taking bets on how the cheeto will flee the country?
– is it acceptable to change the idiom “the cat’s pajamas” to “rafe’s pajamas” since apparently they are the best thing ever?
– is watching caleb fumbling around on FF4 better than watching him race FFR?
– which feature of corporate presentations is better: the slide with 5 paragraphs of text where the presenter says “make sure to read this later on your own time”, or the Q&A session asking really stupid questions like “do I really have to do this properly? will the system stop me if I do it improperly but I feel like I did it right in my heart?”
– who inaugurated better?? trump or biden?
– is it better to be loved big by a horde of crazy people or better to be respected big by many boring, ordinary people?
– can we retire the phrase “all hands on deck” when no deck is present? what phrase should we use instead?

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – the muppets (2011) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1204342)
caleb 9/10
rafe 7.75/10
SONGS – songs with puppets
avenue Q – there is life outside your apartment

NEXT MOVIE – on the road (2012) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0337692)
NEXT SONGS – street songs

Man in Black (feat. Falconic & MoistMogwai)

falconic FF and moist mogwai as guest!!

ACTOR POLL IS UP!! https://www.strawpoll.me/17965560

military talk
romance and how our guests met
… thanks, I hate it
https://www.ffrcooptournament.com

rafe’s high-low
high: mo believing rafe that she doesn’t have a computer
low: FUCK alabama and FUCK missouri and FUCK ohio and FUCK georgia

caleb’s high-low
high: fake prince with a fake baby
low: job search woes

mo high-low
high: excitement about the co-op match!
low: hell work week, splitting headache

falconic high-low
high: after one year, he’s getting to create a tourney; calling rafe is actually rafe
low: work work work

MOVIE – muppets from space (1999) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0158811)
caleb 6.7/10
rafe 6.7/10
mo 5/10
falconic 7/10
SONGS – character related – man in black
caleb is men and rafe is black
apoptygma berzerk – fade to black

NEXT MOVIE – little hercules in 3D (2009) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0489210)
NEXT SONGS – character related – zeus
caleb is zeus and rafe is zeus


2. Would you like to be famous? In what way?
QUESTION!
caleb: helping people
rafe: adult romance novels
mo: superhero, maybe being able to colonize planets or help earth/climate! selfless, helping people. or curing disease!
falconic: superhero! fucking up all mo’s plans.